I'm going to kill you!

Already in a state of violence, Vardy stared around and wanted to find the culprit Balotelli.

If you catch him, you must castrate him!

At this time, the other teammates understood what was going on and they all laughed. Balotelli was really looking for death!

In terms of funny abilities and prank abilities, no one can compare to Vardy, and even Balotelli is far inferior.

Today you feed Vardy mustard sauce, and tomorrow Vardy will feed you shit...

Balotelli is so courageous, he is just a little stupid!

Of course, Valdy usually doesn’t like to take revenge overnight. If he catches Balotelli, he will beat him up, making him cry and cry for his parents, and he will almost kneel down to Valdy!

"Wait, I'll bring you drinks tomorrow. If you drink them all, there will be nothing! If you can't finish drinking, I'll beat you up!"

Vardy finally said to Balotelli viciously.

Really, thinking about the torture I was suffering, it was really hard to relieve my hatred by beating people. Valdy must use a big move to teach Balotelli a lesson.

When he attended a classmate’s wedding in his previous life, during the bride and groom’s cigarette lighting session, his favorite program was to give the groom a mixed drink.

Liquor, beer, soy sauce, vegetable soup, mixed juice...

The taste of these things can simply take you to understand a unique life.

Of course, what Vardy likes most is the expression of the groom doubting his life after drinking it.

But when you are on the first day of the lunar month, someone is on the fifteenth day of the lunar month. When he gets married, good guys, these bastards have given him a big pot, and they have given him a meal in front of him.

Liquor, vegetable soup, etc., these guys actually bring their own seasonings, which are of all kinds, so there is no problem in opening a seasoning shop.

A handful of salt, a handful of pepper, a whole bag of mustard sauce... It's almost like mixing the erection of the squid in it...

Anyway, I died very miserably that day.

Now, Vardy feels to return to his old business and makes a mixed drink for Balotelli to give him a taste of it.

But Vardy thought about it again. It seemed that he had been reborn. Is it a bit low to do tricks in his previous life?

And it seems particularly uncreative?

Well, it seems that you can only use the real killing move!

So, Vardy mailed a box of Laoshan snake grass water online...

Balotelli, wait for me, I can’t drink you to death, even if you are awesome!

What is Laoshan snake grass water?

According to legend, it may be the hardest liquid in the world, and it may not even be one of the most drunk liquids.

What exactly taste is, even those who have drunk it may not be able to describe it, because they took a sip and vomited before they could swallow it...

Snake grass water is probably a kind of. After drinking it, half of them felt that there was nothing more difficult to drink than this. The other half thought about it and said that this thing was really delicious... and then strongly recommended the drinks to friends.

Some say the smell of mats, some say the smell of sea fish soup that has been boiled in clean water for half a month, some say the smell of sweat and MSG water, and some say the smell of smell of stinky feet that has not been washed for three days...

Anyway, Vardy felt that there was probably no way to describe this taste in words, because this taste had already challenged the limits of human beings and could not be encountered in daily life.

Ye Bei claimed to be a man standing at the top of the food chain, but Snake Caoshui said he was dissatisfied. If you have a vegetation, you can have a bottle of it, and you must also kneel down and call him dad.

"Disclaimer!" The security officer reached out to Valdi with a blank expression.

Vardy replied helplessly: "Forgot to bring it!"

No matter how you say that I am, the World Footballer, how can you not know me if you have a little relationship with football?

So he thought this strong Russian man would let him in.

However, what answered him was the other party's cold expression.

"Sorry, if you don't have a certificate, I can't let you in!"

Vardy asked in confusion: "I am Vardy, don't you know me?"

"I know you, why don't I know you?" The security officer smiled at this time, "It would be even better if you could sign me!"

Vardy smiled at his teammates and looked at him, he was well-known enough, so he could just scan his face.

Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish signed the name for the security brother, and Vardy was about to walk into the stadium.

But as soon as I took a step, I was stopped by the security brother!

"Do you still want to take a photo?" Vardy was stunned for a moment and said randomly: "No problem!"

However, the security guard smiled and shook his head, then said seriously: "I'm sorry, I still can't let you in because you didn't bring the player's ID!"

Vardy's face collapsed. Should she be so dedicated?

Are you thinking about it? You know who I am, but you don’t let me in because of a small document?

Why are you more old-fashioned than a German guy? Don’t know how to adapt?

At this time, the teammates who were watching the fun were laughing. It was rare to see Vardy being defeated. Unfortunately, how could he be worthy of this accident?

However, at this time, Mancini knew the seriousness of the matter. Judging from the attitude of the security personnel, they knew that they would definitely strictly implement the regulations.

What is the world football player? It’s not easy to use. You won’t be allowed to enter without a certificate!

He quickly asked the staff to communicate with UEFA officials, and at the same time arranged a car to go back to the hotel to find the ID when he went back to Vardi's room. He worked on a two-pronged approach, and it was less than two hours before the start of the game. If the problem could not be solved before this, then Vardi might really miss the opportunity to play in this game.

Although Inter Milan, without Vardy, is still a strong team, no one wants the game to suddenly change. It is obvious that the game that can be won by almost every ten goals is a worry for Mao!

Vardy faced a selfless stadium security staff. It was really a scholar who met a soldier, and he couldn't explain it clearly even if he had any reason.

I guess this will be laughed at by those bastards for the rest of their lives!

Just when Vardy was embarrassed and helpless, Balotelli quietly pulled Ravaldi behind her.

"Or you can get my ID in. Anyway, I'm not going to play in this game. Don't worry about me, it's the same if I go back to the hotel to sleep!" Balotelli said to Valdi in a low voice.

Vardy was moved instantly, and then gave Balotelli a harsh sensation in tears..................!

"You're such an idiot. Can I get in with your ID? How can I be as dark as you?"

Of course, Vardy was not racist, but was mainly arrived by Balotellire.

At this time, the players had to enter the court to warm up, so Vardy could only wait alone outside the court accompanied by the staff.
Chapter completed!