Chapter 550(1/2)
Halloween is a Christmas holiday for children, because they can get a lot of sweet candies.
If you don't give candy, make trouble.
Every Halloween, the children would knock on the doors of other people's houses in groups, and then shout the slogan "If you don't give them candy, just make trouble", and then the owner would take out the candy that had been prepared and distributed to the children.
Maybe it won't take too long for the children to gain a lot.
But if this scene happens to adults, there will be only a sense of incongruity.
Who has ever seen an adult knocking on the door and asking for candy with candy bags?
It would be strange if you don’t get beaten to death by your master!
However, Vardy and others did these unconventional things without any pressure.
So, under the leadership of Valdy, the England internationals ran out of the locker room in a grand manner and began a journey to seek sugar.
"Quality, pay attention to your quality. Everyone is asking for candy bags, but you are carrying smelly socks. Do you think Christmas is celebrated?" Vardy said to Rooney with contempt, which also attracted everyone's contempt for Rooney.
Helplessly, Rooney could only put her socks on her feet again and rushed over to keep up with everyone's pace.
The first thing that was confused was that the FA staff were surrounded by England internationals and countless hands reached in front of them.
"Make trouble if you don't give candy!"
If a group of innocent and romantic children stretch out their white and tender hands towards them, then he will definitely not feel inconsistent.
But the problem is that the hands of this group of ferocious beasts are all the same as palm-shaped fans, and their fingers are like drum sticks, which is a bit scary.
"I...I don't have...saccharide!"
The FA staff stammered. Although he realized that this was a prank by the England internationals, he still felt a sense of trembling when facing the robbers, which came from the depths of his soul.
Huh, the players dispersed again, of course, before dispersing, they didn't forget to make trouble.
As for how to make trouble?
How do you think these vulgar guys can make trouble?
Anyway, after the players scattered, the FA staff seemed to have had ten orgasms and were completely limp.
Next target, UEFA staff.
"Make trouble if you don't give candy!"
Then, UEFA staff, like the FA staff, were confused and became suspicious of their lives.
Immediately afterwards, the stadium security personnel, referee team, and even Croatian players and coaching team were attacked by the English National Team Children's Party in the name of "making trouble if you don't give candy"...
Of course, it was not without gain. When Vardy shouted "I'll be funny if I don't give candy" and appeared in front of Modric, Modric subconsciously spit out the chewing gum in his mouth and carefully put it on Vardy's hand. The expression on his face seemed to be a child who had been stolen from his beloved toys, and he felt very aggrieved...
Then, it was Vardy's turn to be confused!
Others who saw this scene laughed so hard that their stomachs were aches, and they were also frustrated for a day.
Vardy glared at Modric fiercely, then turned around and left. He wanted to take out his nuclear weapons and then fired Modric fiercely.
Seeing Vardy enter the locker room, the England internationals also rushed into the locker room. Below is an exciting moment of dressing up!
Five minutes later, everyone finished their costumes again and prepared to appear.
But at this time, everyone saw what Vardy was dressed up. For a moment, the entire locker room was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded.
Is it really good if you dress up like a sanitary napkin like this?
They are really funny, they can't compare!
Yes, Vardy's outfit today was inspired by the convenience store - a huge piece of sanitary napkin.
After putting it on the body, the whole body turned into a sanitary napkin, with only one face exposed.
Not to mention the scene, the players have never seen such a shocking outfit in their entire lives.
Vardy was very satisfied with everyone's reaction, which was exactly the effect he expected.
If you are funny, you will not take the ordinary path.
What Batman, what Spiderman, what Zombie, it's so weak.
My sanitary napkin is definitely the most surprising style of the year, and will be rated as the most unique style of Halloween, and no one can match it.
The teammates were already shocked by Vardy, just like the tailor's eyes when he looked at Vardy, he admired him to the extreme.
Vardy smiled lightly and was full of complacentness.
Before I could come up with my last trick, you were about to worship. If I took out my trick, you wouldn't worship until you died?
In fact, Vardy really wanted to get back on her hands, holding a glass of red drink, pouring it down her chin, and then the entire sanitary napkin turned red in the middle...
You should understand what happened?
However, Vardy finally gave up on this idea because he felt a little disgusting.
At this time, the teammates already knew who the protagonist was, and no longer had the idea of showing off again. They surrounded Vardy and walked out of the locker room.
Fans have already appeared in the stands one after another, and Croatian players are warming up on the court. In fact, England should also be warming up on the court at this time.
When the England internationals' Halloween Ghost costumes appeared, the entire Wembley Stadium almost exploded.
All the fans were shouting and screaming wildly, cooperating with the players' looks. They really didn't expect that the players would appear in this way.
"Oh my God, they actually seem to be having a party. Are they going to interact with us in this way?"
"Harry Potter is Lampard, the big spider is Ashley Cole. I can't tell who those zombies are. There is also the one covered in a big white cloth. Who can tell who it is?"
"I just want to know, don't you feel ashamed of Ferdinand dressed up as Audrey Hepburn? It's so eye-catching!"
......
The Croatian players were also surprised. They were not here to play, they were clearly here to hold a Halloween party!
However, everyone is looking forward to Vardy's look, because Vardy has always been surprising. How could these ordinary outfits be what Vardy wants? Every time at this time, Vardy must have a shocking move.
Sure enough, Vardy did not disappoint everyone.
When his sanitary napkin shape walked out of the player's passage, the Wembley Stadium, which seemed to explode just now, suddenly fell into a dead silence.
WF!
What have we seen?
A huge sanitary napkin walked onto the court in a grand manner...
So familiar with the funny face on the sanitary napkin?
That's right!
Just funny Vardy!
boom!
After a deadly silence, Wembley Stadium completely exploded.
Cheers, boos, whistles, and even various exclamations erupted, flooding the entire court.
This is more than just a shocking person, it is simply terrifying.
I have never seen anyone dressed up as a sanitary napkin...
"Who has such a big butt, actually uses a sanitary napkin as big as Vardy?"
"I really didn't realize that Vardy actually has a lot of traffic!"
"I haven't used this thing before. Please help me solve my doubts. Is this Valdy a daily or night-style model?"
"What a big wing, I will never leak. If Vardy creates a sanitary napkin brand, I will definitely be a loyal user!"
.........
It was noisy and felt that the whole world was about to riot.
Vardy twisted casually, not ashamed at all. For his funny scenes and being used to being funny, this could not make him blush at all.
Of course, Vardy did not forget to seek revenge on Modric. This guy just teased himself with the gum he had eaten!
So everyone saw a scene that made them laugh and cry. Valdi's big sanitary napkin was heading towards the warm-up Croatian team, with the target of Croatia's core player Modric.
When Modric saw Vardy rushing over, he knew that he was going to cause trouble for him. He turned around and ran away without hesitation. With Vardy's urinary nature, if Vardy was caught, he would not know how miserable it would be!
But the problem is that Vardy ran too fast, and even if he turned into a sanitary napkin, his speed was still faster than Modric.
The distance between the two was narrowed at a speed visible to the naked eye as the fans cheered. In the end, Modric was caught by Valdi and was caught by one.
Valdi was not polite at all. Pia was confused about Modric, and the two had an intimate contact.
What is the special meaning of this intimate contact?
Everyone understands it!
Vardy is treating Modric as his butt!
Yes, isn’t the sanitary napkin just stuck to the butt?
Vardy regretted not bringing his red drink. If he secretly sprinkled it in front of him at this time, when the two of them separated, the whole world would be crazy...
To be continued...