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Chapter 565: Prison Robbery Plan

Although everyone was relaxing during the holidays, when they returned to the training ground, everyone was in good condition, after all, they were given sufficient rest.

However, Vardy did not expect that Mancini actually came up with a very creative way to supervise and train.

I don’t know where Mancini got something similar to a sedan and placed it on the training ground. In each training class, he would choose four players with the worst training condition and one player with the most serious training. The four people carried one person around the training ground for a while...

Vardy thought Mancini was absolutely fine for watching "My Fair Princess" during the winter break, and then suddenly had an idea and came up with such a weird way.

It's just like the girl's skirt Moyes had in Everton.

The players were all very curious. After all, they had never seen this thing before. Judging from their appearance, they seemed to want to experience what the sedan chair carrier felt, which made Vardy speechless.

"Come on, let's try it first!" Matrazi ran over and occupied the position of a sedan chairperson.

Several other players with more curiosity were also preparing to experience it.

Vardy felt that he could sit in a chair and experience the feeling of being lifted up, but the idea just flashed and he immediately rejected it.

These bastards have never played before, and now they are very curious, but after a while, they feel that their shoulders are hurt, so they must have let go and go to the side, and then throw themselves into a dog's mouth and eat them. I won't do it!

After all, he couldn't react. Balotelli sat up with a smile, as if he had taken advantage of it.

Vardy could no longer help but impress him.

Soon, several teammates lifted the simple sedan chair with great urgency and began to move forward swayingly.

It was still very stable at the beginning and several people could control it. Balotelli sat on it and seemed like the emperor inspecting him, and even waved his hands at everyone proudly.

But before they could go far, the few people felt that their shoulders could not bear it anymore. No wonder Mancini wanted to punish players in poor training condition in this way.

How could I feel wronged and couldn't hold on anymore? A few people instantly threw the crossbar on their shoulders aside, and they also moved out, and then they all expressed much relief.

But as a result, Balotelli was in a tragedy, and his whole body and his sedan were thrown into the air, and finally fell so embarrassed.

He stood up and cried on his face. He finally knew why no one was willing to make a sedan chair.

The players felt the pain of carrying the sedan chair, and Mancini's strategy was half successful, because during training, everyone was much more active and no one wanted to carry the sedan chair;

But the other half failed very simply because Balotelli’s experience has reminded everyone that it seems that sitting in a sedan chair is not a good thing.

So the final result is that everyone is very serious in training, but they are unwilling to do their best, and no one is willing to be the first to be the first.

Mancini didn't know whether to be happy or angry. Inter Milan's old fry are so cunning.

However, Vardy discovered a new way to use the sedan chair. If possible, they could enter the venue in such a funny way!

Think about it, in the past, everyone entered the field in two rows in the player channel, but now, the opponent is still lined up, but here they are carrying a sedan chair to play, and the momentum is different in the first place.

I guess the opponent is about to surrender before the competition has started!

Well, that’s such a pleasant decision!

......

After the training, Balotelli came over and invited Vardy to have dinner. Vardy hesitated for a moment and agreed.

Usually, Balotelli takes the initiative to look for Valdy, and there is no good thing, such as asking himself to save the situation a few times before.

But if you think about it from another perspective, Balotelli is funny and has also increased his experience value, so he should be encouraged to funny.

Vardy did not expect that Balotelli actually took him to a Chinese restaurant, which was a very famous Milan and a very Chinese-style type.

Speaking of which, Vardy hasn't eaten Chinese cuisine for a long time, so he is really a little greedy.

When ordering, Vardy showed off her unique requirements for Chinese cuisine.

"Kung Pao Chicken Dice, it must be authentic, not sweet!"

"Boiled fish, add more spicy!"

"Stewed beef with carrots, don't have chopped green onion and coriander!"

"No ginger is added to all dishes!"

......

I guess the boss has never seen such a foreigner, and he looks puzzled after ordering the dishes.

Of course, this is not the point. Valdy mainly wants to know what Balotelli is going to do.

Balotelli mysteriously pulled the curtain around the seat. Only then did Valdy realize that this restaurant was very unique. You can use a curtain to separate each table. As long as the sound is a little smaller, no one knows what it is doing inside.

Judging from Balotelli's attitude, Vardy was really afraid that Balotelli would make any indescribable actions, otherwise why should shed any hiding light?

"Brother, since I went to the Women's Prison to visit the women's prison last time, I found that it was such a good place. I was wondering how to turn it into my territory! Otherwise, I would always apply for the Women's Prison to visit the women's prison, wouldn't it be a bit strange?"

Balotelli's expression changes very richly. He first mentioned that when the women were intoxicated when he was in prison, he later became quite anxious, as if he felt wronged for the vast number of female compatriots who were suffering and wished he could rescue them immediately.

However, Vardy did not care about Balotelli's expression, but was deeply shocked by Balotelli's boldness.

What a terrible brain circuit that actually wants to turn a woman's prison into her own territory!

Fortunately, Balotelli's sexual orientation is normal and he does not like men, otherwise he would not want to turn the men's prison into his own territory?

In the UK, there is no such thing as contracting, for example, you can contract a canteen in a certain school...

Even if there is a saying of contracting, do you think the British government will contract women's prisons to private individuals?

According to Vardy's estimate, if it were allowed, the women's prison would have long become the most distinctive club...

"If you want to turn a women's prison into your territory, there is no way!"

While eating rare Chinese cuisine, Vardy was teasing Balotelli seriously.

"The first possibility is that the virus breaks out and the apocalypse comes. All laws have lost their proper binding force. You can probably liberate the women's prison with a gun. At that time, you will gradually develop with the women's prison, establish your own regime step by step in the apocalypse, and finally complete the rule of the world!"

"But this possibility usually only appears in online novels, and you have to be careful. Maybe the female prisoner in that female prison has turned into zombies, and it is useless if you occupy it!"

Balotelli blinked and said he couldn't accept it. If they all turned into zombies, I would still occupy the prison!

"If you want to occupy the women's prison in reality, you can only hire a mercenary group to defeat the women's prison. However, even if it is really defeated, the government can counterattack immediately. The territory is not yours!"

"Of course, if you insist on being interested in women's prisons, then I suggest you rob the prison, release all the female prisoners, and find a place for them to stay. That is your private territory, isn't it the same as if you occupied the women's prison!"

Valdy was simply teasing Balotelli, a normal person would never believe Valdy's words.

But Vardy still underestimated Balotelli's reflex arc. This guy actually slapped his thigh and looked excited.

"Yes, robbing prison! This is a good idea, just do it!"

After saying that, Balotelli mumbled there himself, and then muttered to the excitement and took out paper and pen to write and draw.

Vardy was startled and took a secret look, and found that it was his plan to rob the prison...

Damn, this guy doesn't really want to rob the prison, right?

What did you do!

Vardy couldn't help but shivered a little!

"No, my family can't hide so many people!" Balotelli muttered to himself, then suddenly looked up at Vardy, who felt inexplicably fearful when he was staring.

"Brother, when I successfully robb the prison, please help me hide a few female prisoners. My family can't hide that many!"

Vardy really kneeled down to God Ba!

Brother, can you be my brother?

Let's stop making trouble!

I really want to rob the prison, why don’t you go to heaven?

At this moment, a sirens suddenly came from outside the door, the hotel gate opened, and many people rushed in.

The curtain was roughly pulled open, and several policemen were fully armed and were almost aiming at them with guns.

It turned out that when Balotelli was muttering to study his plan to rob the prison, he was heard by the guest at the next table.

This is a big deal. Someone actually planned to rob the prison. The thug is right next to him. If not, I have to call the police immediately.

The policeman who received the call was really shocked. If this is true, he would definitely not be an ordinary gangster. Without dozens of people and dozens of guns, who would dare to rob the prison?

So the policeman who was facing a great enemy came.

However, when the police opened the curtain and saw Vardy and Balotelli who had already raised their hands unconsciously, the police were even more stunned.

Is it Vardy the one who planned to rob the women's prison?

World Footballer = The vicious criminal?

No matter how you look at it, why don't you look like it?

At this time, the police saw the note written by Balotelli, picked it up, and when they looked, they were instantly shocked - it turned out that this was true!

And Vardy had the heart to kill Balotelli.

Needless to say, take it back to the police station first.

As he got into the police car and drove to the police station, Vardy was thinking about how to explain. Finally, when he was about to arrive at the police station, his mind was spinning at high speed and he thought of a reasonable explanation.

"This, Mr. Police, I don't know why you brought us into the police station!" Vardy said as if he was very calm.

"If it's because of the content on this note, then I tell you, this is a misunderstanding!"

"Ballotelli and I were going to hold a party to invite our teammates to attend, but the ordinary party was too uncharacteristic, so we wanted to hold an alternative theme party."

"Dress up the venue as a prison, and then the female guests dress up as a female prisoner, while the male guests want to rescue the female prisoner. This is the theme of our party!"

Vardy's explanation made the police stunned, and he really believed it.

Originally, they brought Vardy and Balotelli back to the police station just to investigate and see if they might really plan to rob the prison.

But most people would not believe that two big stars would go to rob the prison. And now Vardy explained the matter with a very reasonable excuse. There was no evidence to prove that the police who were really going to rob the prison had to let the two go.
Chapter completed!
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