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Chapter 622 The pole bar attached to the doorpost

"hey!boy!givemefive!"

Ibrahimovic wants to celebrating Valdi, so Valdi naturally needs to cater to it, and this is the perfect partner.

So Vardy also reached out and slapped with Ibrahimovic.

But the next second, Ibrahimovic heard a scream, covering his palms and jumping his feet, and he started to curse himself!

Seeing Ibrahimovic's reaction, Vardy was also stunned, his heart skipped a beat, and he secretly shouted that he forgot to take off his gloves.

Now, Ibrahimov must be experiencing the pain of Kolarov just now.

Vardy was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

When others saw this scene, they thought it was a well-developed celebration method for Vardy and Ibrahimovic.

The two celebrating each other with high-fives, and then Ibrahimovic seemed to have a broken hand. This is quite interesting!

But Ibrahimovic was like a dog at this time. If he hadn't seen Vardy reach out just now, he would have thought Vardy was using something to stab him like Kolarov!

But how did Vardy make his hand seem to be drilled by an electric drill?

Looking at Ibrahimovic's unloving expression, Vardy really didn't know whether to admit his mistake or to comfort him.

At this time, Ibrahimovic's eyes suddenly lit up. He remembered that Kolarov had been complaining about Vardy just now, as if he was using something to stab him. Is Vardy really something in his hand?

Pulling Vardy's hand over, Ibrahimovic began to check carefully, insisting on finding out what was going on.

But Vardy had already put the gloves into the system, and Ibrahimovic was destined to find nothing, and at most he found a little dead skin from Vardy's hands.

Ibrahimovic found nothing, but he still unwilling to continue exploring, looking like he would never give up until he achieved his goal.

Vardy feels that he may be played with again

And in the eyes of fans, this scene was full of criticism.

"Why are Ibrahimovic and Vardy holding hands? Do you still have to be fed a mouthful of dog food when watching the ball?"

"Why is Vardy's hand so popular? After Kolarov touched Ibrahimovic, there must be unknown secrets here!"

"I just want to know what it feels like to be touched by two gay guys. Vardy must be very collapsed now!"

Until Ibrahimovic gave up in despair, Vardy did not give Ibrahimovic an explanation, of course, he could not explain it either.

So much so that Ibrahimovic's eyes became strange when he looked at him, as if he was looking at an alien creature.

However, Vardy has no time to pay attention to Ibrahimovic's changes now, because he still has to work hard to find trouble for Lazio players.

The score has become 2:0, and I have the capital to do something.

This time, Vardy took out an old friend's magnetic pole strip.

This thing is also a big killer on the court. After using it several times, the effect is extremely significant. Anyway, Vardy is very satisfied.

The last couple wanted to keep them as a souvenir, but since Lazio was not particular, it would not be a waste to use them. Anyway, there is still a chance to get them again in the future.

Even if you can't get it, Vardy can still make a wish to ask for a pair of magnetic pole strips!

But who should I put the magnetic pole strip on?

Rockey was quite capable of jumping just now. As a forward, he didn't think about how to score a goal. He even frequently fouled Inter players in the backcourt, which was a bit unprofessional.

OK, it's you!

pia, Vardy put the pole strip on Rocky.

However, Vardy didn't know who to put another magnetic pole strip on. The players closest to Rocky should be Pandev and Mauri. However, after all, they are offensive players and it is impossible for them to be too close.

Suddenly, Vardy had an idea.

I didn't say that the magnetic pole strip must be attached to people!

Rocky is the left forward, so Vardy directly pasted another magnetic pole strip on the left post.

It is said that Vardy and the door frame are mortal enemies, but this does not prevent Vardy from finding a close partner for the door frame.

After doing this, Vardy hid his merits and fame and prepared to enjoy a big show.

There is no need to mention the power of the magnetic pole bar. This has been proven on the court. Usually, both people are hit by Mars and both sides suffer losses. It is as miserable as it is.

As for Rocky and the goal post, it is definitely not the result of both sides' losses. No matter how you look at Rocky should not be the opponent of the goal post.

Lazio, who was behind two goals, launched a fierce attack, and Inter Milan also strategically retreated to defend, which is in line with the current situation of both sides. With Inter Milan's defense, Lazio did not have a chance to score, but if they wanted to equalize the score or even overtake, they were unable to do so.

In the 33rd minute of the first half, Lazio launched an offensive from the right, Behrami made a 45-degree cross, and all the players rushed to the goal to prepare for offense and defense.

Rocky also rushed up at the back point. Once the ball leaked in front, he would be able to pick up the bargain at the back point. This is the consciousness of a forward.

However, the strategy failed. Samuel at the front point pushed the ball out of the penalty area and completed the siege. Lazio's attack was ultimate.

Rocky was about to rush to the goal, but he had no choice but to stop.

But unexpectedly, after a failed emergency stop, Rocky did not control his balance, and sat on the ground and fell into several petals.

However, this is not the end, because of the huge impulse and the slippery lawn, Rocky slid all the way to Inter Milan's goal.

Vardy was watching this scene from afar, smiling knowingly, and at the same time, he began to help dubbing in his mouth.

"Bang!"

Rocky hit the left door post straight and flipped.

The players on both sides looked at Rocky who was lying on the ground in surprise, thinking that he was so fierce.

Perhaps it should be said that it was lucky. Rocky did not cross her legs, otherwise it would be another tragedy at this time. Vardy knew that Rocky must have hurt, but it should not be a big deal.

Sure enough, after a while of fainting, Rocky limped up, his arms and legs hurt, and he felt like he was beating by a dog.

With a secret cry of bad luck, Rocky kicked the doorpost like an vent.

If this kick is not bad at ordinary times, you should know that Rocky and the door post are now facing magnetic pole strips, and the gravity itself is very strong.

With a scream, my whole leg was numb.

Rocky's expression was already hopeless at this time, and she felt that the whole world was against him.

By the way, aren’t Wanzhu and Vardy enemies? Why didn’t he get involved in Valdy this time and actually make trouble for himself?

This is unscientific!

Rocky limped away, perfectly playing the role of an unyielding image of a disabled and strong will.

Vardy thought to himself, apply for the end quickly, you have to know that this is just the beginning.

Two minutes later, Lazio got a corner kick, and Rocky jumped high at the back point and hit the ball with Macon.

The ball flew irregularly, and Rocky's eyes were always following the ball in the air, but he didn't expect that when he landed, he slipped again and rushed forward. Under everyone's horror and inexplicably gaze, he hit the goal post.

That crisp sound sounded very cunning.

Rocky, who was suffering from severe damage in an instant, lay down on the sky, fell to the ground in a large shape, rolling his eyes irregularly.

Everyone couldn't help but feel cold. It hurts when they look at it, let alone what kind of state Rocky is in now.

No one touched him!

Why can't I think about it and hit the door post?

Even if you are a great success in Tieto, there is no need to compete with the real steel!

You are not a chaste woman. When others see your arm, you will hit the pillar to commit suicide to prove your reputation!

The team doctor Lazio entered the court. Even if you don’t need to check carefully, you will know that a slight concussion cannot escape!

The coach Lazio was helplessly preparing to substitution on the sidelines. This non-combat reduction was really caught off guard.

However, Vardy felt that Rocky should be back on the field, because the time for the magnetic pole bars is not over yet!

Have you ever asked about the pole bar?

Sure enough, after the team doctor's examination, Rocky actually woke up magically and jumped around quickly.

So Lazio did not substitute, allowing Rocky to continue playing on the court.

Lazio continued the corner kick. This time, Rocky learned his lesson. I won’t jump anymore. I’ll pick up the bar from behind. I don’t believe that I can still hit the post in unlucky way?

But the facts prove that in front of the Wei (心) big (心) system, Rocky had only the possibility of trembling, so he quickly knelt down in front of the system to repent.

The corner kick was taken, and Matrazi and Pandev jumped up at the same time, but Matrazi, who was still tall and big, rushed to the ball first and cleared the ball. Moreover, during the fall, Matrazi had not forgotten his small moves and arched towards Pandev in the air.

Pan Defu was speechless, and he couldn't control the balance before he landed. After landing, he fell to the ground in a mess.

However, the most unlucky person is definitely not Pandefu. When Pandefu landed and fell, he did not deliberately hit Rocky behind him, and even Rocky lost his balance and fell out.

Then, things went by naturally. Rocky could not escape the intimate contact with the goal post and plunged head on the goal post.

"Bang"

This third loud bang made everyone feel so terrifying.

Looking at Rocky, who was lying on the ground, his legs twitching from time to time, obviously fainting, everyone felt creepy.

Is this guy cursed?

In an instant, everyone turned their eyes to Vardy at the same time, with awe in their eyes.

If anyone is likely to curse, then only Valdi is possible.

Isn’t this Vardy’s funny halo playing a role?

The weather has been calm recently, so everyone almost forgot about Vardy's hidden skills!

Rocky, you died so miserably!

This time, there was no need to check on the sidelines. The ambulance pulled Rocky to the hospital, for fear that the treatment would not be timely, and Rocky would become an idiot in the future.

Looking at the ambulance that was leaving, Vardy felt that the post must not want Rocky to leave now because it hadn't played enough yet!

Seeing Rocky's miserable appearance, Vardy's anger had almost disappeared. He said that he could deal with Lazio, this level was enough. Do he really have to kill him?

I hope Lazio is a little self-aware. Vardy has shown mercy, but don't force him to get angry anymore.
Chapter completed!
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