Very cunning!

The system only describes the use of a 40-meter machete, but does not mention the specific effect.

Can you cut people into pieces directly when you cut them on the butt of a conspirator in women's clothing? Or just scare people, at most you can only pierce the hemorrhoids?

Anyway, Vardy doesn’t know, and doesn’t want to know that such a cunning thing should be made slowly rust in the system bar!

In general, even if there is only one surgeon's characteristic, this time the mysterious reward can already satisfy Vardy. As for other accompanying ones, it is optional.

But before quitting the system, Vardy, who was excited, also received bad news.

Because it is used too frequently, cracks have appeared in the system props itchy and scratches, and it is expected that the service life will be left once.

Unfortunately, itchy scratching is a prop that Vardy likes very much. He takes it out and shows it out when he has nothing to do. Unexpectedly, it can't resist the destruction of time.

Could it be that the force was too strong when I poked myself?

After getting out of the system in disappointment, Vardy seemed to have gone through a century.

At this time, the bus had arrived at the stadium.

Before you even walked into the stadium, you could already hear the deafening singing of the stands in the stadium. "You will never walk alone" and "God Bless the Queen" are two favorite songs by English fans. Every time you hear this heart-shaking song, English players will be filled with passion and passion.

When the English players walked off the bus and were about to enter the locker room through the passage, they suddenly saw two mascots dodging, as if they had seen natural enemies.

Vardy smiled, you can't escape this time!

Ever since being teased by this pair of mascot brothers before the match against Austria, Vardy has always kept it in mind and is ready to cause trouble for them.

But unexpectedly, for the sake of mascot safety, in all previous games in England, the mascot was allowed not to play, so even Vardy almost forgot about this.

But in the final, the mascot must not be out of the game. Now, the mascot appears on the stadium again.

According to their plan, while the players did not come, the mascot brothers quickly took the stage to perform, then got out and gave the fans an explanation.

But unexpectedly, things happened so by chance that the mascot happened to collided with Vardy when he was about to enter the venue.

Enemies are narrow!

At that time, the face of the mascot brothers turned green. Although they couldn't see it in dressing up, everyone could feel their legs trembling.

Vardy threw down his bag and rushed towards a pair of mascots. The teammates were stunned and immediately followed Vardy toward the mascot, and there was fun to join in.

Although Vardy knows that the current mascot dresser may not be the dresser who spoofed him in the first game, it doesn't matter, as long as he can vent his anger.

Soon, a pair of mascot brothers were pushed into the locker room in England.

"Take it off, don't force me to do it yourself!" Vardy said to the pair of mascots with a wicked smile.

The mascot actor looked at each other, sighed, and obediently began to take off the mascot outfit outside.

But Vardy didn't let them go so easily, took off her dress and left her head cover on their heads.

The two mascot dressers were wearing headbands on top, shirtless on the upper body and big shorts on the lower body. Their image was very vivid, and they were completely like the mascot had their clothes removed.

With the help of several animals who were afraid of the world's chaos, Vardy tied up the two actors with their backhands, found a rope, pushed them out of the player's passage, and walked onto the court.

The fans in the stands were energizing the atmosphere of the stadium. After seeing Vardy and a pair of hair-like mascots walking out of the player's passage, they instantly fell silent.

Has the mascot fallen into Vardy's hands again?

Why are you so miserable?

It looks like a chicken with hair faded!

The laughter and cheering sounded quickly, far exceeding the singing just now. Obviously, Vardy's surprise surprised everyone and were very happy.

"I knew that Vardy never had any revenge, but he really caught the mascot again. This was the rhythm of revenge before the finals!"

"Seeing the whip-like rope in Vardy's hand, I think the next step must be unsatisfactory! It's so exciting!"

"In Vardy's world, there shouldn't be a creature like a mascot. Perhaps if Vardy continues to do this, the mascot will become an extinct animal like a dinosaur!"

The staff of UEFA all looked helpless and wanted to stop Vardy, but they didn't dare. They knew Vardy's combat effectiveness, which was a powerful existence for a person to fight against the opponent's team. They were really afraid that they would sacrifice heroically!

Vardy raised the rope and whipped hard towards the mascot. Of course, it was not really whipped on the body, but on the grass next to it, but it looked like it was whipped on the body.

The mascot actor cooperated and let out a scream. They knew that if they didn't cooperate, the rope might really be sucked on them in the next second.

The fans naturally knew what was going on. They kept laughing until their stomachs hurt. There was nothing he dared to do, like Valdi, a living treasure.

The British Prime Minister in the stands looked dark. Although he wanted to laugh, he looked at Platini, who was accompanied by him and had a dark face. The British Prime Minister could only show an apology and helpless smile.

After having enough trouble, Vardy let go of two mascots, who fled in panic amid the laughter of fans.

If the most tragic character in this European Cup is selected, then the mascot brothers will definitely be ranked in the top three, and not necessarily third.

Finally, after taking revenge, Vardy waved to the fans before walking back to the locker room.

Of course, Vardy was just crazy in front of people, not rude and rude. When she returned to the locker room, Vardy took out two sets of his jerseys and gave them to the two actors, and apologized sincerely.

The two actors naturally would not be angry with Valdy. Although they may be the most tragic mascot in history, they are completely famous, not to mention that Valdy's signature jersey is not easy to get.

After changing his jerseys, Vardy and his teammates walked onto the stadium together, and each occupied half of the field for the final warm-up.

As can be seen from the naked eye, the teammates were a little nervous, even the captain Beckham was no exception.

Although England is always awesome, they always get diarrhea when they really get to the competition. This is the first time they stand on the European Cup finals, and it is inevitable that they are nervous.

In fact, the Spanish players on the opposite side are the same, even worse than England, because in terms of competition results, they are even worse than England, which has always had diarrhea.

Every competition is popular, and then every time it is full of heroism. This time I finally made it on the final stage, how could I not be nervous!

Even Vardy, a thick-hearted man who had experienced time travel, couldn't help but bump into the upper and lower gums. At this point, no one could be so calm.

But that doesn't matter. With Valdy here, it's not a problem.

During the warm-up, Vardy arranged for the players to play interesting games, which naturally eliminated the tension of his teammates.

"Wayne, go stand 30 meters away, each of us kicks at your butt, whoever kicks accurately will win!"

In addition to Rooney, Vardy's game proposal was unanimously agreed.

"Is it me? I don't want to be a target!"

"Who kicked you? After the celebration, I'll ask you one-stop!"

Rooney turned around and ran out into the distance, fearing that everyone would return.

The teammates laughed and were defeated by Rooney's shamelessness.

After Rooney stood up, the players began to sway the ball and prepared to shoot at Rooney.

Although it is a game, no one wants to be considered to be inferior to others' footwork, so everyone is still very serious and then play again.

The first one to make a move was Captain Beckham. His full moon scimitar seemed outrageous at first, but in the end he drew a strange arc and accurately hit Rooney's calf, making Rooney tilt his body and avoided the opportunity to hide.

The teammates praised and applauded, and the English fans in the stands also applauded.

In fact, in this era when appearance is justice, even if the handsome Beckham hits the plane, fans will still support him. At least Vardy will not be able to enjoy such treatment.

The indignant Vardy stood in front of the ball, aimed repeatedly, ready to vent all his anger on Rooney.

Seeing Vardy's appearance, Rooney decisively admitted defeat, held her head and turned around, not daring to face Vardy head-on.

Vardy kicked his feet hard and came a classic elevator ball. It seemed as if he had flew high into the sky and shot the plane. But when he reached a specific position, he suddenly fell rapidly and smashed towards Rooney hard.

Amid the incredible screams of the fans, Rooney felt as if his butt was kicked hard, and he threw himself to the ground in a mess, turned his head, and was also dumbfounded.

Why are you so accurate in playing?

After finally getting up and rubbing his butt, he saw Lampard standing in front of the ball. Thinking about Lampard's heavy artillery, Rooney seemed to be a frightened deer, and he waved his hands quickly and ran away from a distance.

"I won't play anymore! I won't play anymore! It's so scammed! I strongly protest!" Rooney ran and shouted. Not only did his teammates laugh so hard, but the fans in the stands were also funny by Rooney's stupid and stupid look.

In fact, even Vardy felt that who could imagine that this stupid and cute hot man in front of him was always the captain and leader of England in his previous life?

The difference in style is really big!

However, after such a fuss, the English players were really not nervous, and Vardy's goal was achieved!

I thought of a moment of silence for Rooney in my heart. Your sacrifice is worth it, and everyone will remember your contribution.
Chapter completed!