Chapter 70 Bugatti I Can't Buy
A verdict from the FA made all fans and media concerned about this absurd feeling!
Do you have to have a special way to deal with funny people?
The penalty results are as follows:
1. Everton prohibits mascots from appearing on the court in the next three home games;
2. Vardy is forbidden to play the club mascot on the stadium for life;
3. Fine Vardy of £20,000;
4. Vardy is required to participate in at least three community football events held by the FA in the next three months;
Then there was nothing...
What a weird punishment result!
It sounds like, except for the fine, it seems that each item is a bit nonsense.
But if you think about it carefully, it is really appropriate. It seems that the FA has taken great pains to do it.
First of all, no matter who dresses up the mascot, the mascot makes a mistake in the game, so there is no problem to "ban" the mascot!
Second, if Vardy as a player gives the referee a red card on the court, he will definitely not be spared, but as a mascot, he will do this and ban him directly, it would seem a bit unreasonable, but if he only pays a fine, it would seem a bit unsatisfactory.
OK, aren't you willing to play the mascot? Then I won't let you play the mascot unless you transfer to another league club, then I won't have any control over you.
Finally, participating in community activities will help improve Vardy's image and can also enhance the image of the Premier League. After all, Vardy's inspirational experience is the biggest gimmick, so how can you not focus on promotion?
No one can tell the fault of such a punishment, but they all feel extremely absurd!
Vardy was also amused and laughed. Everton's mascot was suspended for three games. As for the lifelong ban on playing the mascot, who thought of such a stupid punishment?
Of course, he still felt sorry for the £20,000...
The storm gradually subsided, but the scene of Vardy pretending to be a mascot to show the referee red card is destined to be remembered by history. When fans think about it, they will definitely laugh.
This incident still made Everton feel a lot more vigilant. They felt that there should be stricter control over Vardy, who had frequent situations. If there was no restriction, God knew what Vardy could do.
But what they didn't know was that Vardy, who received the system's reward, was really a lot more honest. Although the system asked him to be a funny guy, this was not his intention after all, so it would be fine to be lazy.
The opponents in the next League Cup are also weak, and perhaps no one cares at all, so naturally it is not a good time to be funny.
......
Since you have nothing to do, why not buy a car!
Vardy felt that riding a bicycle to train every day was too low, neither in line with the identity of a star nor the identity of a funny person.
It just so happened that Moyes would send substitutes and reserve teams to play in the league Cup. Several animals were revolving and resting, and took them to refer to him.
"Actually, I think it's good for you to ride a bicycle!" Cahill shrugged and smiled at Vardy. Obviously he was still worried about Vardy's elephant trunk.
Vardy kicked Cahill and curled his lips, "I think the taste of the elephant trunk is also pretty good!"
"you--!"
Cahill almost bleeded seven holes.
However, it seems that men are usually interested in cars, and Gravesen and Casley have already started a heated discussion.
"It's better to be a Hummer, domineering, this is the choice of a man!"
"No, no, that thing is not practical, it's better to have a sports car and it's easier to pick up girls!"
"Then Konisek, that motivation is really great!"
"Bugatti is the ultimate pursuit of sports cars!"
......
Vardy really wanted to make a weak statement, I can’t afford Koenixek, and I can’t afford Bugatti!
These two supercars are not something he can handle with the signing fee of more than 400,000 pounds left!
"I just want to buy a Mercedes-Benz and BMW SUV, which is both classy and practical!" Vardy expressed his views during a lively discussion among several livestock.
Graveson and Casley said "cut" tacitly, expressing disdain.
Vardy really wanted to grab Gravesen and ask him, "You just drive an Audi Q7, what's the point of disdain for you?"
Finally, they discussed it, but they still didn't make up their minds, so they all came to the car store together.
Vardy actually prefers SUVs. As for Mercedes-Benz or BMW, it is out of reach for him in his previous life, so he wants to realize his dream in his previous life first.
However, when he arrived at the store, he found that his goal seemed to be a little low...
The price of common Mercedes-Benz and BMW models is usually only 20,000 pounds, which are all two concepts of domestic prices in previous lives.
Perhaps what he heard in his previous life was right. In foreign countries, those who drive Mercedes-Benz cars are not necessarily rich people. The difference between being rich depends on whether they wash the car in a car wash shop or wash the car by themselves...
After looking around, Vardy felt relieved. As long as he didn't focus on the top luxury car, he would buy anything he wanted.
In the end, Vardy ignored the instigation of several animals and resolutely bought a Land Rover Range Rover third generation.
This is his favorite car in his previous life. You can't get it without 2000!
But now, after the full set, he only spent 100,000 pounds!
I drove home in the Range Rover, drove lightning, opened the car window, and enjoyed the feeling of the wind blowing across my face, as if I had nothing to ask for!
It seems like I am a little too ignorant!
Valdy thought silently.
In the garage of Ronaldo's luxury house in his previous life, the top cars may have fallen to the point where the nanny can only drive, while the other cars are quietly waiting for mold and rust.
When will I reach this level?
Don't forget that the president has a private jet!
Thinking of this, Vardy instantly felt full of motivation!
Come on, struggle!
I worked hard to buy a car, Bugatti bought 10, and I drove the train together!
Well, after buying the car, I don’t seem to know what to do with the remaining money.
In order to celebrate Vardy's purchase of a car, several animals held Vardy hostage and rushed to the nightclub and spent the whole night.
When he woke up the next morning, Vardy felt that he had no future with a few animals. The most important thing was that they were so good at drinking that they left themselves in a few rounds.
I repeatedly warned myself that I should go to nightclubs and bars less. I am afraid that this is the biggest opponent of professional players. Think about the talented geniuses in the past life, but were all destroyed by alcohol and women in the ignorant nightlife!
Even if you have system assistance, you don’t care about these things. If you buy a status adjustment card when you are in a bad state, everything will be fine. I believe no coach is willing to use a player with rich nightlife!
Chapter completed!