“What a classic SM bundle!”

"I think you still need a whip and candle. I have already delivered it, please check it!"

"It is not advisable for children to broadcast 18 bans on TV, it has been reported!"

"I just want to know if Ottoman will kill Valdy!"

"I'm also wondering, it's time for Valdy to tie up why not use a bow, I'm a perfectionist!"

......

Most of the fans' thoughts are not in the game, but in Valdy's tied up with Ottoman.

At this time, Moyes was struggling with the situation on the field and could not care about the situation on the bench.

"Jamie, go warm up and prepare to appear!" Moyes turned around and said to Valdy.

Vardy looked embarrassed and said weakly: "Boss, can you wait a moment? My shoelaces are opened!"

The shoelaces are open...

Who can believe this nonsense?

Moyes had a dark face and felt as if he was going to sentence Vardy to death.

Vardy said to Ottoman pitifully: "Brother, you are my biological brother. I know you are wrong. I will give me the shoelaces first and take you to find a young model tonight!"

Ottoman didn't know that the scene of him being tied up was taken by the camera. Vardy promised to take him to find a young model, which hit his fun point in a flash.

"Take it and spare you first. If you dare to fool me, then you can think about the consequences and tell you that there are not only ropes in my collection, but also whips and lubricants..."

Vardy nodded like a garlic. No matter how he lost power and humiliated the country, he had to endure it!

After finally tying his shoelaces, Vardy began to warm up in the drizzle.

When the commentator saw this scene, he suddenly felt energetic:

"We saw that Vardy really started to warm up, I was looking forward to what he would do on the court, and I was wondering if he would come on the court with his shoelaces? Will he tie up the Norwich player?"

Vardy was very excited at this time. Every time he walked onto the court, he seemed to feel this way.

Maybe I should belong to this green lawn!

He had the urge to clench his fists and whistle to the sky!

But after thinking about it, he gave up on this plan.

There is no reason - there are doves flying in the sky!

Open your mouth and raindrops fall in. It doesn’t matter, rootless water, health.

But if the pigeon jokes with you and rewards you with a piece of rock, it just happens to fall into your mouth. The funny guy is funny, the key is that it is too disgusting!

He doesn't want the front page of Valdi Chixiang to become tomorrow's front page...

It is said that there was a man named Ashley Yang in his previous life who had been so sad...

He really wanted to ask this guy, what does pigeon fly taste like? If he could barely accept it... then he didn't want to taste it either!

Just as he was thinking about it, his teammate's pass arrived.

Vardy wanted to stop the ball at his feet according to his usual movements.

Can support the foot just as hard as you exert force-

Puchi!

A fallen to the ground, and Vardy was deceived!

Everyone was almost laughing. Although players had been falling around in the game before, they had never seen Valdi's first touch when he first appeared.

Vardy was speechless, why did he hear others say that "the first touch of the ball is scored!", but when he gets here, he falls when he touches the ball is hit?

You're a little different, right?

The ball was naturally lost, and Norwich took advantage of the situation to attack, but in the end he was limited by Everton's defense and returned in vain.

Vardy scratched her head, it was a little uncomfortable!

He has never liked to hold back, and he does not want his teammates to bear greater pressure because of his mistakes.

If Norwich scored just now, then the blame would be entirely on him, which is something he could not accept.

He was still thinking about falling a good-looking one off the court and getting funny points, but now he has thrown this idea out of the sky.

He is going to get serious!

Breaking out!

Then--

He fell again...

There is no way, the result of rushing to the ground and starting is to slip away, which is no longer subject to human will!

Being prepared can be better. Maybe you can take the opportunity to pose for a better look, but if you are not prepared, you will probably be as ugly as it will be.

This is the so-called force majeure factor!

Vardy got up, patted the wet jersey on her body, knocked off the grass leaves, and felt so discouraged!

Strong explosive power is his own characteristic, but under such conditions, explosive power is not an advantage, but a great resistance to limit his activation.

So Vardy decided to change his running style and take a light and agile water float to minimize the force he exerted when he kicked the ground.

Not to mention, this is really effective. Although the speed has definitely slowed down, at least it will not slip at every step.

Just now, Vardy adapted to the slippery field, and the first half ended, which made Vardy feel very unfriendly.

What's this called?

I didn't do anything else on the field, fell twice, and then got out!

Are you funny when you came on stage?

When he walked back to the locker room, he was not in high spirits, and what he heard outside the door made him less emotional.

"Jamie said there will be young models in the old place tonight!"

No need to think about it, Ottoman must have said this to a few bad friends, I'm afraid Vardy will spend money again.

Vardy pushed the door away, his jersey was wet and very uncomfortable to wear. He wanted to change to a clean and refreshing set. Although he still had to get wet in the second half, at least he could make himself feel more comfortable now.

"Oh, the little guy who is good at tying is back!"

"Hurry, I think your binding technique is very postmodern, let me teach you!"

"No, I think you fell two times after you came on the court and became more ecstatic!"

"Yes, I fell so handsomely, but my face seemed a little swollen!"

The teammates were joking with Vardy unscrupulously, and there was no way. Who made him so eye-catching in front of the bench in the first half? I'm afraid that the whole world will know tomorrow that Everton has a "binding little prince".

Vardy didn't dare to squirt back. Maybe he could kill one or two with his mouth, but there were so many bastards in the locker room, so he must be the one who was unlucky in the end.

After a while, Moyes also walked into the locker room and began to arrange the tactics for the second half.

In fact, there are not many fine tactics at all. With such venue conditions, the simpler the natural play, the better.

In the first half, Moyes also had great expectations for Valdi, but Vardy's embarrassing performance of falling twice after he came on the court really made Moyes feel unconfident.

As for the second half, Moyes planned to play in the air bombing, so naturally there was no room for Vardy to play. His height of 180 was the most suitable to play one of the seven dwarves.

Moyes still has to give Valdy some time in the end. If he doesn't do anything after the start of the second half, he will consider changing to Campbell to play the double tower tactic.

Perhaps high-altitude bombing is the most suitable tactic under the current conditions!

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Chapter completed!