Chapter 784 Room service?
As expected, Vardy received a call from an uninvited guest, and this uninvited guest was Ronaldo.
"It's a bit regretful. According to the schedule, it seems that Portugal can meet England only in the semi-finals, and I can't wait!"
The stinky Ronaldo is more arrogant than Rooney, which makes Vardy helpless. Why are there never any normal people around him?
"You'd better think about how you can pass this Brazilian level first!" Vardy said to Ronaldo in anger.
Portugal's picks were not good, so he was actually assigned to the same group as the five-star Brazil. In addition, there was also an African strong team in Côte d'Ivoire. Even if North Korea does not have any competitiveness, Portugal may not qualify firmly.
C Ronaldo curled his lips on the other end of the phone, disdaining Vardy's words.
"You don't know that such a civilian Brazil, let alone winning the championship, if it weren't for the third strong team in the group, I would be confident that even Brazil would not be able to qualify in the group!"
Ronaldo took a deep breath and sighed deeply. It seemed that Ronaldo might not have learned anything else in Madrid, but his bragging skills have grown.
No matter how common Brazil is, it is still five-star Brazil. Where is the foundation? Do you think you Portugal will win?
If Vardy's memory is not wrong, Brazil and Portugal had a blank score in the group stage in the previous life, and no one could do anything to each other. Portugal could not defeat his opponent in the first round of the match against Côte d'Ivoire. If the North Korean team, who came to play soybean, lost to Portugal, would you really think Portugal could qualify?
After qualifying as the second in the group, he miserably encountered Spain, which was at its peak. He was killed by Spain and returned home in shame. This was definitely the worst result in Portugal's recent competitions.
Where did you get the confidence that is so proud?
I couldn't help but secretly glad that it was right that I didn't go to Real Madrid, otherwise I would have become so bad?
"Okay, I'll wait for you in the semi-finals. If you don't come, then you'll be waiting for me to laugh at you for the rest of your life!"
After saying that, Vardy hung up the phone. Ronaldo on the other end of the phone listened to the busy voice of "beeping" in the microphone and rolled his eyes.
At this time, Rooney, who had just taken a bath in the bathroom, walked out in a bath towel, wiped her hair with a towel, and asked curiously, "Who called?"
Vardy couldn't help but grin.
What are you doing?
Why are you so curious?
He replied angrily: "Household service, do you know which one it is!"
When Rooney heard Vardy's words, his eyes lit up.
"Family service? Come in and ask me to pick it! Is there any black girl? I haven't tried it yet!"
Vardy gave Rooney a shock when she returned. Can she be more serious?
You don't think that nothing can die if you have any trouble?
Well, Vardy already feels a little accepting her fate. This is definitely not the football world he imagines. Everyone around him is too weird, and Vardy can't stand it!
He picked up the phone on the nightstand again, and Vardy dialed it to Heinx's room. Anyway, Rooney didn't see which phone he was using just now.
After dialing the number, Vardy handed the microphone to Rooney, "Tell them yourself!"
Rooney ran over excitedly and took the phone call. As soon as the other side was connected, before he could speak, Rooney couldn't wait to yell.
"Family service? Quickly, call a few of them, you need any type of them, preferably one with a little older body, not good figure, not good life, the faster the better! No shortage of money!"
Heinx on the other end of the phone was a little confused at first, but as he listened, he felt something was wrong!
This is Rooney's voice, should this guy be called room service?
He fell off the phone fiercely, and Heinx, who had already planned to rest, hurried out in anger.
Rooney here heard the beeping sound of hanging up the phone rudely, and couldn't help but mutter, "Does the service industry have this attitude now? Don't you know how fierce the competition in society is? With this service attitude, even if you have beautiful ones, I don't want it!"
Vardy's expression of looking at Rooney was already full of pity. I'm not sure if I'm not sure. I'll help you collect the corpse later.
In less than half a minute, the agile old man kicked open the door and entered roughly.
Rooney had never seen Heinx's state, and his expression was frozen, while Vardy was holding his hands around, ready to watch the show.
Only the loud shouts and screams in the room were intertwined. Watching Heinx blowing hammers one by one on Rooney's head, Valdy felt a secret feeling.
"What room service do you want!"
"Bang!"
"ah!"
"Let you want any type!"
"Bang!"
"ah!"
"Let you want any type!"
"Bang!"
"ah!"
If Vardy hadn't been able to stand it and stop Heinx in the end, Rooney might have been the first ever to miss the World Cup due to injury because he was beaten by the coach.
After the old man Heinx finished hammering, Rooney left with a refreshed look. Rooney lay on the ground and dying, stretching out his weak finger to point at Valdy, as if he had suffered endless grievances.
"You're so stupid!"
If this is fantasy, then Rooney will say in his heart that he will not take revenge and will not be a human being!
But for Vardy, even if Rooney gets angry, there is nothing that can't be solved by an old model afterwards.
On June 12, the World Cup in Johannesburg and South Africa kicked off.
Since the last World Cup, FIFA gave up the practice of using the defending champion to play the opening game. However, in the 2006 World Cup, there has not been any inappropriateness. The host Germany team's match against Costa Rica is definitely a classic work of the opening game of the World Cup.
However, this time, the opening match was chosen to play host South Africa against Mexico, so there was no excitement.
Mexico's world ranking is only around 20, far from being a wealthy family. South Africa can only be said to be at the mid-range level in Africa. If we consider the entire World Cup, this game is probably the most valuable duel.
Therefore, even if time allows, Vardy will not choose to go to the stadium to watch.
Of course, the opening match of the World Cup may just require liveliness and everyone enjoys the carnival atmosphere. As for the game, who cares!
It's like an appetizer, you can't serve the lobster with it, right?
In the end, the host South Africa and Mexico tied 1:1, which was so embarrassing that in front of 1 billion fans around the world. Some even said that the opening match of this World Cup had brought the World Cup back for 20 years, and this was definitely not aimless.
However, England will play next!
Chapter completed!