Chapter 87 Bald Head Combination
He entered the roster without any suspense, but this time Moyes did not choose to open the starting list at Liverpool. I wonder if he was holding on to something.
The whole team came to London a day early and stayed at the hotel.
Although the starting list was not announced, Vardy knew that he would definitely start because Moyes chose to take him to the pre-match press conference this time.
Perhaps Moyes felt that his new big bald man could attract the attention of reporters, so that no one would pay much attention to the game!
Vardy maliciously speculated about Moyes's psychology.
Sure enough, Vardy walked into the press conference with a big bald head, which immediately attracted a burst of exclamations. Although news had already been heard before, I still felt that this scene was eye-catching when I saw it myself.
Bald heads are very common on the court, but they are gone from being a bald head that turns directly from a Shamatt to a bald head!
The camera flashed constantly, and it was completely a treatment for superstars to appear.
Even Mourinho next door looked at Valdi several times.
"You have a good hairstyle!" This is Mourinho and Valdi's first conversation.
However, Moyes may have underestimated everyone's interest in Vardy, so that the first half of the press conference turned into Vardy's personal press conference, and there was nothing to do with football!
"Mr. Vardy, why do you change your hairstyle?"
“What does this hairstyle mean?”
"Did you suffer some serious mental blow?"
"Rumored that you confessed to a female reporter at the Halloween party. Can you tell me the detailed process?"
"Is it because your new girlfriend doesn't like your original look that she shaves you while you're sleeping?"
"Have you shaved your lower body by her?"
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Faced with these illogical problems, Vardy wanted to wear a wig.
I'm so heartbroken. My bald head represents my mood. Can you stop sprinkling salt on my wounds?
Unfortunately, the reporters don’t know this, and even if they know it, they will never be sympathetic.
"This head shape is very cool, which makes me calmer on the court. It's that simple!" Vardy said expressionlessly.
The reporter from the audience nodded neatly and said yes.
Well, you are so funny on the court, you should be calm!
Finally, the style of the press conference became normal, and everyone no longer had to worry about Vardy's new head shape, so it was the turn of the two coaches to appear.
Although Moyes brought Everton to the third place in the Premier League, his topic is far less than that of Mourinho, who is big-mouthed, so in comparison, Mourinho is the first male lead, while Moyes is just a male supporter.
"We have no reason not to score three points in this game. Everton performed well, but obviously Chelsea is stronger. We have the strongest lineup in the Premier League and can definitely beat Everton's defense!"
"You ask me what I think of Vardy?"
"He is a good young man. It's unimaginable that he can perform such an excellent performance in his first season in the Premier League, but he still needs to grow more and enrich his offensive methods. He can't become a superstar by relying on defensive counterattacks alone!"
"Chelsea is a team with balanced offense and defense. They will not ignore defense for the sake of attack. We will limit Vardy's defensive counterattack to the greatest extent. If he loses his counterattack point, Everton's offense is not worth mentioning!"
Madman is always used to making noises in front of the media. Although he has the strength and confidence, it is right for others to sound that they don’t feel so comfortable.
The reporters immediately turned to Valdi, wanting to see how the newcomer Mourinho commented responded!
Moving forward the microphone and clearing his throat, Vardy smiled and spoke to the reporters below.
"The Middlesbrough coach said something similar, and then I scored and Everton won!"
"The Tottenham coach also said similar things, and then I scored another goal, and Tottenham lost the victory he got!"
"Norvich and Villa both thought I was easily defended, and in the end they both died miserably!"
"Only Portsmouth said this but nothing happened, because I was suspended from red card in that game!"
"The data proves that I usually think I can be defended before the game, but the results may not be very good!"
The reporters in the audience burst into laughter, while Mourinho seemed a little embarrassed. He didn't expect Valdi to speak so sharply.
Of course, Vardy didn't say anything too much. After all, this so-called pre-match dialogue is just a part of the psychological battle, and it can't be like a shrew scolding.
Moreover, he was in a state of breaking up love, and he really had no intention of quarrel with others.
At night, Vardy and Ottoman lived in the same room, full of gay feelings.
Looking at Ottoman's buzz cut that was pressed against his scalp, Vardy felt that this guy was really not aesthetic.
For a player who is in the public eye, either high-profile or dead, or mediocrity has no future.
"Where is your personality?" Vardy asked Ottoman seriously.
Ottoman was confused.
"Personality? Can you eat it?"
Vardy rolled his eyes, took out his cell phone, quickly took out a photo of Shamatt from before, and said to Ottoman: "See, my look is called personality, look at this-" pointed to his bald head, "This is also called personality!"
Ottoman looked at Valdi disdainfully and said, "You are not called personality, you are called funny!"
"What is called is not the point, the most important thing is to attract attention!" Vardy waved his hand, looking like he was waving his hand and pointed at the country with a stern and vigor. "Now is an eye-catching economy era. If you don't attract attention, it means being out of date!"
Ottoman is not aware of his strength. What do you mean is that you will fall behind without shaving your head?
"Why don't you understand? Think about it, how much is your weekly salary? How much is Beckham's weekly salary? Do you think the salary gap between you matches the strength gap? If you are more eye-catching and famous, will you make more money? If you don't say anything else, endorsement will be enough for you to eat!"
Ottoman nodded a little, "What should I do?"
Vardy pointed at the sensual and sensible look: "Did you see that now I shaved my head too, that is to say, Everton has three bald heads in the middle and frontcourt! If you shaved your head, then we are Everton's bald heads in the frontcourt. Think about it, the four bald heads will appear together, how shocking it is. Do you think you can grab the headlines?"
"If you don't want to say anything else, we can form a bald combination, and then there will be countless shampoo brands coming to us as endorsements!"
Ottoman nodded like pounding garlic, and he thought Vardy was too reasonable!
Why didn't I think of it before?
I have lived to be a dog for so many years!
Chapter completed!