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Chapter 366 I have no words(1/2)

Facing Wu Xiaoguan's unconventional performance, the Ministry of Justice finally curled his lips and turned around to leave.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Wu Xiaoguan couldn't help but ask when he saw the rooster of the Ministry of Justice about to leave.

"Why do you want to tell you where I am going? Are we familiar with each other? Or do you want to be a slutty young girl and do something shameful?"

The Li of the Ministry of Justice turned around and shook his ears and stared at Wu Xiaoguan with contempt, biting various aggressive words in his mouth.

"How could I do such a thing? You know that I am a four-person boy and a god in the new world. God will not do such unconventional things to mortals."

Wu Xiaoguan opened his five fingers and pressed them in front of him, looking at the Ministry of Justice through the gaps in his fingers.

"There are still four young men. Who sold aphrodisiacs here just now? In the end, God won't say anything. How can God sell aphrodisiacs?"

The Li of the Ministry of Justice still looked contemptuous, and she felt like she wanted to laugh but couldn't.

"Sorry, I just said it wrong. Actually, I am the legendary demon king who destroyed the world. After defeating God, I destroyed the world. That's right, you can live now because this is the second world of reincarnation! So you don't know that I am the demon king, so mortals are the most tragic and will never see the truth of the world."

Wu Xiaoguan raised his arrogance and shouted loudly that he was like a golden rooster independent, standing taller than a flock of chickens. He posed in a white crane's wings and waving his arms while talking to the raccoon.

"I will feel sad for you as a devil. I always feel disgusted when you live in the same world as you. And when you stand in front of me, I feel that I will be pregnant by your malicious intentions, so I will never let you get close to me for my offspring."

The Ministry of Justice took a step back and looked at Wu Xiaoguan.

"A little bit?"

While Wu Xiaoguan spoke, he took a big step forward and brought the two closer.

"It seems not enough, I must stay away from you."

The Ministry of Justice took a big step back and stared at Wu Xiaoguan with alertness. His hands spread out, in a posture of posing in a move.

"hehe."

Seeing this, Wu Xiaoguan smiled coldly.

"hey-hey."

In response, the Ministry of Justice smiled contemptuously.

"Mom, Mom. Look at those two people are so idiotic."

"Don't talk nonsense, kids. Go quickly."

A mother and daughter walked by quickly.

“…”

“…”

Li and Wu Xiaoguan were silent at the same time, not knowing what to say for a while. Finally, they turned around and called to the mother and daughter who were leaving.

"I'm not an idiot! That guy is!"

"I'm not an idiot! That guy is!"

"Damn! You and other mortals dare to learn from Lord Demon King's words!"

"Hmph, weren't you a god just now? Why did you become a devil again? I think you are just a bullshit clown!"

Wu Xiaoguan and the Ministry of Justice were both together, and it seemed that they were having fun.

"My mortals don't understand me who combines God and the Demon King!"

"I think it is a combination of feces and moral integrity. Hello feces and moral integrity."

"Damn it! Look at me not slapping your ass!"

Wu Xiaoguan felt that he had been insulted and must teach this naughty child a lesson.

"Come on. My butt is here."

The roar turned around and stuck his butt to Wu Xiaoguan.

"This is your own way of death!"

Seeing Wu Xiaoguan's actions, Wu Xiaoguan burst out flames and rushed towards her quickly.

"Oh!? It's really!? It's a foul!"

The Ministry of Justice saw Wu Xiaoguan rushing over and screaming immediately. The next moment, Wu Xiaoguan jumped and rushed towards the Ministry of Justice!

"Must kill! Expose the straight punch!"

Sila!

The next moment, the Mafia Li, who had not yet reacted, suddenly found that the clothes on his body had turned into pieces!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He quickly covered his body and sat on the ground with a blush on his face. His clothes were torn apart in the blink of an eye. At this time, Wu Xiaoguan landed steadily and then smiled embarrassedly.

"The enemy is ashamed, I have taken off his clothes!"

"You hooligan! How can you tear up other girls' clothes on the street?"

The rooster of the Ministry of Justice was blushing. Passers-by couldn't help but look at her. She blushed even more. She sat on the ground and didn't dare to move at all, for fear of exposing her.

"ah?"

Wu Xiaoguan came back to his senses when he heard this and immediately realized his mistake. He did not expect that he had done such an irreversible thing.

"Sorry, I took it off."

Wu Xiaoguan's hands trembled, and a wide white cloth sheet appeared in his hand. Then he gently put it on the raccoon. The raccoon who got the cloth sheet immediately rushed from the ground and kicked Wu Xiaoguan's head!

Bang!

Wu Xiaoguan only felt that his eyes turned dark and then he fell to the ground.

Playing off...

But he showed his face in front of the Ministry of Justice.

"Xiaoguan, what are you doing here?"

Suddenly Tafei's voice came from Wu Xiaoguan's side. Wu Xiaoguan, who was lying on the ground, turned around and looked at him. He found Tafei looking at him with a puzzled look.

"Why are you here?"

Wu Xiaoguan was also a little surprised by Tafei's appearance, so she stood up from the ground and looked at her.

"Come out and sell something, but I didn't expect you to come out too."

Tafi pointed to some things he bought. After hearing this, Wu Xiaoguan couldn't help but nodded, and then smirked at Tafi.

"Don't you come and try it after just getting the good stuff?"

As he said that, he raised the aphrodisiac he bought from the Ministry of Justice. Seeing the thing, Tafi immediately turned red and said shyly, "It's broad daylight, don't."

That being said, Wu Xiaoguan saw Tafei's face full of charm and his tongue slowly licked his lips.

Do you dare to be more obvious?

Wu Xiaoguan, who complained that he couldn't, changed the topic, "How do you know this thing?"

"I heard from Naya that the thing sold in the city works very well."

Tafei said it without hesitation, and Wu Xiaoguan covered her face after hearing this. Naiya...I'm powerless to complain.

"So what's next?"

Seeing Wu Xiaoguan covering her face, Tafei couldn't help but say.

"Check a room!"

Wu Xiaoguan smiled humbly, then pulled Tafei to the hotel. Then...

oh!

ah!

oh!

ah!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

...

I am familiar with the road, picking up my gun and jumping on my horse, and wielding my sword. I have no words anymore.

...

It was already evening when Wu Xiaoguan and Tafi returned home. Tafi said that the effect was indeed good. He was a little tired and it was not convenient to be at home so this time it was very open and satisfied. He fell asleep alone on the bed, with unprecedented happiness on his face.

And Wu Xiaoguan said, my god...

The scratches on the body are so terrible that people can't stop being too scared! The open Tafi, who has never known that he is so terrifying, catching and sucking blood, is simply crazy, inhumane, and full of joy.

There is no way. Although Wu Xiaoguan can recover from the uncomfortable situation, he doesn't know why these good things are not automatically responded. Instead, he needs to control them by himself to recover. Damn, so many things will be destroyed by using consciousness.

So Wu Xiaoguan sat on the recliner outside the door, repaired her body before falling asleep embarrassedly.
To be continued...
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