"Anyway, the above is the reason for what happened."

At Rujia Inn, Wang Lu was slurping down the hot braised noodles while giving a serious explanation to the landlady.

While chewing garlic cloves, the proprietress looked at Wang Lu sideways: "Then what? You agreed?"

Wang Lu nodded: "Now that we've talked about it, of course we have to agree. Everyone has agreed to use me as a human toilet. Don't take advantage of me, you bastard."

The landlady slapped the table angrily, causing the soup to splash everywhere: "Where did you get the bargain? You really took her for a fool! No matter how unreliable that guy is, he is still a golden elixir monk, and a peak golden elixir monk at that.

!You, a mortal who has not even completed half of the training period, have the nerve to imagine that a Jindan monk will serve as a toilet for you? Pull it off! You should just jerk it off yourself!"

Wang Lu picked up the noodle bowl early and dodged the landlady's thunderous slap, saying, "I'm not the one going into battle anyway, so I'm just scared."

"Nonsense, you made a bet with her that I would be the one to fight! I'm just an innkeeper's wife, not the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect! You want me to compete with the Golden Core cultivator? How have I failed you in the past two years!"

Wang Lu was not in a hurry: "That's right, my master said that he will suppress his power to the level of a mortal."

The landlady waved her hand: "She's just showing off! Even if the Jindan cultivator doesn't use the aura of heaven and earth and his own magic power, the Jade Mansion Immortal Heart alone is enough to overwhelm any mortal warrior! You idiot, you haven't gotten along with her for two years.

Do you know her? When would she bet on a bet that wasn’t a sure win?”

"...If she is really such a gambler, would she still deduct the disciple's subsidy? I often hear her crying in her sleep about my money, why she didn't take advantage of it...and so on." Wang Lu was very dissatisfied.

He shook his head and said, "What's more, boss lady, you are not an ordinary mortal warrior. The heroic act of dismantling magic weapons with your bare hands while shouting and beating all the way is still fresh in my memory."

"..." When the topic came up, the landlady became silent, obviously not very happy.

Wang Lu also understood in his heart that although the boss's wife was quite heroic, she was still a woman, and she was still a good-looking woman (provided she tidied herself up neatly). Back then, she transformed into a mysterious black shadow and screamed.

Yelling indiscriminately clearly belongs to black history.

But at the critical juncture, no matter whether you have a black history or a white history, you can tell the truth! But seeing that the boss lady is in a serious mood of resistance, let's do some psychological work, comfort her, understand her rationally, and move her emotionally.

"That's it. I didn't want to get too stalemate with my master at first, but she said it, mortal martial arts are nothing compared to the immortal way! It doesn't matter whether you are an innate martial master or a martial saint and a martial emperor, it doesn't matter.

A monk who is in the Qi training period can be tortured into a humanoid shape! He also said that the person who taught me kung fu must have maggots in his brain, otherwise he would be deceiving the world, stealing his reputation, and wasting his wealth. And most of them are flat-chested, rude, uneducated, unqualified, and have no talent.

The tutored barbarian woman will not only find no husband, but also no girlfriends. The only friends in this life are her fingers and cucumbers. After the age of thirty, she will probably raise a few large dogs to improve her life, haha.

hehe……"

"shut up!"

The landlady glared angrily, and slapped the dining table to pieces! Yes, it was smashed rather than torn apart. She slapped a thick mahogany dining table into sawdust all over the floor, and no bones were left!

"How dare that bastard, how dare you say that to me!?"

Wow! The boss lady was so angry that with her top-level martial arts skills, she couldn't control the strength in her hands and crushed the noodle bowl she was holding into pieces!

"Wang Lu, take me up the mountain right now. If you don't beat the shit out of her, my inn will be closed today! I will become a monk tomorrow!"

Wang Lu nodded slowly: "That's good."

Then I suddenly realized that there was something wrong with the way I comforted him? Alas, no matter how much he did, the result was the same! The proprietress, a warrior of justice who understood the righteousness, angrily fucked the fifth elder of the Shame of the Spirit Sword. This script was simply amazing.

, it’s unjustifiable not to reward the leader!

The landlady was a decisive person in killing. She had made up her mind and immediately went up the mountain with Wang Lu who was watching the fun with boiling murderous intent.

The disciples on duty who were guarding both sides of the mountain gate would usually say hello to the landlady with a smile, but now they saw the girl whose eyes were as red as blood and looked like a demon from the underworld. The two blue and white men were stared at by that gaze, and they suddenly fell silent.

, just pretend you didn’t see anything.

Not long after, the proprietress and Wang Lu had arrived at Wuxiang Peak. The proprietress showed her pride and shouted: "Wang Wu, get out of here!"

Then I heard a roar that sounded like an echo: "Whose wild dog is this? It wakes up in the middle of the afternoon and disturbs people's sleep. If you don't practice meritorious deeds, you may be struck by thunder from heaven!"

Wang Lu was simply astonished by this: "What the hell is this stupid and capable! How dare you mention her as a calamity just because of her character? And she has been sleeping until this afternoon, she is going to hibernate!"

The landlady gritted her teeth: "I will let her sleep forever today!"

Then he kicked open the door with murderous intent. Wang Lu followed closely and saw his mentor who was halfway dressed inside.

My mentor was also shocked: "Holy crap! Are you acting like a hooligan!? You just kicked the gym, and you didn't even give me a few minutes to get dressed!?"

The landlady stayed silent for a moment, then silently closed the door.

Wang Lu had nothing to say and whistled consciously outside the house without saying a word.

After a while, the mentor put on his clothes and finally opened the door and came out, but his face was full of surprise: "Who are you, little Ling'er? I thought I was dazzled just now."

Little Ling'er crossed her arms and raised her head: "You have done good things yourself, do you need others to remind you?"

As a result, my mentor slapped his head: "I trust you, don't do this. I'm most afraid that people will ask me this question, which will make people confused and don't know where to start."

I rely on Master, how many good things have you done!?

But after a while, the Master woke up and pointed at Wang Lu, quite unbelievably: "Little Ling'er, could it be that you are the master who taught this idiot Kung Fu!?"

Little Ling'er sneered: "That's right, that barbarian woman with a flat chest, rudeness, no culture, no quality, and no tutor. Not only will she not be able to find a husband in the future, she won't even have a girlfriend. The only friend in this life is

Fingers and cucumbers, the master who will probably raise a few large dogs to improve his life after he is thirty years old!"

The Master was immediately startled and almost broke out in a cold sweat: "Little Ling'er, are you making a fool of yourself!? Could it be that the pain during your menstrual period has damaged your brain? You..."

Little Ling'er didn't say much: "Don't you have a bet with Wang Lu? I'm here to help him fulfill the bet. Stop talking nonsense and let's fight."

"Zhan, Zhan Mao, Zhan! We have a deep love for each other as sisters. If you have any questions, talk to us. Why should we fight against each other?"

When it comes to the deep love between sisters, the landlady seemed to hesitate for a moment and remained silent.

Wang Lu immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Master, you are quite smart. You know clearly that there is no chance of winning, so you use the deep love between sisters as a shield. It is indeed the shame of Spirit Sword."

The master suddenly became anxious: "There is no chance of winning! It will only take a matter of minutes for me to win!"

So the landlady didn't hesitate: "Okay, then I'll give you a minute to defeat me."

"Damn it, my dear sister, don't push me around like that!"

"It doesn't matter, you can finish me off in one minute anyway."

As a result, the white-clothed elder was in a panic, but it only lasted for a moment. The fifth elder was worthy of being the fifth elder, and he was also a decisive and decisive person, regardless of the consequences.

"Okay, then let's fight! As the saying goes, a fight means kissing and scolding means loving. Xiao Ling'er and our favorability have also been at a bottleneck for a long time. After this fight, we can probably get married!"

Holy shit, what a divine twist, Master! I didn’t expect you to be this kind of person!? I completely underestimated your lower limit!

As for the landlady herself, she turned a deaf ear to the elder's mutterings, silently rolled up her sleeves, and then took a stance.

Seeing that this battle was inevitable, Wang Lu considered his merits to be complete. He praised himself in his heart that you are so handsome, and then quietly found a safe corner to sit down and watch the show.

The Master obediently accepted his fate, raised the Green Bamboo Sword, pointed it at the opponent from a distance, and prepared to challenge. At this time, her spiritual energy was fully gathered and her magic power was blocked. She was indeed just a mortal cultivation, but with a simple starting move,

Then Wang Lu, who was watching from a distance, rushed towards him with an intimidating momentum.

Although he was sitting cross-legged at this time, Wang Lu felt that all the muscles in his body were numb and inoperable... Is this the domineering power of the Jindan monk? You are so awesome, Wang Lu still practiced subduing the dragon for two days.

With his rare martial arts genius, he thought he could be considered a second-rate master in the mortal world, right? But the aftermath of Master Master's starting move made him unable to stand up!

No wonder the landlady said that a Golden elixir cultivator could instantly kill all mortal beings just by relying on the Immortal Heart of the Jade Mansion. The gap is really huge! As soon as the overlord's aura shakes, the mortal natives can only bow their heads and worship!

But it doesn't matter at all, because the person who is against the master is also the proprietress of Rujia Inn who can kill all living beings in an instant! Wang Lu doesn't quite understand how high the proprietress's martial arts cultivation is. In short, it must be higher than the level of an innate martial artist.

Ten thousand times higher, even if the legendary Martial Saint and Emperor Wu came, I guess she wouldn't be able to withstand her pair of fists that can break magic weapons! And facing the emerald green bamboo sword of the Golden Pill monk, the landlady was completely unmoved.

Boss lady, my master’s strategy for transforming the toilet completely depends on you!

The two women who were deeply in love with each other faced each other. I don’t know how long it took. Finally, not long after they woke up, Master, who had not had time to have lunch, couldn’t calm down. The bamboo sword shook, and thousands of sword lights rained down like rain.

The fog makes it difficult to see clearly, but it also hides murderous intent.

Wang Lu's eyes lit up, what a brilliant swordsmanship! In the past two years, although his cultivation has not improved much, his eyesight has been improved by the performance of a group of genius disciples in the sect. The Spirit Sword Sect is named after swords, and its swordsmanship is very good.

The foundation of the sect is that no one is good at it. However, it is rare in the Spirit Sword Sect to be able to develop such a sword power with hidden needles and murderous intentions based on mere mortal cultivation.

Gee, it seems that even though she is stupid and incompetent, she still has some real abilities as a fifth elder...

Faced with the Jindan monk's preemptive strike, the landlady's reaction was simple and direct, even rude.

A straight punch, in person, without any tricks or tricks. The only characteristic is that it is fast! Accurate! Cruel!

Then, it’s time to witness the miracle.

On one side was the world's top swordsmanship paired with an emerald-green bamboo sword that was clearly at the level of a magic weapon. On the other side was the delicate and white fist of the landlady. Wang Lu's eyes widened and he devoted all his concentration to trying to see every detail...

But as soon as the eyes flashed, the result was already revealed. The emerald green sword light shattered into stars and disappeared in a flash. But a certain elder in white was more confident and flew out like a meteor, crashing into the rocks with a loud bang, making no sound!

The landlady, on the other hand, snorted coldly, shook her wrist, and glanced at the jagged gravel with her peripheral vision, almost dismissing it.

You are such a domineering mother! Wang Lu was so dumbfounded! The dignified Golden elixir monk, his mentor who showed some real talent and learning, was actually punched into a shooting star by this boss lady like a sandbag! Boss lady, I was really wrong

Look at you, I always thought you were a hidden character in Lingxi Town, but it turns out that being a hidden character is simply an insult to you. You are the fucking GM and the God of Creation, my dear!

After a long time, my beloved Master climbed up from the rocks. He was not as embarrassed as expected. Although there was inevitably some dust on his body, his face was not red or out of breath, nor did he appear to be seriously injured.

, just put his hands on his hips and sighed helplessly.

"Damn it, I can't withstand your normal attacks without the magic power of immortality. Little Ling'er, you are indeed a defiant person."

The landlady still had a straight face and said nothing.

The master's eyes wandered around, and he happened to see the green bamboo sword broken into pieces on the ground. He shook his head sadly: "It's a pity that I have a sword..." Then he casually broke off a green bamboo sword from the bamboo forest next to the rubble.

, he held it and flicked it, a burst of green light lit up, and a moment later, an identical emerald green bamboo sword took shape.
To be continued...