One, two, three, four... Soon six or seven hundred people came in, filling the original actors' seats, and the conversation continued like this.

After the last person in the previous square waved goodbye to the audience and walked out of the field, and at the same time said his line, the new person finally found the opportunity to speak.

"Speaking of this foreign culture, I know a person who particularly admires foreign culture, especially the culture from the Western Yi Continent. He admires it very much."

The actor who was the first to speak in the square was also standing in the middle of the crowd. It was obvious that he had an extraordinary status, and his lines were longer than ordinary people. But after finishing speaking, he returned to the queue with a stupid smile.

I had to stand for punishment.

Next, these six or seven hundred people told another joke about Li Si Nao who overly praised foreign culture. They also told a ridiculous story in a sinister way, and also added a lot of preaching and propaganda at the end of the story.

, there was also no point of laughter in the whole process, but two people on the rostrum were still rolling on the floor laughing.

Xuan Mo couldn't bear it any longer. He stood up and walked to Wang Lu. He hesitated for a moment and then squatted down and patted his shoulder: "Hey, let me tell you, what was so funny about that story just now?"

Wang Lu was pounding the ground at this time. Hearing Xuan Mo's question, he raised his head and replied: "Hahaha, I, haha, tell you, haha, hahahaha, that hahahahahahaha just now, it doesn't work anymore, I have to do it first

After laughing..."

Xuan Mo was stunned for a while: "I understand, just smile slowly."

By the time she returned to her seat, she felt as if she had been treated like a fool.

Not long after, the second phalanx finished telling the story and exited the stage one by one. The third phalanx entered the stage again with neat steps, with the same size of six to seven hundred people, and also brought a new long story...

The only difference was that after the story was told, Wang Lu and Wang Wu's laughter became much smaller.

It seems that for Master Jin Dan, laughing wildly for more than two hours is also a huge burden. Xuan Mo thought so, glanced at Wang Lu, and keenly noticed that when he was rolling on the ground, he seemed to be eating something from the mustard bag.

Take something and put it in your mouth.

As an Earth Immortal, Xuan Mo's reaction speed was extremely fast. As soon as he thought about it, he stretched out his invisible hand and held Wang Lu's hand, forcing him to show what was in his hand.

Two round pills.

"What is this?" Xuan Mo asked, while he had already revealed the answer, "Ha, the Forgetting Pill? A pill that can make people fall into extreme joy, forget all worries and laugh non-stop? It turns out that this is you

What’s the point of laughter?”

Being caught in bed like this, Wang Lu had no choice but to get up from the ground and kicked his master, who was still laughing, to signal her not to laugh anymore.

"Haha, I, hahaha, hahaha just now, I have already taken the medicine hahahahaha."

"...Okay, then just smile slowly." Wang Lu sighed, and then said to Xuan Mo, "Actually, this is all a misunderstanding."

Xuan Mo wanted to slap him in the face: "Do you really think you can get away with this kind of excuse?"

Wang Lu said seriously: "I am not fooling anyone, but I am doing my best to help some people in need. Those actors who sweat and perform cross talk on the field need our laughter and applause, so I

Even if you take drugs, you have to give them laughter. Of course, it would be best if you can laugh without taking drugs, but it’s a pity..."

"...It turns out that you also know that the cross talk they talk about is not funny at all."

Wang Lu said: "Well, as long as you are not an idiot, you won't find their cross talk funny, but at least it has positive energy, the main theme, and is very educational... Listen, aren't we talking about how to treat outsiders correctly?

Culture"

"Crosstalk is not for preaching, right?"

Wang Lu said: "This issue can be discussed later, but the problem now is that apart from preaching cross talk, they don't know how to teach other cross talks."

"Then don't ask them to perform."

Wang Lu shrugged: "Then they will starve to death. These actors are actually very pitiful. Apart from this kind of unfunny cross talk, they don't know any other kind of cross talk. Before I found them to attend the opening ceremony, they

Most of them have a hard time surviving in their respective art circles. Fortunately, the monarchs of some countries like art, so they can still make a living by being affiliated in certain places... But in fact, there are also those who are not even qualified to be affiliated and really starve to death.

Where are the crosstalk actors?"

"Then what?"

"Then, I think this opening ceremony is an opportunity to show their situation to the public. Believe me, these talents can better represent the overall crosstalk situation in Jiuzhou mainland than those crosstalk actors who have both fame and fortune."

"So what?"

Wang Lu said: "This opening ceremony is for our Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance to show you the various aspects of Kyushu today. Rather than just showing off the glamor, I would rather let you see a real Kyushu continent. In fact, don't you think these actors and

Are we similar?"

"oh?"

Wang Lu pointed at an actor on the field who was trying his best to express his lines: "Look at him, although he only has one line, at least at the moment he performs, that line is all he has, and he will do his best."

Xuan Mo glanced at the field coldly: "His expression was stiff, and he even mispronounced a word in his lines. Is this his best effort?"

"Yeah, even though it's not worth anything to you and me, that's all they have."

While speaking, Wang Lu waved his hand, and the scene in the competition arena suddenly changed. In addition to the cross talk of hundreds of people, there were many more scenes.

Xuan Mo's heart just froze.

According to regulations, no one is allowed to participate in the show. Wang Lu just waved his hand and brought out many scenes. It was not that he used any magical spells, but... he had already set the time.

In other words, could he even finish the conversation at this moment?

But soon she no longer had time to think about these things, because the scenes in the venue had already expanded.

It records the daily life of those crosstalk actors.

It was an unbearable daily life. In a simple thatched house, a ragged woman said hoarsely: "Old Zhang, my second brother and sister-in-law came again yesterday."

The man named Lao Zhang frowned: "Are you here to ask for money again? My teacher told them that I will definitely pay them back. As long as Zhang Yuanwai holds another cross talk show, I can make money to pay them back."

The woman just sighed: "When will Zhang Yuanwai hold another cross talk show, and even if he does it again, will he invite you to go? Didn't he say that the last performance was not funny at all?"

Lao Zhang slapped the table angrily: "I secretly learned a joke from a famous master in the county. How could it not be funny? It is also entertaining. Isn't the young master of Zhang Yuan's family just lawless and needs someone to persuade him to do good?

?”

The woman opened her mouth but said nothing.

Lao Zhang was even more angry: "I know what you want to say, there is no use in educating through entertainment, right? The jokes I learned are not funny, are they? Just wait, I can come up with funny jokes in these two days."

Then the scene changed, and it was Lao Zhang who was stammering beside a deserted river: "Then, then the young man turned his head quickly. It doesn't matter if he turns his head. Guess what? He, he saw him

Wife."

After saying that, Lao Zhang was stunned for a while, looked at the gurgling river, scratched his disheveled hair, and repeated it again.

"It doesn't matter if you turn around. Guess what, he saw his wife."

After a moment of silence, Lao Zhang repeated the words again: "He saw his wife..."

At this point, even he could clearly feel how boring this line was.

He saw his wife, so what? Is there anything funny? It should be there, there should be it? But if there is, why is no one laughing? Why is it that no one has ever laughed when I talk about cross talk?

Laugh

I just want to tell a cross talk, I just want to hear others laugh, why, why can't...

"Hahaha"

Suddenly, he raised his head and laughed loudly. The laughter echoed in the surrounding areas. It seemed to be joyful, but it always revealed sadness. Halfway through the laughter, Lao Zhang was already crying.

"Why, why is it not funny at all? Why?"

Then, the story ended here, and the screen changed to show a close-up of an actor on the scene who was reading his lines.

It is Lao Zhang, but he looks much more energetic now than in the story. He is wearing a brand new plain robe without patches. His beard and hair have been carefully trimmed. He seems to be ten years younger, even the wrinkles on his face.

Everything seemed to have been smoothed over.

Although he only had one line, at this moment, he poured everything into this line.

"It doesn't matter if he turns around, guess what? He saw his wife, hahahaha"

At the last sentence, six to seven hundred people in the field laughed in unison.

On the rostrum, Xuan Mo was already stunned.

Outside the competition venue, the audience who watched the program through the broadcast signboard were also shocked.

What happened to this shocking reversal? Why did those poor cross talk actors suddenly light up with the light of humanity?

If the previous cross talk performance was just a disgusting farce, now looking at Lao Zhang's smiling face, people suddenly felt a little more warmth and relief in their hearts. Some people even couldn't help but raise the corners of their mouths slightly.

Wang Lu said with pride: "Look, the audience has given this program the most fair evaluation with their expressions."

"Is this kind of praise that is completely out of sympathy and mercy worth being proud of? This... is simply fraud."

Wang Lu said: "How could this be fraud? Lao Zhang is really just a poor craftsman. I just showed off his poor craftsmanship appropriately."

"This kind of artistically painted display itself means unreality"

"You also know that this is a display. This is a big show, a program, not a news interview. Don't you think it's ridiculous that you question me for not using artistic expression techniques?"

Xuan Mo was speechless immediately, especially when she saw that the innocent earth immortals around her were deeply affected and began to laugh along with the laughter of the crosstalk actors on the scene, she was really speechless.
Chapter completed!