Chapter 10: Room Rounds
"Elop?" Di Liuzun was stunned for a moment, "What are you kidding?"
While speaking, she waved her hand and cleared all the idle people out.
"You're not kidding, are you?"
During the past ten years, whether they want to or not, Di Liuzun has become one of the people who know Wang Lu the best in the world. Although most of Wang Lu's words seem absurd and unruly, sometimes he is joking, sometimes he is
It's serious.
As for the whereabouts of Bai Ze and Xuan Mo, Wang Lu seemed to be serious.
"Although I hope this is a joke, it may not be that simple." Wang Lu also seemed a little dissatisfied when talking about this topic, "Actually, you should know the most about this matter, because you have to bear considerable responsibilities, as
You are really a little unqualified by the head of the earth immortal.”
Di Liuzun was a little frustrated: "Yes, I am not a truly qualified leader, otherwise Sun Buping would not have been able to get to power so smoothly back then. Before his martial arts were perfect, I took the initiative to give way to him... But Xuan Mo
What does it have to do with Bai Ze and the others elopement and me?"
Wang Lu looked at Di Liuzun and pondered for a moment: "For the sake of our special training for so many years, I just said you don't mind, right?"
Di Liuzun said impatiently: "Say"
Wang Lu was silent for a moment, calmed his mind, tried not to show any contempt, and then said, "Do you know that Xuan Mo has always liked Sun Buping
"What?" Di Liuzun widened his eyes, with an expression of accidentally sunglasses, "What did you say?"
"...I really don't know, I know that with your poor emotional intelligence, you are completely blind."
"What do you want to say? Let's explain it clearly." Di Liuzun was attacked by human beings and was very angry. "Why am I inferior and blind? What is emotional intelligence by the way?"
"Modern vocabulary refers to the ability to interpersonal communication. You can tell that your emotional intelligence is not high when you look like you have no friends... In short, Xuan Mo once had a crush on Sun Buping, but because Sun Buping already has your wife, she
I have to hide my feelings in my heart. As one of the parties involved, you may not know anything about this."
Di Liuzun recalled it very hard, then looked embarrassed: "I... I don't know, no one told me back then."
"Who dares to tell you?" Wang Lu shook his head, "In short, Xuan Mo's secret love for Sun Buping failed, which laid hidden dangers for the current elopement incident."
"Wait, I don't understand. Since she likes Sun Buping, why did she elope with Bai Ze? This doesn't make sense." Di Liuzun said and asked again, "Or, these two things are actually necessarily connected.
, but I couldn't understand?"
Wang Lu said: "Of course there is no necessary connection... It will cause all this, and there are many coincidences, but the biggest reason is the transfer of feelings and self-abandonment. She has a crush on Sun Buping but dare not say it out. The biggest reason is that you, although you
The emotional intelligence is a little lower, but the light is too dazzling."
"Wait, I kept acting low-key at that time."
"The girl in love is very sensitive. Of course, she knows how much better you are than her. She has no confidence in surpassing you in any aspect. So she can't even raise hostility to you, but accordingly, in her heart
But he has been accumulating grief, hating his incompetence, and annoying Sun Buping's incomprehension. Speaking of which, Sun Buping should have had many confidants back then, right?"
Di Liuzun looked puzzled: "What kind of confidante?"
"... Sure enough, after seeing you, those confidants scattered like birds and beasts. But this is obviously not the correct way to deal with it. No wonder Xuanmo has a knot in his heart for ten thousand years, and even more, such as heaven, earth and chaos purgatory, are brewing.
Symptoms of schizophrenia... In short, Xuan Mo is a little bit of a hatred for Sun Buping because of love, but he is giving up on himself."
"What then?" Di Liuzun became more and more impatient, "Why are you going around?"
"Based on the two reasons just now, she gradually fell in love with Bai Ze." Wang Lu then went straight to the topic, "Bai Ze should be the least likable character in the team at that time, although his strength is still first-class.
, but the mad dog squirting like a headless dog is definitely the one who gets the blame, right?"
"That mist? Humph, if Sun Buping hadn't stopped him, I would have killed him."
"Right? Bai Ze plays the worst and lowest-level role, but he often stays with Sun Buping. Then it is reasonable for Xuan Mo to choose Bai Ze as his crush when he gave up on himself."
“…Where is reasonable?”
"There are similar cases. The prince of a small country is romantic and affectionate. So his original wife found a beggar out of revenge. She played all the tricks she wanted to play but didn't have the chance to play, and gave birth to a son.
...Now Xuan Mo has such a mentality, tsk, the so-called human emotions are so unpredictable
"Is this the so-called emotional intelligence?" Di Liuzun was really shocked, "Then I would rather not have emotional intelligence."
"Well said, I am worthy of being a fellow practitioner who has been with me for ten years." Wang Lu said, and found two wine glasses from somewhere, "Yu Gu?"
"...Don't go off topic. Now I know that Xuan Mo is with Bai Ze, but this is not the reason why she left the team casually and was dissatisfied with management."
Wang Lu nodded: "Yes, rules are rules, but I personally suggest that the punishment for both of them may be delayed."
Di Liuzun asked: "Why? Strictly implementing rules and regulations, isn't this what you said at the beginning?"
Wang Lu narrowed his eyes: "That's the original words I asked you to explain to the earth immortals. They are used to restrain these individuals with great strength. They are not used to restrain me, the first person in Jiuzhou. Any rules and regulations
, it is invalid for the makers. You should understand this principle very well? After all, it is the king of the earth immortals."
Di Liuzun hummed with dissatisfaction: "There is no such content in my kingly way."
"So you are not considered a qualified king... Well, I have a reason to do this. Bai Ze was unwilling to be under my jurisdiction at the beginning. Considering that his existence was no longer necessary, I didn't care about him. But
Xuan Mo's situation is different. She deviates from the organization and goes to Bai Ze alone. No matter how many reasons are, she must feel guilty. But at this time, she rashly goes to catch them and comes back, and the guilt will easily turn into anger and shame. It's better to wait for her to do it.
He was overwhelmed by guilt, and ran back crying and begged for forgiveness."
"Uh, will it be that easy?"
"Of course, she and Bai Ze elope for themselves because of self-deprecation, but this kind of emotion cannot last long. The princess's good match is a prince rather than a beggar. If you have a lot of tricks, you may find it fun, but if you have finished playing tricks, you will be a person.
Always have to live. What can she have with Bai Ze? What can Bai Ze give her? I will come back eventually. At that time, the guilt burst out in full swing, and she let others rub her, so that she will not go west.
, isn't it good?"
After hearing this, Di Liuzun felt that his mind was really unable to keep up: "This... is all your calculations, and they are all part of the so-called emotional intelligence?"
"So you can say that."
"Tsk, it seems that you are really amazing. Even Sun Buping couldn't sort out these messy things back then. Although I don't quite understand why, I often see him showing a distressed expression. For him,
It's rare, because Sun Buping never had such a distress even when the war was at its most desperate...
Wang Lu shrugged: "I don't want to do it either. Being a carefree waiter like you is happy to be a carefree waiter, but there is no way to go after you have experienced too many things."
"Have you experienced too much? You are not sixty years old yet? You are like a baby in your realm."
Wang Lu smiled and said, "Sixty? You underestimate me too much. Although you can't compare with you, those of you who have been around for thousands of years, the messy pieces of past and present life have been a few hundred years. Especially for a while, I was obsessed with it.
Travel has increased a lot of experiences in many worlds, and I have seen a lot of things about men and women. I remember once I encountered a beauty who doesn’t care about men in the world. His emotional intelligence and skills are higher than you.
Wherever you go, she and I...here, let's forget it. In short, I suggest that Xuan Mo and Bai Ze be left with the matter for the time being. Let's settle the accounts when they come back."
“…Do you think it’s enough to deal with it like this?”
Wang Lu nodded: "That's enough."
Di Liuzun glanced at Wang Lu deeply: "Speaking of this, the saying of elopement is just your speculation..."
"I decided to believe my speculation. OK, is there anything else? My daily inspection is not over yet."
Di Liuzun shook his head: "Whatever you want."
After Di Liuzun left, Wang Lu's expression immediately sank. He took out a round mirror from the mustard bag and spoke softly.
"Kongzhang, are you here?"
A moment later, the stereotyped face of a monk in Shengjing appeared on the round mirror.
"What are the instructions?"
"Help me check these two people." Wang Lu said, reaching out to draw a three-dimensional portrait of Xuan Mo and Bai Ze in the air.
"Xuan Mo, Bai Ze? Isn't this a member of the Earth Immortal Camp?" Kong Zhang frowned, "This does not fall within my jurisdiction."
"It's okay, I'll give you temporary authorization. I can't believe in the people from Earth Immortal, so I can only ask you. It may not be an important thing. Basically, it should be just a couple elopement or something, but it can't
Exclude other possibilities. In short, try to keep an eye on them. If there are any changes, report them in time. If it is just a normal elopement, then find an opportunity to get a few intimate photos so that they will not turn their backs on their faces.”
"Understood."
So the round mirror dimmed, Wang Lu sighed and pinched the mirror to pieces.
With his identity at this time, it should be a command to all the people in the world to follow, but Shengjing Immortal Sect is the strongest immortal cultivation sect in Jiuzhou after all, and their resources are not so easy to mobilize. With Wang Lu's current status, it is also difficult to jump.
The Taoist from Crossing the River Tu directly contacted Kong Zhang. He just used the round mirror and used it once and once. However, after all, it was targeted at things like the earth immortals, and he did not think it was a waste.
"It's not a good result for seven times. You two... it's better to elope obediently, don't make any mistakes."
Meanwhile, in Qishan, Zhongzhou, a young girl dropped her raised arm.
Chapter completed!