Chapter 1397 [A turning point] (5
Thinking of this, Xu Lang suddenly felt that being a "eunuch" was also a stress-free thing.
When Xiao Yuruo saw Xu Lang suddenly opened his eyes and staring at him, she hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover her. Her little face turned red and hot, and she said shyly: "Don't look! You still look! If you look again, dig out your eyes!"
Xu Lang smiled, "Wife, I just looked at it. You are more than me. You have been touching my breasts. Look, you still have one hand touching my breasts now."
Xiao Yuruo looked down and saw that one of his little hands was indeed pressing on Xu Lang's chest, but he did not take it away immediately. He said coquettishly: "I'll touch you, what's wrong? Do you have any objection? You men are different from women, what's wrong with touching them?"
Xu Lang was amused, but said inexplicably: "101...102..."
When Xiao Yuruo heard Xu Lang say a few numbers inexplicably, he was puzzled, "Husband, what are you counting? What do you mean?"
While Xiao Yuruo said, he kneaded Xu Lang's pectoralis major muscle hard. Xu Lang didn't answer her question, but continued to count, "106...108..."
The shrewd Xiao Yuruo immediately understood. It turned out that this guy was counting her touching his chest a few times. She hurriedly said in shame and anger: "What are you counting randomly? How could I touch so many times? Since you said that, I will touch it a few more times."
Xiao Yuruo said as he tucked the corners of the quilt and covered himself tightly. He actually used his two small hands to knead Xu Lang's pectoralis major muscles, as if he was playing with mud, and laughed while playing, "Hehe, husband, your breasts are so fun, hey, why does this head have a particularly long hair on the side? I'll pull it off for you."
Xu Lang hurriedly protected his chest as if he had taken his life, "That's not possible. I have finally left the two longest and longest breast hairs. How charming. When I was fine, I like to rub these two hairs." While saying that, I didn't forget to count, "210...212..."
While Xiao Yuruo was not paying attention, Xu Lang quietly added several numbers.
Xiao Yuruo was addicted, "No, no, you can ask me to pull one. At worst, you can pull one for you and leave one for you. Don't be so stingy. Husband, my good husband, you can satisfy others."
Xu Lang shook his head helplessly, as if he had made a great sacrifice, "Okay, I've tried my best to make my wife happy, but I agreed to pull out only one, just one, have you heard it?"
After saying that, Xu Lang still did not forget to count, and then said nonsense: "310...360..."
Xiao Yuruo never knew the meaning of Xu Lang counting, and didn't care. When she heard Xu Lang finally agreed to let her pluck her hair, she couldn't help but feel excited. She was as happy as a little girl who got the marshmallows given by adults. She hurriedly said, "Haha, thank you husband, don't worry, I'll just pull one..."
Xiao Yuruo was startled and thought he had really annoyed Xu Lang. He looked at Xu Lang in shock. However, at this moment, Xu Lang laughed and said, "Hehe, wife, you just touched me 600 times and pulled out one. It was 200 times. Two of them were 400 times. Total, it was 1,000 times. I am a vengeful person. If you touched my chest 1,000 times, I will also touch your chest 1,000 times."
When Xiao Yuruo heard this, he was shocked and frightened. Only then did he understand the meaning of Xu Lang counting. He couldn't help but struggle in panic and scream, but he could not escape Xu Lang's control.
"Ah, husband, kill me, don't do this..." Xiao Yuruo said in shame and anger.
Xu Lang said seriously: "Yes, but then you have to finish touching these 1,000 times first. 4 times...5 times...6 times..."
Xiao Yuruo was embarrassed and angry, but she had no choice but to struggle and scold her. However, she had no effect on Xu Lang. She was touched by this guy for more than 100 times. This guy even said shamelessly: "Okay, I owe the rest first, I will collect interest."
Xiao Yuruo had the heart to kill Xu Lang.
"Ah... Xu Lang, I'm going to kill you..."
Hysterical shouts came from Xiao Yuruo's room from time to time, but then they gradually calmed down, and then the tender voice came out.
Mi Xiaomi and Gao Ruyu have both gotten up, covered their ears and took Qiqi downstairs quickly. It is not suitable for children!
Qiqi asked in confusion: "Auntie, what are dad and mom doing?"
Gao Ruyu said angrily: "I'm killing a pig."
Until everyone sat down to have breakfast together, Xiao Yuruo felt that she had no face to face everyone, and she didn't eat breakfast and was going to work, and she blushed and wanted to escape, but under Xu Lang's "threat", she had to sit down and eat with everyone, "If you don't eat, I'll touch the remaining 900 times in public."
Xiao Yuruo was really helpless and had to sit at the dining table angrily.
"Wife, eat this..." Xu Lang deliberately picked up food for his wife.
"I won't eat it." Xiao Yuruo picked it out again angrily.
"Wife, 900 strokes..." Xu Lang deliberately stretched out his finger.
"Okay, I'll eat!" Xiao Yuruo squeezed out a few words from his teeth.
The two of them seemed to be fighting and flirting, which made the girls next to them very confused. After hearing the two of them mention "900 strokes" several times, Gao Ruyu couldn't help it and asked Xu Lang softly: "What 900 strokes?"
Xu Lang smiled mysteriously, "It's not your business!"
Gao Ruyu glared at Xu Lang with annoyance.
After dinner, the girls went to work one after another, while Gao Ruyu went to the office building of the Jiangdu Municipal Party Committee. She, a popular candidate for the municipal party committee secretary, had a free job. As time went on, the popularity became less and less, and seemed to have been forgotten.
When she first entered the Municipal Party Committee Office Building, the people working inside, from the mayor's secretary, even the mayor himself, to the guard, all greeted Gao Ruyu with a smile and flattered her, just because she would either be the mayor or the secretary of the Municipal Party Committee. However, for so long, the superiors ignored her.
In the officialdom, there were many people who were tempted by the flames. When they saw Gao Ruyu getting cold from above, people's enthusiasm for her also cooled down. They no longer greeted each other, nor brought tea and water when they met. They even asked her to do some things about sending and receiving express delivery.
Recently, Mayor Huang Bingwen has become popular. It is rumored that the Yang family is backing and there is a possibility of succession as the top leader of the municipal party committee.
However, a few days ago, a major case occurred in Huang Bingwen's family. His wife and his secretary were killed and his wife and son were investigated. The mayor was implicated and suspended for reflection. As a result, the top and second-in-command of the municipal party committee were gone. Everyone thought that Gao Ruyu was on the throne.
However, a few days passed, but there was no response at all. There was a rumor coming from the source that the country had dispatched senior officials from other provinces to take charge of Jiangdu, and Gao Ruyu was completely out of the blue.
The down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a chicken. When the staff in the office building saw Gao Ruyu coming to work, they were contemptuous and pointed at each other and made fun of him behind their backs.
Gao Ruyu had long been used to this kind of thing, but today it was the most serious. As soon as she entered the building, she was stopped by the head of a municipal party committee communication room.
"Hey, what about you? Why are you still leaving? You didn't hear me just now? Director Guo has already spoken. People without a work permit are not allowed to enter. Do you have any?" The head of the communication room said with contempt.
Gao Ruyu really didn't. The Director Guo he mentioned was Director Guo of the Municipal Party Committee Secretary Hall, a small official with sesame and mung beans. The man in the communication room had no position, but he had a job certificate at least.
Gao Ruyu was helpless, but she had no choice but to smile awkwardly and retreat. She was originally devoted to seeking happiness for the people of Jiangdu City, but now she has become a person who is abandoned. When she thinks of this, she can't help feeling a little wronged.
The man in the communication room looked at Gao Ruyu's back and couldn't help but curse softly: "What, I'm leaning on sleeping with a man to get on the position. Now it's so miserable. I'm kicked out of bed. You're nothing! Ah..."
Before this guy could finish scolding, he was kicked hard in the back, and he fell into the mud, and his mouth was covered with blood.
Chapter completed!