Chapter 435 [Riddle guessing] (1
"Ah? Haven't you checked out? Why do you have to go back to the hotel?" Xiao Yuruo asked in confusion.
"You can continue to pay the money after you checked out. Today I planned to accompany my mother to Yanjing. Since Master Chen has done it for you, we naturally don't have to rush back. Let's play for two more days." Xu Lang couldn't wait to hold Xiao Yuruo's hand and run forward.
Xiao Yuruo seemed to have thought of something. She hurriedly broke away from Xu Lang's big hand and stood up, "Xu Lang, you must be planning to do something bad to me in the hotel."
"Wife, how can you do bad things? I just want to use a living example to tell you what it means to 'you have me, I have you in me'." Xu Lang said anxiously.
"No, then tell me first, what kind of example is it, otherwise I wouldn't be fooled by you." Xiao Yuruo actually hugged a big tree tightly.
Xu Lang was really helpless, so he had to say, "Wife, do this, aren't you very smart? Let's play a game. I'll make a brain teaser. If you can answer correctly, then I'll tell you what example it is now."
Xiao Yuruo seemed to think for a while, "Hmph, okay, don't even stump me. I'm very good at playing brain teasers."
Xiao Yuruo said proudly.
"Then I ask you, why did Yugong move mountains?" Xu Lang asked seriously.
"Tsk, this is also called a brain teaser, so you need to ask. It must be the mountains blocking the way of Yugong's family." Xiao Yuruo replied disdainfully.
"Wrong! It's because the mountains blocked the wiff signal from Yugong's family! If you lose, follow me." Xu Lang said without saying a word, dragging Xiao Yuruo down the mountain.
"Ah, you are cheating, how can you have such an answer? I don't agree." Xiao Yuruo said while being dragged down by Xu Lang.
"I don't agree, right? Then I'll ask you another authentic brain teaser." Xu Lang had no choice but to say, dragging his wife down and dragging her down the mountain first.
"You ask, but it must be a regular brain teaser question, so don't cheat!" Xiao Yuruo said anxiously.
"Okay! Say, Xiao Cai was imprisoned in prison all night and asked, what happened to him after one night?" Xu Lang said seriously again.
This question sounds quite like a regular brain teaser question. Xiao Yuruo hurriedly thought about it seriously, with her big eyes dripping around. The answer is related to her "clear and white" body, and she must think about it carefully.
After thinking for a while, Xiao Yuruo asked tentatively: "Is he dead?"
"Wrong!" Xu Lang denied.
"Has he been acquitted?" Xiao Yuruo replied tentatively again.
Xu Lang said again: "Wrong! Wife, I seriously doubt now. You just said that you are the best at brain teasers. Are you bragging?"
"Hmph, you're bragging, I can definitely come up with the answer." Xiao Yuruo said unconvincedly, racking his brains for a long time, "You must have made up this question by you. There is no answer, you want to fool me!"
"Wife, how could I use such a despicable method? Let me tell you, the answer is: it's bad." Xu Lang said with a smile, and he was about to come to the foot of the mountain, and there were many hotels near the foot of Songshan Mountain.
"Ah? Why? Why is it so bad for a living person? Even if he is beaten to death, it will never go bad overnight?" Xiao Yuruo was puzzled.
Looking at his wife's serious enthusiasm, Xu Lang smiled secretly.
Some people say that the higher the IQ, the harder it is to answer questions like brain teasers. Moreover, the more serious people like to be and worry about such problems. Now it seems that this is not wrong at all.
"Wife, didn't I tell you, Xiaocai was imprisoned. It would be strange if she didn't turn bad in the stuffy and dark environment of the prison." Xu Lang explained.
"Ah, you are talking about Xiaocai, not the name Xiao Cai, you, huh, why do you say that he was imprisoned in innocently?" Xiao Yuruo asked in confusion.
"Wife, Xiaocai can also be innocent or not. Anthropomorphized, don't you understand?" Xu Lang took Xiao Yuruo's hand and hurried forward.
Xiao Yuruo looked up and looked forward. There was a hotel not far away in front of him. She thought, now that she was finished, she was wise in a hurry, grabbed Xu Lang's hand and said, "Husband, let's go on a date."
"Ah? You still have to date? You got the certificate, got married, your husband called out, and you have been in bed once. Do you still have to date?" Xu Lang said helplessly.
"Oh, we call getting on the bus first and then replenishing the tickets. Do you make up for the tickets? If you don't make up for it, do you believe it if I want you to get off the bus midway?" Xiao Yuruo clenched his fists and threatened.
"I...I'll make up!" Xu Lang said gritting his teeth.
"Hehe, husband, I know that you spoiled me the most and would definitely agree to me. Then, I'll give in too... If you please me today, I...I'll give it to you..."
In the end, Xiao Yuruo's voice became lower and lower, and it was probably difficult for even she to hear it herself.
"Hmm? Wife, is it true? Then let's start our fourth date soon." Xu Lang was excited.
Let your wife give it to yourself once willingly. This is what Xu Lang dreams of. Just date it. As long as you are with your wife, you will be happy in everything you do. Of course, it will be happier to do that kind of thing.
"Husband, do you remember this is our fourth date?" Xiao Yuruo asked happily.
"Of course, I remember the date. The first two times were I made an appointment with you, and the third time, I was the one who took the initiative to make an appointment with me. The location was in Xianggang." Xu Lang said casually.
In fact, Xu Lang remembers that it was a good date for the fourth date, but he may not be able to tell the specific date.
Fortunately, Xiao Yuruo did not ask.
"Husband, do you know what day it is today?" Xiao Yuruo asked.
Ah? It’s over, it won’t be the time for my wife’s menstrual period again, right? Otherwise, why would she ask me to calculate the date?
Xu Lang cried in his heart, but if you think about it carefully, the last time I came to Xianggang, it should be October 26th, so it shouldn't be here again so soon, right?
Damn, why do you have the moon and the scriptures every day? Just don’t call it the moon and the scriptures, but change it to the sun and the scriptures!
Xu Lang thought depressedly.
Seeing that Xu Lang couldn't answer, Xiao Yuruo smiled and said, "Hehe, husband, you don't know what kind of festival it is. You uncle is out. Today is November 11th, it's Light Stick Day."
Oh, so that's how it is. I'm scared to death. As long as it's not Yue Jing, it's OK. Xu Lang breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah? There is such a festival? Wife, wouldn't you let me give me a shit on Singles' Day??" Xu Lang asked weakly.
"No, I'm thinking, today... it's quite meaningful for you... I want you to never be alone from this year's Light Stick Day..." Xiao Yuruo bit her lips tightly and said in the voice of a weak mosquito and flies.
This moved Xu Lang again and hugged Xiao Yuruo affectionately, "Wife, let's go, take you to play."
On the fourth date, Xu Lang was steadily and seriously wandering with his wife. So at night, when night came, he had even forgotten the promise during the day. After finding a hotel casually, he habitually asked for two rooms.
The hotel waiter saw a handsome man and beautiful woman checking in the room. It was strange that he wanted two rooms. It was really interesting.
And just as he was paying, Xiao Yuruo quietly pulled the corner of Xu Lang's clothes behind Xu Lang.
"Hmm? Wife, what are you doing?" Xu Lang said in a daze.
"You, are you stupid? Are you spending money and nowhere?" Xiao Yuruo blushed and reminded.
The hotel waiter even stranger when he heard his wife calling him this, but it was not convenient to ask more questions.
When Xu Lang heard his wife's words, he was shocked and then he remembered that there was still something big to do tonight, but his wife took the initiative to hint at him. How difficult it would be.
"Come on one, open the best one, the president's condom!" Xu Lang said excitedly.
Doing big things is not short of money! Xu Lang thought excitedly.
Xiao Yuruo behind her was already blushing and said to herself: Impressed guy, can’t you be low-key?
""ps: Brothers, I was poisoned yesterday and was seriously injured in vitality. I went to bed from 10 o'clock last night to 8 o'clock this morning. This is the longest sleep I have ever slept since I entered the industry. It's so good to sleep!
Brothers don’t understand my fatigue, just like not understanding the darkness of the night during the day. Sleeping for 8 hours a day is a luxury for me.
Chapter completed!