Chapter 805 [Remembering the old man]
Xiao Yuruo was so ashamed and angry that she raised her eyebrows and rushed forward, pounding Xu Lang's back behind her back, "Okay, you dare to kiss me again, Humph, I originally wanted to promise you, but I have noticed it again, this date will be invalid!"
Xu Lang felt depressed and grinned with a bitter face and said, "Ah? Isn't it, my wife, so cruel?"
"Not only that, you must also satisfy me at least three delicious snacks, otherwise...huh..." Xiao Yuruo said provocatively.
Xu Lang hurriedly asked, "What if it would be?"
"Otherwise, I'll run away and let the men on the street touch your wife casually!" Xiao Yuruo deliberately threatened.
"You, you! You are ruthless!" Xu Lang had no choice but to agree. He naturally knew that his wife was just teasing him for fun. Of course, she wouldn't really take off her naked and let other men touch her. However, she has indeed neglected her wife these days. It is indeed a bit unreasonable to force her eighth date so quickly.
Xu Lang hurriedly held Xiao Yuruo's delicate hand and ran forward.
Zhengzhou is located in the Central Plains and is a hodgepodge. Therefore, there are all kinds of delicious snacks from north, west and south. Moreover, today, Zhengzhou is an international metropolis. It not only has a variety of delicious snacks from the country, but also many famous snacks from abroad.
However, Xiao Yuruo named it, he would not want to eat foreign food, only eating snacks from China, and said that this is supporting the traditional culture of China.
Xu Lang felt funny and touched Xiao Yuruo's head in love.
Since it is a hodgepodge city, the snacks with the word "香" series here are definitely one of the best among Chinese snacks. What kind of stew cakes and stew noodles are all those that Xiao Yuruo has never eaten. Not to mention her, Xu Lang has never eaten them. The aroma of scallion oil floating in the bowl is swelling, and it immediately arouses the greed in the two of them and takes a few bites beautifully.
But after just a few mouthfuls, Xiao Yuruo put down the chopsticks and blinked at Xu Lang.
Xu Lang was puzzled, "Hmm? Wife. Why don't you eat anymore? Isn't it delicious?"
Xiao Yuruo shook his head, "No, I'm waiting to eat something better. I believe you, you must have a backup plan!"
Xu Lang shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly. This girl is indeed a foodie.
Xu Lang quickly took a few bites of the braised cake, held Xiao Yuruo's hand, and walked forward quickly. In fact, he had no way of getting back. It was his first time to come to Zhengzhou when he was so old. However, since it was a pedestrian street, the snacks here must be very rich, so just take this girl forward to look for it.
Sure enough, Xu Lang held Xiao Yuruo's hand and walked a few steps before he was attracted by the fragrance emitted from a small shop on the side of the road. He hurriedly took his wife's hand and walked in.
"Husband, what is this? It smells so good?" Xiao Yuruo couldn't help asking.
Xu Lang didn't know. He just came over with the fragrance. He had to say mysteriously: "You'll know when you go in."
Xiao Yuruo couldn't help but give Xu Lang a blank look, "Tsk, you must not know, you just took me blindly."
Xu Lang didn't say much, and as soon as he entered the door, he asked, "Boss, what are you selling? Why is it so delicious?"
Xu Lang ignored one point. After asking this, wouldn’t it be revealed that he was really confused?
Xiao Yuruo behind him smiled proudly and said, "Look, I guessed it right, you're just fooling around."
"Haha, young man, little girl, you came from another place, you're the right place to come here. This is the authentic Daokou roast chicken in henan." The boss's wife hurriedly introduced Daokou roast chicken.
Only then did Xu Lang and Xiao Yuruo realize that this was called Daokou Roasted Chicken. It was founded during the Shunzhi period of the Qing Dynasty. It has a historical heritage of three to four hundred years. It is as famous as Yanjing Roasted Duck and Jinhua Ham. It is known as the "No. 1 Chicken in the World".
Before the boss's wife could finish introducing her, Xu Lang and Xiao Yuruo were already drooling and hurriedly ordered one.
While waiting for the Daokou roast chicken to come up, Xu Langyou's old gang's words "The No. 1 Chicken in the World" suddenly remembered someone. As he thought about it, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Xiao Yuruo hurriedly asked in a low voice: "Husband, everyone else is looking at you, why are you giggling?"
Xu Lang shook his head and smiled, "No, nothing, haha...haha..."
As he was talking, he couldn't help laughing, which made Xiao Yuruo wonder.
However, Xiao Yuruo's eyes dripped and turned around twice. She was so thoughtful that she immediately seemed to think of something, and couldn't help asking: "Husband, I guess, you must have thought of your good brother Ji Xiao?"
Xu Lang was obviously stunned and couldn't help but exclaim: "Wife, you can also guess this. The wife who knows me is also my wife. We are becoming more and more tacit understanding."
Hearing Xu Lang's praise, Xiao Yuruo was proud, "Tsk, I have found some tricks to your friends now. It seems to be named after the twelve zodiac signs, right?"
"Wife, you are so awesome. In one sentence, I said my two brothers again." Xu Lang smiled.
"Ah? Which two?" Xiao Yuruo said in a daze.
"My friend of the 'tiger'. The reason I laughed just now was because Ji Xiao is not the most important thing. As long as it is a female animal, it will be a duck when it is caught. We are all puzzled. Why are there no duck among the twelve zodiac signs? Otherwise, it would be best to give it to him." Xu Lang said with a smile.
Xiao Yuruo rolled her eyes. This guy laughed and thought of such a dirty thing.
"Don't let me see you, that chicken in the future. I feel disgusted when I see it." Xiao Yuruo said angrily.
"Well, my wife, you'd better say everything. It's not my chicken, but my brother Chicken Owl. If you feel disgusted when you see my chicken, then wouldn't I be finished?" Xu Lang said shamelessly.
Xiao Yuruo was puzzled and frowned and asked, "Hmm? What does it mean?"
Xu Lang hurriedly asked Xiao Yuruo to come over, and he explained what "man's chicken" was, which made Xiao Yuruo blush, "Hmph, I won't eat it."
Xu Lang hurriedly pulled her back.
The young couple flirted and spent a happy time in a bickering.
After a while, a whole Daokou roast chicken came over and the two of them started eating beautifully. The chicken melted in their mouths, soft and fragrant, oily but not greasy, and it really lived up to its reputation as the "No. 1 Chicken in the World".
While eating wildly, a buddy next to him was calling and he heard him say, "This is too noisy, you can make a loud noise, I'm having a meal outside and go back in the evening."
There were people coming and going outside, and the shop was clamoring. The woman on the other end of the phone said a few more words, but the man still couldn't hear clearly, so he had to turn on the loudspeaker and said, "I can't hear clearly."
However, at this moment, the woman on the other end of the phone shouted loudly, "My x, your mother, you said you would wash my pants and brass for me, where did you go? I asked you to take TT last night, you didn't bring it. How about it? I'll make you so dirty tonight!"
The woman's screams and scoldings were done in one go, leaving the man without any chance to fight back.
Then, the man was embarrassed to see the reactions of the people around him. He silently turned off the speaker, silently put down the two hundred yuan, and ran out in shame.
Shortly after the man left, everyone from the boss to the surrounding guests burst into laughter, and Xu Lang and Xiao Yuruo were no exception.
Xiao Yuruo blushed and kicked Xu Lang, "Why are you men like this? It's so embarrassing!"
Xu Lang was almost distracted by laughing, "Old... wife, isn't a man, is that woman good? Look how bold and unrestrained they are!"
When Xiao Yuruo heard this, he couldn't help but stand up with anger, "Hey, what do you mean? Do you want me to do this too?"
The two of them joked for a while, ate half of the Daokou roast chicken, and then walked out holding hands.
Although Xiao Yu would not admit that this was the eighth date, it was a real date, and both of them had happy smiles on their faces.
There are many stall vendors selling various small items at the roadside stalls. Many girls are bargaining with the vendors who set up stalls for a few cents with interest. Behind them are their boyfriends or husbands who are disdainful but silently stay with each other.
This scene attracted Xiao Yuruo.
Xiao Yuruo held Xu Lang's thick arm, leaned his head against Xu Lang, and said happily: "Husband, this is the life I want. After we complete the perfect date, we will truly live together. I hope that one day, we will get up together, brush our teeth together, hold hands together, walk together, fight wits and courage for TV, buy vegetables together, cook together, and roar in the vegetable market for a few cents. I know that there will be such a day."
Xu Lang felt worried: It's over, my goddess wife was completely taken to the ditch by me. I still have to fight wits and courage when watching TV? I also envious of bargaining for a few cents.
However, Xu Lang also knew that this girl said so just yearning for a plain couple's life.
Before Xu Lang could speak, Xiao Yuruo blushed, grabbed Xu Lang's body, stood on tiptoe, and whispered in Xu Lang's ear: "Honey, you should know what to prepare. Don't be like that man, don't fight an unprepared battle."
Xu Lang was suddenly shocked and was overjoyed. His wife's obvious hint naturally meant to ask him to buy condoms.
Chapter completed!