Chapter 21 Easter, April Fools, and Spring
You realize that it is actually a kind of invisible, non-aggressive, and essentially self-protection cleverness.
The female spy will not know that she does not have the talent to cook, and it is difficult to cook. You have repeatedly proposed that you cook, but she refused it for various reasons. If you think about it carefully, this is to be on guard against you.
You have known each other for only two months, and she hasn't fully understood you, so she insists on cooking by herself - if you have any bad intentions, it's easy to move your hands and feet in the meal.
She can be a girl dancing in front of a bonfire or a fool stealing potato chips in the house. But people are not one-sided, stereotyped individuals, and human nature is always complicated. When you have never seen it, she is a famous star in the hacker industry. She has mastered fighting skills comparable to Taekwondo black belts, built a whole shelter by herself, and was able to skillfully kill cows and slaughter cows by herself. Female spies are smart, good at protecting themselves - even too good at self-protection, and she does not have many details, so that you will not feel offended. In the first month, she always worked with you at both ends, but now it seems that there is a reason. But after gradually getting to know you, she began to try to accept you and willing to eat the food you cooked, which is a big step forward.
From the beginning to now, you have never realized that the difference in genders between you two will bring so many troubles to the female spy. You are moved by her gradually accepting you, and decided to keep a distance from her with equal respect.
In the next few days, the rain had become lighter and the cold wave had not subsided. You took advantage of your free time to repair your residence inside and out and move it back. What's slightly different from before is that the female spy no longer locks the door, and you can freely enter and exit her room - only on the first floor, responsible for three meals a day.
In late March, the cold wave subsided and the time for spring plowing came. On this day, you carried the engineer shovel and prepared to start your own planting business, but were stopped by the female spy.
“According to customary practice, today is Easter.”
You remembered the promise you hooked your fingers with her on New Year's Eve, sighed, put aside the work at hand, returned to the village, and prepared Easter with her: you found props from the warehouse, decorated the female spy's house with ribbons, cooked a basket of eggs, and drew on it with colored pens. The female spy went out and said she wanted to call Sherry, the shepherd, and Sunday to celebrate the festival, so you roasted lamb at home.
It was afternoon that the female spy had just returned. She was wearing a hunting suit, covered in dust, with her hands behind her back:
"Dangdang! Guess what I caught?"
She stretched out her hand, carrying a hare in her hand.
"Oh," you raised your eyebrows: "It's so good, this rabbit is quite fat, and the meat should be good..."
The female spy quickly hid the rabbit behind her and looked at you with incredible eyes:
"How can you eat rabbits? This is a toy for festivals! Easter bunny, do you know? You will release them later... Besides, rabbits are so cute, are you willing to eat them?"
You were silent for a while and suddenly asked:
"Can you eat spicy food?"
The female spy was silent for a while.
"good."
"There are several very famous snacks in Sichuan Province, called spicy rabbit heads, spicy rabbit diced rice dumplings, and hand-killed rabbit meat..."
The female spy slowly turned her head and handed it out in a disrespectful manner. You laughed secretly, took the rabbit, and was taken back by the female spy.
"No, you don't need to kill me. Let me deal with this rabbit myself..."
"...Whoever kills is the same?"
"I have to do it myself. It's what I caught and I'm responsible. It's me and its glory."
You watched the female spy walk into the inner room and scratch your head. This person is always in strange places and the way he looks at life seems to be different from that of ordinary people. Look at the white hiding wolf lying next to him and think of Shan in "Princess Ghost". Can people and nature really live in harmony? You think.
That night, you held a small barbecue party at your doorstep. But because you made too much Easter eggs for decoration, your breakfast for the next week was boiled eggs.
The next morning, you took a hot shower after getting up as usual. Since that fever, you have paid more attention to your body cleaning and will take a shower once in the morning and evening.
But this time, as soon as you frothed the shampoo on your head, you heard the anxious shouts of female spy from outside the door.
"Zhang Sirui! Run! The shelter is about to explode!"
You were shocked suddenly, and instinctively snatched the door, but your feet slipped, and fell to the ground with all your backs. The female spy was about to die. You raised your head and found that she was holding her phone in her hand, obviously recording. You realized that you were not wearing any clothes, so you hurriedly picked up the slippers on the ground and threw them at her, telling her not to take pictures. The female spy flexibly dodged your slippers and smiled happier.
"Today is April 1st, Happy April Fool's Day! Zhang Sirui! Hahaha..."
You were so angry that you ignored her and climbed into the bathroom to clean up the foam on your body. But the female spy didn't mean to let you go. After breakfast, she carried a hoe and walked up the mountain with you. You asked her what she was doing, and she said today was the day of spring plowing. You said you could handle it alone, but she said she was not.
——She is eyeing you. When you are growing rice, she will say from time to time, "Zhang Sirui, your shoelaces are off", "Zhang Sirui, you have bugs on your neck", "Zhang Sirui, there are planes in the sky"... She is not working seriously at all, and her mind is full of prank methods that only children can use.
You have had a very difficult day. Growing rice is harder than you thought. In the afternoon, you are already sore in your waist and back. When you get home, you have to prepare supper immediately. As for the female spy, she ate half of the fried chicken pieces before they even served.
You had a very depressed day. You suddenly felt very tired and pushed the plate in front of her as she watched the female spy sit at the opposite table, calculating calories while eating vegetables.
The female spy picked up a piece silently and said she would not have eaten tomorrow. You said, and then she thought that this woman would be happy and even cheated on herself.
The sky gradually became cloudy and the spring thunder suddenly sounded. As she was eating, she suddenly asked you what was wrong. You raised your head, looked out the window, and suddenly asked:
"Does your cow smoke?"
"Ah?" The female spy was stunned: "No."
"Oh." You said, "That's when your cowshed is on fire."
The female spy blinked and said, "I won't be fooled."
"It's true." You said.
Then you two were silent for a while, and they rushed out at the same time, and ran to the foot of the village to pick up a basin of water to rescue the cowshed that was struck by spring thunder.
The roof of the cowshed is full of dry thatch, and the fire is getting stronger and stronger. The basin in your hands is just a drop in the bucket. The female spy said she went to pick up a water pipe and ran to the village. You continued to pour water into the fire to prevent the fire from spreading into the village. When the female spy came over with a long and heavy fire water pipe, it suddenly started to rain from the sky.
The fire was gone in a short while. You two realized that this was a waste of time. Both of you were exhausted. You collapsed on the muddy ground. The female spy wiped her cheeks, and a dirty mud mark was dragged out from her white face.
She looked at you and suddenly laughed. At first she laughed softly, but later she became more and more unable to control herself. She also sat on the ground with you, laughing so hard that she couldn't bear to breathe.
You were stunned, looking at her, and then you couldn't help laughing. The two people threw mud at each other in the mud like piglets, rolling.
Chapter completed!