Zhuo Yang was furious on the court, but Guardiola was leisurely crossing his legs on the coaching bench. Barcelona was trailing 0:1 on the court, but their completely opposite moods had nothing to do with the score at this moment.

Today is the 31st round of La Liga, playing against Almeria at home. Three days ago, Barcelona just swept Shakhtar Donetsk 7:1. Three days after today, Barcelona will go to Donetsk Athletic Stadium.

Passing. In the next week, Barcelona will play two games against Real Madrid, one away game in the 32nd round of the league, and one game in the Copa del Rey final.

Obviously, today's game and the away game at Tottenham three days later are not very important. Guardiola will definitely make a certain degree of rotation in these two games. In the midfield and frontcourt, Zhuo Yang, Messi and Xavi, who has returned from injury, will

In today's starting game, the three of them will be on the bench for the game at Dungeon. This was decided two days in advance.

Zhuo Yang agreed with this arrangement with both hands. He was holding back his energy to beat Real Madrid. But as promised, two hours before the start of the game, the team had already arrived at the Nou Camp. He was unwilling and begged for me.

Diola withdrew himself from the game squad. It was so unceremonious, just because he received a message on his phone.

——Brother Zhuoyang, I’m back.

In the selfie, Kou Kou pouted at the door of the beach house and put her scissor hands on her cheeks.

What kind of fucking game are they playing! Zhuo Yang was immediately excited by the surprise given by Kou Kou. Ever since they went to the Asian Cup after Christmas, the two began to live apart. Kou Kou has been busy with her father.

Regarding family matters, I only came over once for Pique and Shakira's birthday dinner in February, and the rest of the time I had to rely on the 'ancient' phone call to soothe my lovesickness.

After last year's World Cup, Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou started a sweet life of living together and flying together. After half a year, the young couple were as happy as gods. When I opened my eyes in the morning and saw Kou Kou's long chestnut hair like clouds and waterfalls, Zhuo Yang would be in his heart all day long.

Full of flowers, he felt that his life had reached its peak.

But in the past few months, he was very unaccustomed to falling from the peak. He walked in and out of the house to try to dispel the loneliness. Koko and love had become a part of him. Such a separation was very painful for Zhuo Yang, a man in his prime.

Acne started to appear on my face.

Kou Kou is also a quirky little naughty person. Her sudden attack immediately confused Zhuo Yang. It was good to see Kou Kou a second earlier. He wished he could grow wings and fly back now, always majestic.

The incompetent Barcelona No. 18 simply gave up his figure and licked his face to beg the coach.

Guardiola is also a human being. Although Zhuo Yang is usually "free and undisciplined", he has never done such outrageous things and has never heard of it. Guardiola's eyes rolled: Zhuo Yang, I need a reason.

Brother Pepgua, you see, I am very anxious about this matter, and my family can’t tell me the reason! Who doesn’t have a wife, who doesn’t have a longing for her?

Is Her Royal Highness the Princess back? Gua Shuai’s eyes were burning with gossip.

Yes, yes, hehehe, Brother Gua, you are here, hehehe

Do you think the well-dressed Guardiola is a serious person? How can a serious person be a coach? Guardiola is full of bad ideas.

Zhuoyang, this is inappropriate for you, come on~~, we have to act according to the regulations, you are not in compliance with the rules——! With a long tone, Zhuo Yang felt more and more that Pep looked like Dongchang’s father-in-law.

What kind of rules are you talking about? Brother Gua, please be accommodating.

Sigh——, it’s so difficult, the list has already been reported, now the replacement needs to be approved at all levels from the team doctor to the professional league.

Even though Zhuo Yang tried to please him in every possible way, Guardiola just refused to let go: Normally I can't do anything with you, but if I don't touch you today, wouldn't Prince Ma's third eye grow in vain?

The two started to bargain. Zhuo Yang said he would start the next game. Gua Shuai said he would wait and see. Zhuo Yang said otherwise I would only play half the game, no. 60 minutes? nyi!

After all, Pep had done enough, and the two of them agreed that as long as they were ahead by three goals, they would immediately replace Zhuoyang and let him go home directly from the Nou Camp. What else could they do? He couldn't hold his arms back.

thigh.

When he was about to go on the court to warm up, Zhuo Yang sent a message to Kou Kou in frustration, and then received a reply - There is no good football coach!

Not only the football coach, but also the players who play football are not good either. After Zhuo Yang made such a fuss, his teammates all knew that he was in a hurry to go home and have sex with his wife. They all gloated and snickered, and the game on the field was not in order.

So, no one scored in the first half, and Zhuoyang jumped up and down without changing 0:0. During the intermission, he sat there with a gloomy face and played with his mobile phone. Although he didn't train anyone, he still beat Thiago Fontas.

The little kids in Bo Yang's starting lineup were extremely nervous, while Messi and Dan Keita were indifferent and not afraid of Zhuo Yang's bearish face at all.

After the start of the second half, Barcelona was still in the same bad shape. The mixed lineup looked half-baked, which allowed the opponent to take the lead. In the 48th minute, when Pablo Piatti cut into the ribs, Xiao Milito, who was already in a good position, was on the bottom of his feet.

He slipped and fell to the ground. Piatti rushed in and hit the right side of the ball. Crusatte, who followed up, made it in one fell swoop against the old Pinto.

They promised to retreat if they lead by three goals, but unexpectedly they suffered a loss of 1. Almeria is now the deputy squad leader ranked last. Zhuoyang was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and he didn't care about being particular.

Blaming Messi and Bo Yang with a stern face.

Look at you two, and look at this other person, you are both a little bitch, but you should also push one of them in!

Piatti, who assisted, is 162cm tall. He and Aguero were Argentina's strike partners in the 2007 Canada U20 World Youth Championship. Spanish midfielder Crusatte, who scored the goal, is 164cm tall.

Bo Yang, who is 1.7 meters tall, did not dare to reply. Boss Mei, who is 168 meters tall, said: You have grown so big for nothing, so why don’t you score two? Huh? Give it to me

The person surnamed Mei didn't help at critical times. No wonder everyone said he was short-sighted and narrow-minded.

Hahahahaha, anyway, Antonella is waiting for me at home every day, I am not in a hurry, hahahaha

23-year-old Antonella Roccuzzo is Messi's childhood sweetheart. The two officially hooked up in 2005. After Antonella graduated from Rosario University last year, she came to Barcelona. Since then, Messi has not been with her.

Not ashamed.

Messi said: I fell in love with Antonella when I was nine years old. Zhuoyang was very jealous, but he still curled his lips: Koko and I have been together in our last life.

My surname is Mei! You are a full man but you don’t know a hungry man is hungry.

Leo, this is what you are wrong about. Pique stood up and said something fair. Shakira also waits for me at home every day, with flowers and wine, and a new outfit for me every day. You see, I am doing well.

Did you show off in front of Yang? Hahaha

Zhuo Yang was so angry that his teeth grew thicker.

Being behind by one goal, everyone really didn't take it seriously. Almeria is now ranked last. Barcelona has scored 16 goals in Almeria in one league game and two Copa del Rey games this season, and they have not conceded a single goal. In the first half

The offensive was like a surge, but it was just a bit unlucky. If we continue to play at this trend, victory is almost impossible. Therefore, except Zhuo Yang, no one else is in a hurry, and Guardiola is shaking his legs and taking it easy.
Chapter completed!