Chapter 413: Pretending to be a shitty gentleman
In the Real Madrid dressing room, disagreements arose over whether to line up to welcome Barcelona before the game.
At the end of last year, Barcelona took the time to go to Japan. When they came back, they became an unprecedented six-time champion, and then they took a vacation.
A new journey in the New Year, with four games, two home, two away, three wins and one draw. Except for the city rival Espanyol, the other three teams lined up in advance to wait for Barcelona to enter before the game to congratulate the six-time champion.
Therefore, after Osasuna advanced to the 18th Copa del Rey with a score of 6:1 in two legs, Barcelona met Real Madrid in the 14th, who defeated Malaga with a total score of 5:0. A week ago, the whole world watched with wide eyes. Will Real Madrid win?
They also lined up at the Bernabeu to welcome Barcelona into the stadium.
According to tradition, after winning the league championship in advance, the opponent will be ranked in the remaining games. This is a consensus in football, and no one has any objection to this. But there is no precedent for the six-time championship, so either it is the first to do so.
Or it all depends on consciousness.
Real Madrid's top management is a little scratching their heads. Queuing is a small thing, but face is a big deal. Unusual behavior may turn into licking one's face. Real Madrid's hobby is to be high-profile, but being laughed at afterwards is not worth the gain.
After all, four of Barcelona's six crowns were won by stepping on Real Madrid's corpse, and those four trophies are stained with Madrid's scarlet blood.
But if you ignore it, you will be criticized by the outside world for being ungraceful, as if you can't afford to lose, and it will damage Real Madrid's strong character, which is equally unsightly.
When a leader has a problem, the easiest way to deal with it is to leave it to the subordinates. President Florentino knows this well. He left this issue to the Real Madrid locker room and team committee for self-determination. You can decide whether it is good or bad. The senior management will not
put one's oar in.
The Real Madrid team committee is not a very clear organization, and there is no particularly fixed candidate. In theory, all first-team players are members of the team committee.
However, in a gang there are always those who have loud voices and big fists, and there are also those who enjoy themselves and watch the fun.
When the locker room encounters matters that require the team committee to make a player decision, half of the 26 players in the Real Madrid first team hardly speak much, and only seven or eight of the rest generally talk a lot.
The most talkative ones are naturally the Spanish gang, but this time even Casillas and Ramos have different opinions on whether to line up.
As the captain of the Spanish national team, Cassie naturally has a higher vision. He tends to give Barcelona this dignity. After all, there are still Pique, Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets and others who need to be roped in. In the summer,
The European Cup is a big deal.
Ramos believes that no matter how low your body is, it is just like a meat bun beating a dog. The die-hard elements in Barcelona will never appreciate it. The relationship is already very bad. No matter how bad it is, it can't be worse. Why do Real Madrid people use themselves?
face to trouble yourself.
The two did not agree on the same opinion, so they decided that the Spanish gang would not express their opinions this time and listen to what everyone had to say.
People like Carvalho, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Pepe hate Barcelona even more deeply than the Spanish gang, and they are even more reluctant to flatter them. Since the top management has no request, why should they be sentimental?
Next, there are a group of idiots and a few bullies, such as Benzema. Cassie said that we are a big club and we need to behave like a big club. The boss will say that being like a big club does not mean being shameless.
Cristiano Ronaldo said that we should line up, but we should line up during funerals. Guo Fu would say, in fact, it doesn’t matter if we line up, and it doesn’t matter if we French people don’t line up when we go to funerals.
The whole locker room thought he was farting.
As a result, everyone turned their attention to Zhuoyang, Detu and Kaka.
Everyone in Real Madrid from top to bottom knows that when it comes to their personal relationship with Barcelona, only the Internacional Club, and they are the least royal emotionally. Presumably, the Internacional Club will naturally support this formation.
This is indeed the case!
But a factual idea does not mean it will become the ultimate behavioral purpose.
Seeing that everyone was waiting for him to speak, Zhuo Yang slowly cleared his throat first.
"Hmm... Humph! If we had a steelyard in the locker room, and we put all your brains on it and weighed them, I estimate that the total would not exceed three kilograms."
Casillas closed his eyes sadly.
Zhuoyang always speaks so openly, you can't do anything with him. Especially after the FIFA Golden Ball, when he said three pounds, three pounds will become the truth.
Cassie's sadness is also the sadness of others. It has only been half a year, and they have to get used to Zhuoyang's insults and contempt from time to time.
Benzema is obviously an exception because he is always full of curiosity and childishness.
"Lao Zhuo, I'm afraid your calculation is wrong. I have at least three kilograms per person, so it's not like the others are all brainless, right? How much..."
"You have four pounds!" Zhuo Yang said, "Four pounds of shit."
The locker room burst into laughter, but Benzema was not annoyed. He was still thinking about how to go on with his words, but was scolded by Ronaldo with a smile on his face, "Come on, just listen to the shit you say."
When the laughter subsided, Casillas said, "Zhuoyang, if you have any ideas, just say it directly. As a professor, you should not bully us rough guys."
Zhuo Yang said, "If you are stuck in the queue, think about it. Whether you queue up or not is actually a matter of the sentence above. Now that Lafayette is silent and allows us to choose freely, then we can be free. It's such a simple matter."
Cassie frowned, "Freedom...don't we have to come up with a unified opinion now!"
"Unification is bullshit!" Zhuo Yang said, "The higher-ups obviously don't take this seriously, why do they care about our unification?"
"Since we are allowed to make our own decisions, let's just make our own decisions. Whoever wants to queue up tomorrow can go, and whoever doesn't want to go can't go. How simple is that."
Cassie "..." What the hell is your idea?
Lord Shui, Ronaldo feels like he has a toothache.
Cassie forced herself to calm down. "Zhuoyang, don't be ridiculous. Can you still have a happy meeting?"
Zhuo Yang said, "Anyway, even if I am alone tomorrow, I will line up at the entrance to welcome Barcelona. You know, I have some old buddies over there."
Cassie's teeth also started to hurt.
"Zhuoyang, can you be more serious? You are alone... we, Real Madrid, don't want to be dignified anymore?"
Carvalho did not have a toothache. He found out strangely that when Zhuo Yang said that he would line up alone to congratulate Barcelona tomorrow, Detu, Kaká, Khedira, Ozil and Vara, who always followed Zhuo Yang's lead.
The others did not agree, but all looked at Zhuoyang's performance with smiles.
Zhuo Yang said, "Look, the team is stuck. It's very embarrassing, isn't it? Since there is no unified order from the top to queue up, there is no need for us to take this matter too seriously."
"We at Real Madrid don't really care whether we line up or not. Compared to lining up for outsiders to see, unity in the locker room is more important."
"Since everyone has different opinions and forcibly unifying will make some teammates dissatisfied, then don't go, don't even go. Real Madrid's face, Barcelona's face, nothing can be greater than the unity of the team, things are not complicated at all.
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Casillas's teeth no longer hurt, and Ronaldo and Ramos's teeth no longer hurt. A few simple words have shown that Zhuo Yang is more pure than them, and he can't accept it.
Zhuo Yang successfully pretended to be cool again. In fact, he knew very well that the Barcelona people didn't care whether Real Madrid lined up or not. What kind of bullshit gentleman can you pretend to be when you see something that you fight once?
Chapter completed!