Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 23 years old this year. This guy has a big mouth and often speaks without thinking. He is different from his former teammate, Van der Mede. Van der Mede has a broken mouth and likes to say

Ibrahimovic often squirted when facing the media, which made Raiola always wipe his butt every now and then.

Ajax is currently ranked first in the Eredivisie this season, and the league is no longer the focus of their attention. Not to mention Madiborg, it is difficult to lose one game in the German second division, two teams

The teams have turned their attention to the League Cup.

More than a week ago, the Ajax player received a routine interview after training. Because this interview is very formulaic, both reporters and players usually say some useless nonsense and clichés, but when the reporter asked about Ibrahimovic, he drooled.

Here comes.

The reporter asked Ibrahimovic what he thought of the League Cup opponent Madibor. At the beginning, the Swedes were very serious: Madibor is a strong team, they have strong offense and strong defense, and so on. The reporter had a sudden idea,

Because Ibrahimovic is the center forward, the one who will face him is Mertesak, and both of them are very young and have been very popular recently. What's more interesting is that Ibrahimovic and Mertesak are both 1.95 meters tall.

The tall and thin man is very similar in size. So the reporter asked Ibrahimovic to comment on Mertsack.

Ibrahimovic is still normal: Mertsacker is a good defender, and it will be very difficult to fight him... Suddenly, the Swedes began to get sick.

"...But, Mertsack's turn was slow, as slow as my grandpa. Hahahahahaha..."

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Most of the time a football player turns is related to height, and the big man is naturally slower than a smaller man. But Mertsack's turn is not slow. Among players of the same height as him, it is much faster, at least

It's faster than Dras. But you see who you want to compare with? The 195 cm M team deputy went to compete with the 171 cm Scar, which was a bit unreasonable. But Ibrahimovic was obviously a

The alien, his body has a very good coordination, and his turn is much faster than the average big man, even more than a lot of "small" people of 1.7 meters or 1.8 meters. Of course, you should let him compare with Scar.

Even if the cloth is equipped with a booster plug-in, it is impossible to compare. Scar is a loach, and he turns around faster than 1.3 meters.

To be honest, Ibrahimovic's turn is indeed faster than most defenders and faster than Mertesacker.

A Swedish boy's words triggered a war of words. Under the exaggeration of reporters who were afraid of the small matter, it turned into Ibrahimovic's naked ridicule and attack on Mertsak. So, the reporters all looked at Liu with their eyes shining.

How did the swordsmen fight back? The six young masters have long learned cunningly and they don’t fight with Ibrahimovic when they see moves. Football is not played with verbal kicks. But when it comes to harming people, the young masters have never been convinced.

Mertesack is a honest person: "I...who Vic is a very good player, but my grandfather doesn't care enough about him, so I am ashamed..."

Zhuo Yang: "Mr. Mertsacker, this is what you are wrong! Your grandfather left the child alone in the Netherlands and was lonely. We said that we uncles would also bring up two pounds of snacks to see the child.

…”

Mertesacker: "I blame me and I, I am too old and I am slow to turn around and my memory is slow to…"

"The baby is so pitiful. Thinking of us grandpas..., let's not talk about it... we are about to cry... this grandson..." Scar Ribery's face was distorted.

"Ciwushang feeds back, but the lamb is still kneeling down. The Swedish prince is unfilial, so he has never seen him visit his grandfather." The second brother Montolivo explained his point of view from another perspective.

"Yes, yes, you can't just blame the grandfather for being a grandfather, right? His grandson didn't do it well. We Germans say that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked..."

The butcher can return to the topic: "Can you turn quickly? It's faster than my sewing machine? Then, Pell, let your cheap grandson go and get a kid from my sewing machine."

...

After the six swordsmen suffered losses and frustrations to Amsterdam through newspapers, Ibrahimovic became popular immediately and opened his mouth to curse the streets. But before he could find the reporter and listen to his counter-scolding, Raiola called first.

Come over.

When the fat man saw this verbal battle in the newspaper, his mind felt aroused. Both sides were players under his command, and no one was a good-looking person, especially the six people in Madiburg, one was so angry that the other was so mean.

The thing a young master likes to do is to rush to stand up for his brothers. They really want to hold grudges and have a firm heart to destroy Ibrahimovic on the court. The Swedish boy really may not be able to escape. There is already a senior.

Broken Leg Demon, now there is a more ruthless "Broken Egg Demon" and "Broken Nose Demon", and I don't know when another demon will stand up.

Raiola cursed at the phone, and Ibrahimovic shrank his neck and didn't dare to talk back. After the scolding, the fat man warned Ibrahimovic: Sew your broken mouth and don't mess with those six. You spit others

Let’s just let me hear anything from the people in our own agency, especially those six, otherwise I’m not polite to you. I’m going to go back and I’m going to gather you together during the holidays and ask some sports experts to give you some advice.

Instructions, be careful that those six of them will beat you up. Don’t talk about your broken Taekwondo black belt. Can you scare me if you can scare me? Then isn’t it just a sports dance? At best, the square dance of Zhuo Yang and his country is

A realm...

Ibrahimovic agreed in disappointment, put down the phone and curled his lips. However, when facing the reporters, he said nothing, and he would not take any action without any clichés from the reporters.

Raiola quickly asked Steele to appease Zhuo Yang and others, don't take it to heart, and don't add fuel to the fire. Before the game, the fat man was still worried and flew over from Italy and took the boy.

Six people gathered together. However, we can't speak to these people as we did to Ibrahimovic.

How about it, give me some face and don’t bother with that kid. Don’t be as good as him. I have scolded him, and if I’m slandering him, I’ll slap him…

Raiola was really afraid that these six young masters would really kill each other on the court, and Ibrahimovic was planning to sell them for a large price.

Of course, the Six Swordsmen will give Fatty Fat. In fact, they didn't think about how to fight Ibrahimovic on the field. If others don't listen to a word, they will have to think about taking revenge. Isn't that too slim?

Are you tired of living? The Six Swordsmen are not so scrupulous. Just win the game, and all the trash talk becomes fart.
Chapter completed!