Chapter 48 Self-staining Off-the-ball Assists
Zhuoyang fell like a self-mutilation, as if he was broken. Shui Ye, Varane, and Carvajal instantly had black lines on their foreheads.
Lao Zhuo (brother), you have no bottom line, right? The flopping is too fake. How come your acting skills have deteriorated like this? Firstly, you are not in the penalty area, and secondly, there is no physical confrontation. Everyone is optimistic about it, but we are all leaving.
Lao Zhuo (brother) is far away. You are not calling this a fight, you are basically insulting the referee's IQ.
The three ferocious wild mastiffs, Water and Silly, were instantly stunned by Zhuoyang's poor performance. Ramos was a water dog, Varane was a bulldog, and Carvajal was really a stupid dog.
Ka Dasha stared at Zhuoyang in stunned silence, letting the football pass over his head without realizing it. He had no idea that the primary target of Zhuoyang's deception to destroy his image was actually him, just to make him take the top spot.
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The football fell at the feet of Aguero, who arrived at the right time from behind - not even above his head, a magical pass. Akun, who was alone and unattended, unloaded the ball with his left foot, followed by a volley with his right foot, with coherent movements.
Extremely.
Nat Navas was the fourth dog, and he was also taken aback by Zhuo Yang's exaggeration. Akun's shot did not even have time to startle him a second time.
No matter who the godfather is, he is not his biological mother. He can control her for a while but not for the rest of her life. So, Na's father broke up and was cheated.
1:1, Aguero scored the first goal in the history of Manchester City's Champions League final.
Kun rushed over to hug Zhuoyang after the ball was thrown, and buried his head in his arms with his head still scratched, and then he couldn't wait to run to the sidelines to celebrate wildly.
The three Shuiwa fools took off their dog skins and returned to their human form. They looked at Zhuo Yang with resentment: Lao Zhuo (brother), you are really... your conspiracy has been played out. Don't you think it's embarrassing?
It's really embarrassing, especially with Zhuo Yang's current god-like figure, he almost looks like a dog. However, scoring a goal is the most important thing.
Shui Wa foolishly placed his hope on the referee, the German golden whistle Bruch, and looked at him eagerly, hoping that he could find fault with the embarrassing Zhuo Yang.
Mr. Felix Bruchy was slightly confused in the wind: What the hell are you looking at me for? Doesn’t the rule say that people are not allowed to fall? Zhuo Yang doesn’t intend to take a penalty kick, and he doesn’t intend to hurt others. He does it himself.
What can I do if I am embarrassed? Tell me, is there any essential difference between this action and a fake shot, a real pass, or a cross-leg missed ball?
In October 2013, there was a scene at a Bundesliga match that has been widely circulated to this day, and fans of a certain rank have an impression of it.
At that time, Leverkusen played away against Huocun. In the second half, Kiesling's shot hit the side net. However, due to a problem with the net, the ball entered the goal from outside the net. Just when Kiesling was regretting it, the referee ruled that the goal was valid. This
It's the famous 'ghost goal' mystery.
The referee at that time was none other than Bruchy today. It is worth mentioning that Bruchy has a doctorate in law, which is quite impressive.
Zhuoyang's self-destructive action is unprecedented, at least in the history of the Champions League. It's okay for him to be thick-skinned, but after seeing Bruchy's embarrassment, he felt that he had to find some appropriate excuse.
"Then what... I had a stomachache just now, and my intestines cramped and I suddenly wanted to poop."
Shui Wa Silly: "..."
Bruchy was relieved: "Oh~~~, hold on a little longer, it will be halftime soon." He was very pleasant.
The main offensive statistics belong to Ding Ding, and the goal belongs to A Kun. Zhuo Yang is just a funny performance, but it is a self-destructive off-ball assist that does not hesitate to ruin the reputation. Given time, Ding Ding and A Kun may be blurred by the years, but Zhuo Yang
Yang's operation is impossible and will definitely be remembered in the history of the Champions League.
Cheap and coquettish, one of a kind.
The first half of the game ended with the score 1:1. Zhuo Yang did not go to the toilet during the intermission.
Guardiola and Zidane both played their own things in this 45 minutes. Manchester City has the advantage in ball possession data with its passing and control tactics. Although Real Madrid retreated, their highly layered zone defense was completely different from the conservative one.
Set up the bus.
When Zidane was playing football, he suffered from "thalassemia", which is known as an incurable disease. As a result, his physical condition has been poor throughout his playing days. He hung up his boots and retired at the age of 34. In fact, there is a big reason for this.
Perhaps because of this, although he is very restrained in coaching and not as flamboyant as Kong Erlingzi or Simeone, he still attaches great importance to the team's physical fitness, no less than other new-generation coaches, or even more.
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Before the start of the 2016-17 season, Zidane hired Italian Antonio Pintus, a well-known physical coach in European football, from Lyon to Real Madrid to assist him. The 55-year-old Pintus is quite impressive and combines physical training with football.
He is highly respected and has created the mainstream training methods in today's European football. He is a leading figure in the physical fitness industry.
Therefore, Real Madrid has a great advantage in terms of physical reserves this season, especially at the end of the season. Atletico Madrid in the Champions League semi-finals and Barcelona in La Liga were essentially exhausted by Real Madrid's physical energy.
After a simple intermission, when Zhuo Yang walked out, he met Carlos Casemiro.
Real Madrid's classic 13-14 season, Fat Tiger played soy sauce behind Detu, He Lian, and A Kuan for a year, and then was loaned to Bordeaux in the Portuguese Super League. Later, He Lian left, De Tu also left, and the leveling was successful.
The fat tiger came back. In order to get Porto to abandon the rent-to-buy agreement, Real Madrid paid 7.5 million instead.
Especially since this season, Fat Tiger, Magic Flute, and Akuan have formed Zidane's "ceremonial three midfielders" and have also occupied the main defensive midfielder position in the Brazilian national team.
Fat Tiger's personal ability to stick to people is not his strong point, but his ability to supplement the zone defense, block the opponent's passing route, and grasp the timing of squatting in front of his own central defender are all very commendable.
Feiniao is a defensive midfielder who has been completely Europeanized, while Fat Tiger is a defensive midfielder who combines South American and European skills very well. He is more advanced. The 25-year-old Fat Tiger is at the peak of his career.
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It is said that Zidane will give Fat Tiger a small notebook in every game, which contains the tasks he has to complete. There are only three lines in the notebook: 1. Target the opponent's core; 2. Take a long shot; 3. Get one
Yellow card.
Fat Tiger is very accomplished in long-range shooting. After all, this is the standard configuration of an excellent defensive midfielder. However, his ability to stick to people is not very strong, so sometimes he has to fight one-on-one. If he moves too much, he will get a yellow card.
It is inevitable.
When Fat Tiger first came to Real Madrid, he spent two seasons with the second team Castilla. Kaká was still there at that time. After all, they were all in the sports city and they were all Brazilians. The little kid really liked to suck up to Kaká.
Together with Marcelo and Zhuo Yang, it looks like a small Brazilian gang.
In the passage, Zhuo Yang put his arms around Casemiro's shoulders affectionately: "Fat Tiger, it's a big occasion, be careful not to get hit again today."
"Brother Zhuo, I just take it as a good word, haha."
In last year's Champions League final, Fat Tiger received a yellow card, and a set kick was awarded that led to Carrasco's goal. And if Clattenburg hadn't been merciful, Fat Tiger wouldn't have been able to play the entire game and would have been dismissed long ago.
Real Madrid's starting lineup today, compared to a year ago, only changed two people, Isco and Bale, Varane and Pepe, the fat tiger is still the same, and the defensive actions in the game are also great.
Chapter completed!