Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou returned to Europe. At the end of June, they went to Italy.

Venice is the most famous water city and bridge city in the world. The city has a total of 177 rivers and 378 bridges - some say more than 200 and more than 400 bridges. The rivers and bridges cut Venice into 118 small islands and then connect them.

Therefore, rather than saying that Venice is a land city, it is better to say that it is a puzzle piece floating on the sea.

From a geological structure point of view, Venice and Italy belong to the African plate. Africa and Europe squeeze each other to form the Alps in northern Italy. The squeeze between the plates has not stopped. As a result, Mount Everest between India and Asia grows one centimeter every year, while Venice grows every year.

sink one centimeter.

Most of the city's ground is less than one meter above sea level. In fact, if the city's 79 floating sluices were not in operation at any time, a random wave would have completely submerged Venice.

Due to the characteristics of the city, Venice is the only city in the world without cars. All transportation relies on small boats on the water. This thing looks beautiful and romantic, but if you live here all year round, it is impossible to maintain the speed of a modern city.

Rhythm of life.

Have you ever seen a traffic jam or a boat jam? Compared with cars, boats are the most efficient means of transportation. It is better to walk on two legs.

Because of this, coupled with the horrifyingly high prices and housing prices brought about by the bustling tourism industry, survival is difficult. Now, the local population in Venice is less than 70,000, and it is still declining, and young people have fled.

Beautiful Venice is a city that is dying, both geologically and functionally.

In November 2009, Venice residents held a famous funeral for the city, with 70,000 people in the city mourning it.

But the sadness of Venetians has nothing to do with people from other parts of the world. More than 22 million people still come here to travel here every year. Compared to its population of less than 70,000, this is a very astonishing number.

Some young people with many literary talents will rent a room in Venice for a year and a half. After spending all their money, they will leave melancholy with rheumatoid arthritis. They will never go to a city by the water for the rest of their lives. They will miss the sea when they see it.

Alas, desert grasslands have become my favorite.

There are also some idiots who insist on holding their wedding in this city of death in a whimsical way. For example, Bastian Schweinsteiger and Ana Ivanovic.

It’s not surprising that a German and a Serbian went to Italy to hold a wedding. Is it strange that a Sichuanese and a Shandongese got married in Shanghai? In a few days, there will be a Dutchman and a Frenchman.

Getting married in Spain.

Speaking of which, Xiaozhu and his sister-in-law Ana have been in love for more than three years, and getting married is indeed a natural thing. However, the Six Musketeers brothers, especially Zhuo Yang, are still getting used to it. After all, during those seven years, it seems that

Beside Piggy stood pink Sarah Brandner.

Today, Sarah also has a new boyfriend, who is a minor movie star in their fashion circle. However, whenever the media mentions her, they still say "Schweinsteiger's ex-girlfriend."

Tennis beauty Ana Ivanovic, the former world number one in women's singles, was very dissatisfied. She strongly protested against the Six Musketeers calling her "pig sister-in-law". But the protest was ineffective, and her mouth grew on the faces of Zhuo Yang's brothers.

Sister-in-law Pig continued to scream affectionately one by one.

Sister-in-law Washiba, Grandma Wu Stange, Second Sister-in-law Deping, and Sister-in-law Winola didn't express any opinions. Is it great to know how to play tennis? You can also call Kou Kou "Sister Zhuo".

Sister-in-law Zhu was about to cry but had no tears, so she had no choice but to accept this title that was full of treasures. It was only God's fault that the ancestor of the Xiaozhu family had a bad surname other than 'Schwein-Pig'.

The guests at the wedding were basically from the football and tennis circles. Needless to say, Piggy’s side included her best friend Andy Murray and her ex-boyfriend, the Spanish tennis star Fernando Verdasco.

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Piggy was far behind, he didn't invite Sarah.

The wedding was held at the San Giacomo Church. Walking out of the church was the Rialto Bridge, the most famous of the three or four hundred bridges in Venice. It is a landmark building in Venice.

It's not unusual for a little pig to be mentally ill, but Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou despise Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou when Sister Zhu also accompanies him.

After the church ceremony, Piggy cleared the Rialto Bridge. He and Sister-in-law Pig put on their wedding clothes and staged an inexplicable show on the bridge.

The male pig opened his arms and chased after him, while the female pig ran in front carrying the wedding dress. After chasing and running to the center of the bridge, the female pig suddenly looked back, while the male pig stared affectionately, knelt down on one knee and muttered something.

Then the two kissed passionately, as if they were trying to snatch the chewed pork trotters from each other's mouth.

Next, the two pigs held hands and looked at the river and the garbage floating on the river, and together they recited a sonnet that eulogized love passionately and passionately.

As long as the boars and sows are not embarrassed, the only ones who are embarrassed are the guests.

Holding back the black lines hanging on his forehead, all the guests clapped and said okay, okay. Only the poet Meng Er Ge saw that someone dared to show off and recite poetry in front of him, and he really wanted to take off his shoes and throw them at him.

Grandpa Mo was an honest man, and he told the truth in one sentence: "If I hadn't had cerebral thrombosis for ten years, I wouldn't have thought of such a job."

Scar realized something and said, "Old lady, after they finish playing, I and I will go play too. You and I will compete to see who can spit far into the river."

"Shame on you!" Washiba, the scarred sister-in-law, slapped him and almost pulled out his nosebleed on the spot. As a result, all the celebrity guests were even more embarrassed.

In order to resolve the embarrassment, Zhuo Yang said loudly: "In fact, the program can be richer and bolder. For example, the bride and groom will have a live bridge earthquake."

Even Detu, a tough guy with nuclear bombs, couldn't withstand the ferocity of Zhuo Yang's words. The goose bumps on his bald head formed dense beads of cold sweat under the bright sun.

Zhuo Yang was pinched by Kou Kou's arm until his lips twisted into a grin.

Fortunately, Zhuo Yang's words were not heard by the newlyweds, otherwise the two crazy couple might have been really brave and their reputation would have been immortalized forever.

After reciting the poem, the pig and the pig sister-in-law continued to act like monsters. The band with strings and instruments came on stage, and the two pigs danced gracefully while playing, playing, and singing.

It was a pity that the sky was not beautiful, and a gust of wind blew from the river, which made it difficult for others to hear what the band was playing, and caused Mrs. Pig's wedding dress to flip up and almost leak at the bottom.

However, the way the piggy shyly pouted and covered her skirt was very beautiful, very Monroe-like. This scene was captured by the media at the scene. The gray-haired little pig looked very happy and looked very much like a pervert.

A series of nonsensical and lame performances finally came to an end, and Piggy took Sister Pig and ran onto the boat.

Brothers shouted from the shore: "Where are you going?"

"Go to Erxian Bridge."

"How to go?"

"Take Chenghua Avenue."
Chapter completed!