Chapter 495 Manchester City Kidney Deficiency Pig Kidney
Zhuo Yang always thinks that Raheem Sterling can be a philosopher if she doesn't play football. Although the English grammar of this product has been at the fourth grade level since she dropped out of school, and she shouldn't have heard of Bacon, Hume or S.
Pennser.
Last year, Sterling asked to make everyone calm down and ask: Will maggots grow after they die?
Today, Sterling once again said something amazing: If a pig has kidney deficiency, will it still be nourished by eating its waist?
The teammates were silent again, and then looked at the Frenchman Derbych together, and he regretted squeezing his face hard, and his mouth was so shattered.
At the beginning, everyone was competing for handsome men, from the Qizhou and Wuyang. This comparison gradually became a bit like winning glory for the country. No one was to be outdone. Only Kompani cursed and quit the group chat.
But the change in topics between men is very fantastic, from bragging for no reason to become flattering each other. Including Zhuo Yang, everyone flatters each other as beautiful as a fairy as a dog, and they are all humble in themselves as a third in the world.
All of them are immersed in the happiness of their appearance.
Derbixi, who has a long face, just said modestly when Zhuo Yang praised him for "face is like a white horse": Wherever he is, in his old hometown, the villagers all say that I have a pig's waist, hahaha...
As a result, the warm atmosphere of the family was swept away by Sterling's "pig kidney deficiency" and the flattery could not continue. Kompany, who was hiding in the toilet, finally stopped vomiting.
Sterling was in a straight line charge on the court, but his brain nerves were probably all with sharp turns, otherwise it would be impossible to explain where the cliff-jumping logical thinking and fault-like happiness came from.
Sterling is always happy. Even when he is a substitute, he sits on the bench and he is happy. At least on the surface, his smile is very gentle.
Manchester City's five-member forward trident, Zhuo Yang doesn't need to excel. Aguero, Jesus and Sterling take turns to excel in the new season. Even Sane eliminated West Brom 3:1 three days ago
He was named the best on the spot in the 1/16 game, but by contrast, Sterling fell to the end.
Leroy Sane was named the best on the spot. His second goal helped Manchester City eliminate the unreasonable Hawthorn Legion in the sudden adversity, although the second goal was under the threat of Zhuo Yang.
Only then did he bravely make the breakthrough.
But Sane doesn't like this. After the game, Zhuo Yang smiled and hugged him and said, "Brother is having fun with you." Sane smiled bitterly and said, "Old Zhuo, you really don't need to do this. I'll be ready to enter anytime during the game.
If the ball can be entered, I will naturally enter."
Zhuo Yang said, "Brother knows, it's a good thing." But he didn't agree with it: I have seen many bastards like you. If you don't scare you at critical moments, you won't know how to work hard.
The five tiger generals on the front line only talk about spiritual energy, Sane can rank second, second only to Zhuo Yang. But in terms of bloodiness and courage in the game, he can only be the last one.
Sane is not soft, but noble, not fake and noble, but noble in his football style. He likes to crush his strength step by step, and is not his strength to disrupt the battle and become a bandit.
However, the same rice raises a hundred people, and everyone plays football differently. There is no need to ask everyone to be the same. Sane's nobleness is harmless, let him go.
Three days after eliminating West Brom last year, Manchester City ushered in the 6th round of the Premier League with Crystal Palace at home.
Manchester City likes Crystal Palace. Last season, including one FA Cup, won all three games, and two of them were big wins, 6:0 and 7:0.
Crystal Palace ranked 14th in the Premier League last season, but they completed their relegation earlier. However, several collapse-style defeats made it difficult for the old coach Hodgson to accept. In the new season, he focused on strengthening the defense line, and all three major signings were
It's the defender.
Among them, Siouxford Mensa was loaned from Manchester United, who was a full-back. He bought Ridwald from Ajax for £8 million and introduced French central defender Mamadu Sarco from Liverpool for 24 million.
Sarco, 27, is actually quite strong. He comes from the Paris Saint-German youth training. After joining the Red Army in 2013, he has always been an important member of the defense line and can even be called the Iron Gate.
However, this product's emotional intelligence is urgent, and he does things that are contrary to the current environment. For example, Uncle Zha is making tauntful words with a dark face, but he goes up like a real son and is just kidding.
Uncle Zha ordered everyone to report on time before the season training camp, only Sako came that night; Uncle Zha asked the whole team to wear uniforms, only Sako wore minks. Let's put it this way, this guy is Balotelli in the back line.
Some can tolerate it, but some can't.
Uncle Zha asked Sarco to make a decisive move on the defense line, and to find Detu and Henderson to send close distances, and not to watch the long pass that was unknown after watching the stars for a long time.
As a result, Sarko directly ran to Uncle Zha on social media, saying that he didn't understand football at all.
This is too much. Uncle Zha is so petty, saying that he doesn't understand football is equivalent to saying that he is impotence and his son is happy to be a father. So, Sako, who was quite awesome the previous season, was transferred to u23 last season.
He didn't play a Liverpool first-team match. In January this year, he was loaned to Crystal Palace and sold it in the summer.
During the half-time season on loan, Sarco was depressed at Crystal Palace for a while, but then he made great contributions to the team's early relegation. Otherwise, Crystal Palace would not have bought him out for a large price. 24 million yuan
The pound is not low.
Guardiola struggled to find the central defender in the summer, so she also became interested in Sacco. It should be more reliable than Mangala when she got it back and was a substitute. As a result, Zhuo Yang rolled his eyes: You are a fool who doesn't deal with Uncle Scrap.
Did I get Manchester City to make me beat my teammates?
"You have to think about it. This stupid guy doesn't recognize his relatives when he fights the coach. If you buy him, you must have the determination and perseverance to treat him as Leo."
"Oh, he's still Leo, why don't he be Zhuo Yang?" Guardiola said with a big mouth and the matter was given up.
I don’t like it, but Sarco is indeed a good central defender when he is not sick, just like Balotelli who is not sick can make Boss Mei stunned.
In today's game, Sacco led the Crystal Palace defense line to the first half of the away game, allowing Zhuo Yang Aguerosane, Febird Dintin Silva, Trident and Iron Triangle to attack in 40 minutes, but they had no choice.
It doesn't matter if you can't attack for the time being. There is still the second half, but now the most valuable defender, Mendy, is injured and will be detrimental to the point of failure.
Mendy was injured, not Sarco. When he fought with Crystal Palace midfielder Andros Townsend in the 27th minute, the two people's knees collided hard. As a result, Townsend was just a two-step lame.
Mendy's knees swollen into steamed buns on the spot, and Guardiola quickly replaced him with Danilo.
The old injured man Kompany's calf was sore during training and was already on the injury list. If Mendy stops injury again, Manchester City, which has a lot of firepower in the middle and front court, will start to find trouble in the back line.
Chapter completed!