Chapter 594 Leicester City takes a pee
In the 26th minute of the first half, when the B-seat received the ball from the midfielder Gundogan reached the top of the arc and scored with a calm shot in the face of the attacking goalkeeper Hamer - the wicket led to the goal. Zhuo Yang was even more convinced that he would not use it today.
Appeared.
Manchester City's substitute lineup faced Leicester City's semi-main force away from home and did not have an advantage. Except for the fact that the ball possession rate was still 57%: 43% since ancient times, it even fell slightly behind in other aspects.
Five minutes earlier, Maguire hit the crossbar from a corner kick.
However, the disadvantage was only a little bit. Seat B also missed an almost empty goal before scoring.
It is absolutely impossible for Leicester City to miss Manchester City. The Blue Fox does not have this ability. The score was ahead just after half the time of the first half, and the game fell into the shameless passing and control style that Manchester City is good at.
At the end of the first half, the score was still Manchester City 1:0, but the ball possession rate had increased to 60%.
In the locker room, Zhuo Yang drank a lot of water because in the first half he and Ederson were sitting on the bench bragging, which not only made Delph next to him's brain hurt, but also made him feel thirsty.
At the beginning of the second half, old Manchester City players Iheanacho and Shinji Okazaki broke into the penalty area and attacked the goal with a very threatening kick. Fortunately, Bravo, who had been holding back too much, was in good condition and saved the ball with the domineering power of a giant roc.
go out.
Iheanacho is also holding back. He performed much better today than when the two sides met in the Premier League a month ago. He is a threat on the front line in this game and is more valuable than Shinji Okazaki.
He was about to be kicked out by his former boss. This was the biggest grudge in football. Iheanacho had been sharpening the knife in his heart three days ago.
However, the old coach Pierre lived a romantic life in France in vain, but he was obviously a person who did not understand the style. He made Iheanacho sad that his ambition was unfulfilled.
In the 57th minute, the score remained unchanged, with top striker Vardy coming on to replace Iheanacho.
Mr. Pierre obviously had an idea, and he replaced Albrighton with two at a time. Mahrez also replaced Albrighton.
Vardy and Mahrez are undoubtedly the top two stars of Leicester City. It is still open to debate who is first and who is second, but the appearance of these two players immediately increased the pressure on Manchester City's substitutes.
Zhuo Yang looked at Guardiola, but Lao Gua remained as steady as the Alps, and there was no trace of concern about the outcome from his expression. So Zhuo Yang continued to find people to bullshit, and kept hydrating while doing so.
He can drink better than others playing games on it.
Although the defense is a little more messy than before, Manchester City is still unambiguous, and the front end can still create murderous opportunities.
In the 67th minute, Danilo intercepted Shinji Okazaki in the midfield. After the ball was distributed, Gundogan made a pass from the frontcourt, and Jesus made a high-speed diagonal pass. It was a pity that it was a little late, and it was also the fault of the 30-year-old goalkeeper Hamer.
The sword never grows old and strikes very quickly.
Jesus and Hammer were fighting each other like sparks colliding with each other. Although Jesus' balls were soft, he was hard in other places. Hammer kneaded him for a long time before he stood up, and the game was interrupted for three minutes.
It was almost 80 minutes before Zhuo Yang felt that he was holding back his urine. After drinking so much water and not sweating on the court, the stuff could only be stored in the urine bubble along the pipe.
If you hold it back longer, it should be almost the same until the end of the game.
In the 81st minute, Mahrez broke through Zinchenko from the right and passed in. Vardy and Mangala started an aerial battle.
Both of them made small moves, but Mangala obviously suffered a disadvantage. His nose hit Vardy's shoulder and blood spurted out.
After the conflict and treatment for Mangala, the game was suspended for more than four minutes. Zhuoyang began to doubt whether he could hold on until the end of the game.
Mangala's nosebleed couldn't be stopped in a hurry. Guardiola played a dazzling game. He didn't use Zhuo Yang or Delph, but asked 19-year-old Demeko Duhani to test his courage.
When the regular 90-minute time was almost up, the fourth referee Atwell gave 8 minutes of extra time. Zhuo Yang was so stifled that he trembled with urine.
Coach Pierre replaced Chilwell, who played as a full-back today, with attacking midfielder Demarre Gray.
Leicester City's attack was very fierce. Guardiola was so ambitious, or maybe he was distracted, that he substituted two people in a row in stoppage time. 19-year-old German forward Lucas Nmecha replaced the 18-year-old Di
Yas, 18-year-old Nigerian midfielder Tom Dele-Bashiru replaced 17-year-old Foden.
Zhuo Yang was already looking at the empty bottle and coat in his hand. The coat could cover it, and there was no problem with the capacity of the bottles. One was not enough and there were two, but the caliber was obviously a bit smaller.
It spreads everywhere, and it won't be good if you get it on your hands.
On the 906th day of the game, the score was still Manchester City 1:0. But Zhuo Yang couldn't do it anymore. He felt like he was about to float because he was so suffocated.
Without telling anyone, Zhuoyang walked around from behind the bench and went straight to the locker room. Before entering the tunnel, he tried his best to control his trembling legs and took a square step. Once he entered, he immediately turned into a trot with his legs between his legs.
He almost smashed the bathroom door of the visiting team's dressing room at the King Power Stadium.
After a long soak of urine, Zhuo Yang raised his head and closed his eyes, listening to the sweet sound of water. There is no happiness in life better than this.
He felt like he had been peeing for a century, as if his soul had been peeed out with him, and he felt an endless sense of emptiness after peeing.
Zhuoyang didn't plan to go out anymore, so he waited in the lonely locker room for his teammates to make a triumphant return.
five minutes...
Ten minutes...
Not a single ghost has come back. What's going on?
By the time he walked out of the tunnel again, the first half of overtime was almost over.
Guardiola's face was blue. "Why did you go?"
"Pee."
"Oh shit, you've been pissing for a century?"
"Yes."
"Stop saying anything, ancestor, and warm up quickly."
"What did you do, it turned into overtime as soon as I peed?"
Guardiola looked at him sadly and said nothing.
In the 907th minute of the game, at the same moment when Zhuoyang knocked open the bathroom door, DeMarre Gray dribbled the ball from the waist into the penalty area, but was knocked down from behind by Duhani. The Madley referee awarded a buzzer-beating penalty kick.
Guardiola turned his head to look for Zhuo Yang, wanting him to run behind the door and open a plug-in for Bravo, but found that he was missing and disappeared quietly into the noisy stadium.
Vardy hit the penalty, 1:1, and Leicester City dragged the game into overtime at the last moment.
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Zhuo Yang ran on the sidelines with his legs high to warm himself up, and suddenly felt that the scene was very familiar.
Two months ago, in the League Cup 1/8 match with Wolves, the score was 0:0 at 90 minutes and 120. Lao Gua replaced Zhuo Yang in the 116th minute of the second half of overtime and used the 'penalty bug' to directly obliterate the Wolves.
Team.
It seems to be the case today.
The Blue Fox fans at the King Power Stadium thought about it, so they booed overwhelmingly.
Leicester City players and coaches also thought about it, so they attacked desperately and attacked like a tide. Pierre even replaced Austrian center back Dragovich with Argentinian forward Leonardo Ulloa.
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It's all over, whoever takes the penalty kick is the dog.
But just like soaking in urine, what is supposed to come will still come.
The tall leg raised on the sidelines greatly encouraged the Manchester City teammates. Everyone worked together to hold on to the goal until the 117th minute, when Zhuo Yang replaced Zinchenko.
According to the rules of the League Cup, there is an extra fourth substitution in overtime. In the last round, Zhuo Yang of the Wolves team also used an 'additional four substitution'.
If you want to do it, do it absolutely. When Zhuo Yang came up, he drove Duhani, the culprit of the accident, to the wing. He and Adarabioyo personally guarded the central defender. If he didn't attack, he would take a penalty kick.
Ten years ago at Milanello, Zhuoyang was the most favored center back successor by the two old gods Baresi and Maldini, although they were just dreaming.
In fact, it doesn't matter how impregnable Zhuoyang is. He was already distracted as soon as he came to Leicester City. Counting the stoppage time, nothing happened in four minutes and he reached the end.
Penalty kicks still use the abba system. The order of registration for Manchester City is: Zhuoyang, Gundogan, Debich, seat B, Jesus, who goes first.
Leicester City took the penalty first, and the first one they took out was the 32-year-old Austrian left back Christian Vouchs.
Why didn't Vardy and Mahrez take the lead? At least Fuchs's courage is admirable.
But courage alone is obviously not enough. Facing the shameless "penalty bug", luck is the more important factor, and Vouchs is a bit behind in this aspect.
His volley set up Bravo's perfect side dive.
Then Zhuoyang and Gundogan both pushed Hammer's lower right corner. Ben Hammer was unfortunate, he pounced on the left side both times.
Leicester City×○○○○:Man City√√○○○
Vardy came out and he couldn't hide. Didn't he score a penalty at the buzzer just now?
Vardy's shot was tricky enough, and Bravo had to throw himself on his head to get a little touch, but it was enough for the football to miss the post.
Next up was Mahrez, who swallowed a few times before kicking.
He was gambling, but his gambling was very unskilled. He fired an angry shot to the middle. Bravo squatted down and caught the blow with his stomach.
Leicester City×××○○:Man City√√○○○
Everyone knows that Zhuoyang's "penalty bug" is unreasonable, but it has never been as exaggerated as it is today. Two months ago, the Wolves lost 1:4, but they still scored one.
Debuchy, who was Manchester City's third player on the pitch, kicked a very relaxed spoon and ended the game directly.
Leicester City×××○○:Man City√√√○○
Manchester City made three free throws and Leicester City missed three free throws. After 1:1, the score was 3:0.
Chapter completed!