Happy New Year ... Fart! Guardiola is about to die.

The terrible dense schedule, the Knipani injury, the hot Susus, the internal injury of Debura, the three lines are neatly neat.

Last year, that is, two days ago with the Crystal Palace, Jesus and Tintin have been injured and left the field. Post -match diagnosis and examination. Because of the excessive external turn of the left knee, the knee ligament was strained and needed to rest for two months.

Ding Ding's situation was slightly better. He just lost his shoulders after falling, and there was a little mild brain shock. He should jump alive within a month.

David Silva was still taking care of his family. He called and asked if he wanted to come back to Qin King. Guardiola gritted his teeth and said forget it.

Mendi has no hope this season. Stone is not yet good. The embarrassment of personnel is still on the back line.

In the 22nd round, the opponent Waterford should not be a strong team, and when he was in the 5th round of Manchester City, he lost a shocking 0: 7 at home.

However, after the unusual Malco Silva's half -season training, the Premier League Big Hornets ranked 10th in 21 rounds, which was much higher than the Newcastle and Crystal Palace in Manchester City before.

The back line was withered, Guardiola could only continue to make the Tueston go to make a guest appearance, and formed a 'double dwarf' central defender combination with Otamendi, left and right Delph and Walker.

It ’s all like this and do n’t let me start? Managera was unhappy to sit on the bench. Guardiola also knew that he was unhappy.

The midfielder is undoubtedly the banner of Jingduo, and Derbychi appears. Two days ago, the performance of B performed very mediocre. Lao Gua was ingenious today.

Zhuo Yang and Stelin, who debuted two days ago, started today. Coupled with Aguero, the trident is quite wow.

After a New Year, Starlin has a new brain hole. Things have to start with Aguero.

'New Year's Eve' in the evening, the media took a single dog Aguero and a Latin woman outside a hotel in Manchester. The next morning, they took the two people out of the hotel together.

It is a omitted 10,000 words here.

This is not much. Aguero is a bachelor. No one said three. But the eye -catching place is that the woman looks quite old.

It is normal for age. In the years, football has been popular in love and forgotten the year. But this sister is very fat. Almost two Aguero is as strong. This seems to be greasy.

The British paparazzi was omnipresent, and the media quickly found it. In a day, I found the details of the fat sister. However, the fat sister and Aguero himself denied the scandal, saying that the two were just ordinary friends.

As long as you do not admit death, it is pure friendship.

This is not important. It is more important to have fun caused by 90 kg of 90 kg.

In the locker room, the teammates asked Aguero's feelings and reading comprehension with great interest. Looking at the appearance of A Kun's anxiety, even Zhuo Yang couldn't get angry.

I like you who do n’t admit it, but it ’s boring to admit it.

In the laughter, Stelin fell into contemplation, and then he asked Aguero a soul to ask.

"Brother Kun, 38 -year -old 90 kg, ... why don't you change to two girls aged 19 years old and 45 kg?"

The dressing room was suddenly like a bomb. Everyone was crooked, and there were not a few people who fell on the seats.

Aguero was stupid, he didn't know that he should have a dialogue with Sterling.

At this moment, Xueba appeared, and Derbyi held a chair to stand up.

At that time, there was a style of study in Madibao. Everyone took the degree of study and academic qualifications. Derbychi also signed up for a business management correspondence class and mixed an undergraduate diploma early.

In England, which is generally unsuccessful, Professor Zhuo Yang mentioned another party, and Derbyh is also a presence of quite a fighter.

Derbi said: "Ah Tie, you're wrong. According to energy and quality, a 38 -year -old 90 kg woman is not a girl who is 19 years old and 45 kg."

Sterling looked at Derbych, and three black question marks were hung on his forehead. 38,19,90,45, and the four numbers just sneaked over with a mobile phone calculator.

"You see, a 38 -year -old 90 kg woman, if you exchange the equal amount, change the weight first, should be equal to two women with 38 -year -old 45 kg."

"Change the age, one 38 to two years old. In other words, a 38 -year -old 90 kg can be changed to four 19 -year -old 45 kg."

The locker rooms are crowded, and everyone can't help worshiping truth.

There are a lot of not understanding, but a fat can change four small thinness. Stirlin understands, but he can't believe it is such a cheap thing.

"Dad, is Matthew, right?"

Zhuo Yang nodded while laughing: "Yes, it's right. The calculation is very simple, only compulsory education will not be wrong."

"What is compulsory education ... Brother Kun, I fuck you posted, four girls a night ..."

Sterling's excited eyes flashed with extremely sensual light, and he could see that he was really happy for Aguero.

Aguero wanted to die, and wanted to explode in the locker room with these rotten people. At the same time, he also felt deeply sorry for Ms. Olena Montes, a business consultant.

The Waterfords do not understand why Manchester City players laughed today. Is it very happy because of the New Year? Manchester City Club has a year -end award?

Sterling not only has a deep brain soul, but also has a good football.

His technology is difficult to save in Zhuo Yang, but the running position has improved significantly.

The first attack on the opening, Jingduo Midfield was obliquely scored, Derbych turned around and stuffed the ribs.

Zhuo Yangshun went down, leaving the ball to avoid the Dutch defender Dalier Dalier, and then bottomed down.

Eye View Sixth Road. But if you can see the road, you have to have your own talents on the road.

In front of the bottom line, the goal was swept away, and the toes of Yang Matt, Mora Wag and Kabosale, as well as goalkeeper Realo Gomez.

The football came to the back of the backdoor, and Stelin suddenly came out of the foot, 1: 0.

In 38 seconds, the happy Sterling scored the fastest goal in the Premier League this season.

In the process of scoring, the most coquettish is undoubtedly Zhuo Yang's breakthroughs and the spread of evil.

But Sterling's evil charm running position is also very important. Only he can appear in a place where defense is completely unexpected, which explain the problem.

Generally, fans watch the scene or live broadcast, and they will be intoxicated by Zhuo Yang's performance. Coaches and experts will also see Sterling's wonderfulness. He is not as simple as opening his mouth to pick up cakes.

First of all, we must believe that Zhuo Yang can predict his running line, and you can see it. Starlin is obviously convinced by Zhuo Yang.

"Yes, now I know that I have to play a ball." I praised Zhuo Yang.

You guess how Stelin answered.

"Four, four! Four girls who are 19 years old and 45 kg, I will be excited if I think about it."
Chapter completed!