"Fake news, total fake news." Zhuo Yang said: "What ligament collateral ligament? I just sprained it. It hurt a little at that time, and it was fine soon after the fate. You media people, don't listen to the wind and rain.

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"I returned to China because my dad said he had prepared soup buns. You know, I devoted all my time to football and piano,... No, this is what I should do, after all, I am with

It's different. But I miss home."

"When it comes to soup dumplings, it's really a waste of time. Whether it's crab roe, shrimp paste, beef, mutton, chicken, pork, and even pure vegetables are so charming."

"You don't understand. There are some specialties in eating this soup dumpling. Using a knife and fork is a waste of things, and it must be chopsticks."

"First use chopsticks to hold the folds on it and lift it up gently. Be careful not to use force, otherwise it will be broken or leaked, which means your hands do not have the ability to take care of themselves."

"Then take a small bite on the side of the bun, and it should also be light, as light as a kiss. It's not French, but the kind of kissing the face."

"Catch the soup flowing out of the bun with a spoon. Of course, the spoon is on the other hand. You must figure it out, don't make a fool of yourself."

"Pick up the soup, wait a little while for the hot steam in the bun to dissipate, then put it in your mouth to let the taste buds enjoy the pleasure."

"Finally, drink the soup in the spoon by sucking, so that the aroma of the ingredients can be felt in the mouth and nose."

"In our China, the soup dumpling is divided into seven major schools..."

A group of European football reporters were inexplicably turned into food media practitioners by Zhuo Yang. They were confused and felt that Zhuo Yang was foolish.

Because he didn't want to explain more, he didn't want to be regarded as a monster - although he was, Zhuo Yangya denies that his collateral ligament had been injured, and some powerful media have bought MRI films from the St. Mary's Memorial Hospital in Madrid.

I will never admit it.

Anyway, as long as I don’t admit it, the person who should explain it is a doctor. In this way, the experts who diagnosed him that day had the truth but could not justify it, so they simply said that Zhuo Yang was not actually injured.

Guardiola, who had been worried, forced Zhuo Yang to do another inspection after the game, but naturally there was nothing, so the Manchester City club was relieved.

The club doesn’t care about metaphysics, as long as Zhuo Yang is fine, it can do whatever it takes.

The whole world is full of question marks. Manchester City Club took out the new film, and the media is still half-believing, but there are fewer people who break the casserole.

As for Zhuo Yang snatching the young player Dias' goal in order to complete a hat trick, no one in the media is interested. Which one is more qualified to score a goal? Is there any need to ask?

Who has the news hegemony in Manchester City? Do you still need to ask?

Missing Manchester City's first goal, where is Dias' grievance going? Do you still need to ask? It's a blessing to hold it in.

At the press conference, after tearing the soup dumplings, Zhuo Yang proposed new considerations about hat tricks to the media.

The Premier League nine hoodies were awesome, and Zhuo Yang suspected that the interrupted 14 hoodies were interrupted.

"I think your media's algorithm is wrong. The match between China and Spain is not a formal game and is not in the report of international A-level friendly matches."

"I scored two goals in that game, but when I calculate the total number of goals for my national team in the future, these two goals will not be counted because the game is not formal."

"Then the question is. Since goals are not serious goals, why should we count the serious hat trick as an interrupt?"

"Your double standards are so different, and the logic is not understandable at all. If you want to calculate, you won't count." Zhuo Yang said: "I suggest that we all must uphold the scientific spirit..."

Zhuo Yang, a master of healing metaphysics, turned against the science of science faster than taking off his pants.

"...That game is another line, and it is put together with other equally unfair games. So, today I am both the Premier League nine-Hotel and the 15th Hood of the official game."

"I'm done. You guys discuss it and give me a unified opinion in the future."

The media has been focusing on fallacies since ancient times. As long as it can attract attention or not, it doesn't matter if it is right or not. If there is a nonsense, Zhuo Yang just needs them to ask questions. FIFA, UEFA and the FA soon gave clear answers

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——Zhuo Yang is right.

It’s not that the official men favor Zhuo Yang, because Li’er is just that. Why are there two versions of Bailita’s goal data? And there is a huge difference? It’s because FIFA does not count informal games.

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If Zhuo Yang's informal friendly match was considered an "interruption", then Zhuo Yang could spend money to organize some grass-roots teams to play fifty or sixty games, and every game was hated. What should he calculate?

So Zhuo Yang grasped the key to the problem and let all parties make the final decision.

With official endorsement, Zhuo Yang's hat trick record was updated to '15 consecutive games in the official game'.

Why does Zhuo Yang have to be serious about this matter? Because he is pretentious.

As the creator of the well-known trademark in football, Zhuo Yang attaches great importance to "Hotel" among many goals records. First, because other records can be obtained through unremitting efforts, only "Hotel" depends on luck, so

It's the most difficult.

Zhongshan Yashi once stood for only five consecutive years. You can imagine what kind of dimensionality reduction and strikes the hooded record is.

Secondly, hooding is a feat that marks the truth of football and is a performance art of fighting against God in the invincible realm of football. Naturally, the more it is, the better it is, and the longer it is, the more it is, the more relieved it.

Third, I simply think that ‘14’ is a bit short, not satisfied, and my style is not tall enough. What if I am broken by a genius like me in less than a hundred years?

It is natural for every recorder to hope that he will not be broken. But to be honest, Zhuo Yang does not have much confidence in how long the league and cup goal records can last.

With the advent of the Jinyuan football era, the differentiation of strength and weakness in football has become an inevitable trend. It is relatively easier for super strikers among super strong teams to use data on weak teams.

To a certain extent, Zhuo Yang is also a beneficiary of this phenomenon.

The World Cup, Champions League, League Cup, and the four major leagues have all been indestructible. In the 10-11 season, Zhuo Yang raised the La Liga goal record to 51 goals. At that time, everyone slapped the table and thought that they could stand at least fifty.

Year.

However, in the next 11-12 season, Messi's dog guy approached '50 Yi' with 50 goals. And Zhuo Yang knew very well that Boss Mei finally stopped that year, out of the right way

Your own respect and nostalgia will keep the data at 50, otherwise it will be broken.

Look.

Zhuo Yang's horror lies in the fact that he has combined many goals and scored records. Others can't win such a big shot, but he may be able to break it separately. The time is right, and each person aims at one.

Therefore, there are not many records, just have an existence that can make others desperate, and Zhuo Yang chose "Hotel".

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"We are talking about continuous hat tricks, but we are actually talking about the scientific spirit. Just like I am giving you soup buns, but not talking about buns, but the beauty god, the love for life, the longing for home, and the

The positive energy of life.”
Chapter completed!