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[117] God's punishment comes(1/3)

When Zhou Li'an returned to equilibrium, it was already 3 p.m.

Departing from California at 7 o'clock this morning, it took more than 3 hours to arrive in Phoenix, Arizona, with a flight mileage of 1,000 kilometers.

Return at this time and you can arrive before 7 pm to start the New Year's Eve Ceremony of Recovery Day with the people of Balance.

My Lord is about to leave, and I would like to see him off respectfully.

But until now, my lord has not issued any instructions on how to deal with the Hohokam people.

I didn't dare to ask when I was climbing a mountain, so I secretly winked at my son.

Before Niu Shi could understand, Zhou Li'an had already called him to his side, pointed at the "little flower" being held by the snow girl and said: "Treat others well."

The young man is ignorant and does not know what my Lord is implying.

Although indigenous people give birth early, in fact...

As long as the children in the tribe have not been tested by the coming-of-age ceremony, they will not undergo human affairs. Only after the coming-of-age ceremony and marriage, will someone teach how to conduct human affairs. The human affairs here must be enclosed in double quotation marks.

And the so-called teaching is even more knowledgeable.

Most of them are clan leaders, and the elders teach the newlyweds the magic, which is what later generations of scholars call the "primary power".

After the wife learns it, she will tell her husband how to behave.

Initially, this was a way for primitive people to ensure fertility, but in today's equilibrium, bad habits need to be eliminated bit by bit. In the future, children will understand everything they need to know when practicing the rules.

Therefore, Niu Shi had no connotation and could only say feebly: "My lord, Niu Shi will definitely teach her the rules of Chinese language as soon as possible and learn her language."

Zhou Li'an seemed to be smiling, but he thought the child was innocent.

I ask you to treat others well. This is because I have a daughter who needs to grow up. Do you understand?

Snow Girl is a nurturing type.

I have corrected those vulgar and bad habits since childhood. Now I take a bath every day and my body smells great.

The bad taste in my heart is gone.

Zhou Li'an continued to get down to business: "Several states in the southwest are mostly Utah-Aztec languages, which originated in the Great Salt Lake area and later spread further south."

Niu Shi has already formed a habit of thinking and knows how to draw inferences from one instance to another. "My lord, in the "Laws of the Earth" you taught, the Aztec Empire exists further south. Do they also use the same language system?"

The law of the earth is naturally geography, and Zhou Li'an always comes up with some mysterious names.

But now, the Aztec Empire has not yet been established.

In 1426, after the War of Tepanix, the three largest tribes in China and the United States formally formed the Aztec Alliance.

It gradually prospered in the mid-to-late 15th century, consolidated its power, and flourished until the early 16th century...

Everyone knows the subsequent results.

The colonists landed, and the newly enlightened Aztec civilization collapsed.

In other words, it would take 26 years of equilibrium before the Aztec Empire would truly appear.

But Zhou Li'an has already patched this -

"That's right, they use the same language system and there is not much difference. As long as you learn the language of 'Little Flower', even if the grammar changes, it will be very easy for you to learn in the future!"

"The Aztecs are an alliance of three tribes. In my prophecy, they will be formally established in the 26th year of the Equilibrium!"

"Bullshit, if Jingli can strengthen himself before then, he can lead an army of 20,000 cavalry, sweep across the Aztec region, and continue to extend southward to conquer the Inca Empire. There is a long way to go."

"I see that you have trained several of your own guards, and they are all students who have practiced the laws of Chinese language. Then you must not only practice by yourself, but also teach them knowledge and learn Aztec knowledge on the expedition.

Language system for easy use in future expeditions."

"As for heading north, the largest tribal union is the Iroquois in the Great Lakes region. After arriving in the central part, you can find a translator who understands their language and learn from it."

"In short, bull shit, I believe in your talent and I have high hopes for you!"

After hearing this, Niu Shi nodded solemnly, then stood and knelt down, "My Lord, Niu Shi praises you, praises Balance, and will certainly spread the glory of Balance to the earth."

Arrive at the parking lot.

Zhou Li'an waved his hand to create 10 barrels of aviation fuel, and ordered Cow Shit and the young guards to fill it into the plane.

Now that the Theology of Balance is bound to the laws of science, there is no need to evade them anymore. It doesn't matter if we clearly tell them the principle of the flight of the sacred weapon.

What's more, Niu Shi has long known that flying holy weapons can be created using the laws of scientific divine power, which is also his lifelong wish.

About to board the plane.

I couldn't hold back the mountain climbing for a long time anymore.

Just when he was about to ask how to deal with the Hohokam people, a fast horse suddenly arrived. After dismounting, he shouted: "My lord is on top. Report to my lord, the shaman, the big leader. The Hohokam people have gathered their people, almost in full force."

And out!!”

The words fell.

Several leaders of the war group drew their swords with a bang, "Those who surrender to the Balance will find joy and peace; those who rebel against the Balance will be sentenced to eternal annihilation..."

"My Lord, we are willing to sacrifice their flesh and blood to you!"

"Praise for balance!"

Everyone knelt down and worshiped, and they secretly gritted their teeth while climbing the mountain.

Just shouting in surprise——

Well done, Hohokam brothers!

I've been putting up with it for a long time, but you guys have finally arrived.

However, when everyone was excited and enthusiastic, Zhou Li'an waved his hand lightly, "You don't need to take any action, I have my own decree!"

Before they could come to their senses.

Zhou Li'an has closed the gas tank and taken back 10 oil barrels.

"Let's go!"

Zhou Weiguo got on the plane first.

Snow Girl followed, and when it was Zhou Li'an's turn, he waved his hand again and dropped many fruits and vegetables, "Tonight is the New Year's Eve, and my army deserves to be happy."

Everyone was flattered, and tears filled their eyes when they saw the mountains of rewards.

Immediately, Zhou Li'an was about to board the plane. He took another look at the ignorant little flower, turned over his hands and created another large bag of chocolates, and said in her own language: "Don't eat more, because if you eat it all, it will be gone."

Xiaohua is smart.

The intelligence of children can often be seen in their eyes.

Her eyes are extremely clear and clear, just like the snow girl and cow shit back then.

When she saw Zhou Li'an's creation, although she didn't have much fear and respect, her expression was full of love.

She followed the example of those adults and knelt down, "Praise the true God, praise...Balance! Uncle, you are the kindest person in the world."

Xiaohua is much younger than the original Snow Girl, and she still doesn’t know what a true god is.

Niu Shi was so frightened that he didn't know what to do, but seeing my master's love for Xiao Hua, he finally didn't do anything cruel, but just patted her on the head, "My master is a true god and the supreme being in the world. You can't be so unreasonable!"

However, Xiaohua couldn't understand Niu Shi's words, so she could only cover her head and complain.

"Hahaha." Zhou Li'an laughed and finally boarded the plane.

When the hatch was closed, people around him hurriedly backed away.

The rotors are turning and the wind is blowing...

The snow girl had already skillfully put on the sound-isolating headphones for communication, and said rather squeamishly: "Master, when the snow girl asked for it, you gave her the chocolate. Why did you give her such a big bag at once?"

Zhou Li'an said with a smile: "Are you still jealous?"

"What is jealousy?"

"It's because you feel that my favor has been given to others, and you feel sad."

"Well, Yuki-onna is jealous."

He added: "What do you think of Xiaohua?"

"The snow girl doesn't quite understand what the master means."

"What if she marries cow shit in the future?"

"Ah?" Xue Nu exclaimed, shaking her head wildly, "No, no, no, my brother should be 15 years old this year and has not yet had his coming of age ceremony. That little flower is still too young."

You know nothing about men’s interests and hobbies.

Seeing that Zhou Li'an stopped talking, Xue Nu changed her words: "But if my lord granted me the marriage, Xue Nu, her father, mother and younger brother would definitely feel honored and favored... that little dirty little flower."

What were you doing in the past that you didn’t even know about?

"Haha." Zhou Li'an chuckled and stopped talking.

The emotions here are nothing but emotional.

After a long period of time acceleration, the distant future is only a blink of an eye.
To be continued...
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