Chapter 22
It’s so scary!
The little beggar was huddled in the coffin. At this moment, he only felt that the sound just made him feel like he was in purgatory on earth.
And that Boss Xu is the king of hell, the living king of hell, who is in charge of everything.
"You can come out now." Xu Ping looked at the coffin lid and shouted.
The coffin lid shook, and then... it was gone.
"I, I can't push it."
The moment the voice came out, Xu Ping couldn't help but laugh, "Then just stay inside and say goodbye."
"Wait a minute, come back." The little beggar was anxious, but there was no sound at all outside. He was trapped in the coffin, and now he finally became panicked.
"Boss Xu, please do a good job and let me out. I will work for you in the next life..."
"Whoosh!" With a sound, Xu Ping lifted the lid of the coffin and said coldly: "In the next life, in this life, you have no intention of repaying me?"
When the little beggar saw the light of day again, he quickly got out and smiled: "That's not true. In this life, Boss Xu lacks everything, and I can't repay him with anything."
"In the next life, in the next life, if Boss Xu is in trouble, I will also give you money..." At this point, he suddenly woke up and shouted distressedly: "My money..."
Xu Ping pointed at the door: "That Huang Laosan took it away, you can go to him."
How dare he... When the little beggar heard this, he saw it clearly. The main reason was that he didn't have the ability, so he could only live by his words: "Forget it, just think of buying coffins for them."
Xu Ping glanced at him but didn't say anything. What he was thinking in his mind was, you should quickly find a dog hole or a mouse hole under a bridge to sleep, and don't disturb me.
But the little beggar seemed very excited. He didn't know if he was not hungry anymore, so he started chattering: "Hey, Boss Xu, do you want a waiter or not?"
"don't want."
Xu Ping himself felt that there were too many secrets and it was better to live alone.
The little beggar's face fell, and he suddenly remembered the voice he heard just now, and asked curiously: "Shopkeeper Xu, what method did you use just now? How do you say you make others laugh, and they laugh, and you tell them to cry, and they cry.
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Xu Ping became interested: "Why, do you want to cry or laugh?"
The little beggar shook his head, with a determined look on his face, and said in a deep voice, "I won't cry. I have nothing to cry about, and I can't laugh either."
You are already begging for food, why are you still so strong... Xu Ping pondered for a moment, and gradually smiled, imitating the bad uncle's tone, "I tell you, you have to cry today, even if you don't cry, you have to cry...
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"Little sister."
When he heard the word "little sister", the little beggar felt as if his hair had exploded. He jumped as high as he could, turned around and wanted to run away.
How did he know that my chest was so flat?
Unexpectedly, at some point, a paper lady stood silently behind her. The little beggar turned around and bumped into the paper man's arms, falling to the ground.
"whee……"
The paper man grinned and rubbed his chest.
Xu Ping slowly approached with "hehehehe", and the paper man behind him lowered his head "hehehehe".
The little girl had never seen this scene before and howled out "Wow".
His eyes were red and he was very frightened.
"No, don't come over. If you come over again, I will scream." The little girl trembled.
Xu Ping wanted to test whether she had any other thoughts. He should be more cautious and said, "Little sister, if you cry, I will treat you to dinner."
The little girl frowned, stood up, and pointed to the door: "I tell you, even if I starve to death and die outside, I will not eat the things you bought."
Xu Ping asked tentatively: "Are you sure?"
"Goo!"
Two lines of tears flowed down, and the little girl covered her face and began to cry. This time it was not Xu Pingzhi's method, it was purely her psychological defense that was broken.
…
"whee!"
“It smells so good!”
The little beggar smiled like a dog's tail. He couldn't stop laughing, and he couldn't stop eating.
A bowl of Yangchun noodles, a bowl of wontons, and two large chicken drumsticks. The little beggar, no, the little girl couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear after eating them, and her mouth was full of oil.
Xu Jing calmly looked at the little girl eating happily on the counter, with a look of surprise in his eyes.
Just now, when Xu Ping bought the food, the little girl stopped crying, opened a bright smile, and performed a...
Bone reduction surgery!
It was obviously so small, but suddenly it stood tall and tall, with a pair of long legs. The ragged and simple linen clothes became shorter, revealing a section of its wrists and ankles, which were still black.
But just like magic, the little Corgi suddenly turned into a big boy.
Xu Ping couldn't help but be curious and asked: "Um, where did you learn the bone shrinking technique?"
"I don't call that!"
"Then what's your name?"
The little girl raised her head from the bowl. Her little face was still stained with tears, diluting the dirt on her face, and she looked like a big tabby cat.
She said extremely seriously: "My name is Gu Nianhua."
The person was still laughing when I was talking. I guess the chicken drumsticks are really fragrant.
Xu Ping nodded and did not ask about her origins, but was still curious: "Gu Nianhua, who learned your bone shrinking technique?"
"A performer in the world of martial arts."
When she said this, Gu Nianhua's eyes clearly showed sadness.
After a while, Gu Nianhua suddenly froze, looking at the big chicken drumstick in her hand, with a hint of doubt on her face, "Did you just do something to me?"
Xu Ping rolled his eyes, pointed to the large bowls on the counter, and said, "What else can I do? I'll treat you to a meal."
Seeing his clear eyes and frank expression, Gu Nianhua glanced back and forth between the food and Xu Ping, and finally said nothing, lowering her head and continuing to cook.
Xu Ping smiled slightly when he saw this.
It was getting late now, and there were not many people on the road. He planned to tidy up, wait for the little girl to finish eating, see off the guests, close the door and go to sleep.
…
The next day,
Xu Ping was sitting on the bean curd stall, having breakfast.
Last night, after seeing the little girl off, he closed the door and went to bed, and nothing happened.
He really had no idea of hiring a guy, especially a girl.
Paperman Big Brother and Sister, isn’t he delicious?
Sometimes, embarrassing scenes happen so suddenly. Early in the morning, Xu Ping was eating breakfast and admiring the various aspects of the world.
Yang Feiyan, the child-like giant rabbit from Yangji Rice Roll Shop, and his sister Yang Feiyan happened to pass by carrying two buckets of water, and saw Xu Ping, who was immersed in cooking.
"Hey, Shopkeeper Xu, I asked you why you haven't been here these past two days. Isn't it our rice rolls? Isn't it to your liking?" Yang Feiyan carried the bucket, her breath was even, and a healthy rosiness appeared on her cheeks.
A regular customer suddenly stopped coming. This was a big deal. Although the store was busy, she still wanted to ask.
This situation is really a bit embarrassing. Xu Ping has experienced it before. He was looked at by the proprietress of the breakfast shop with a seductive look, which made him feel uncomfortable all over.
Unexpectedly, he encountered it again. Xu Ping braced himself and laughed: "No, I just change my taste occasionally."
Yang Feiyan smiled and climbed up the bamboo pole: "Then shopkeeper Xu will come over tomorrow and I will add more prawns for you, free of charge."
"Okay."
Xu Ping responded.
Yang Feiyan then carried the bucket and walked away. As she walked on the road, she was still thinking, no, she must open up the relationship with Shopkeeper Xu as soon as possible, otherwise he would not come again.
Seeing Yang Feiyan carrying the bucket with light steps, Xu Ping shook his head. She was obviously not an ordinary woman. She didn't know what the purpose of approaching me was.
snort.
Chapter completed!