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A cat walked quietly by a sleeping dog in a cat's footsteps.
While walking quietly, it slowly turned around and looked at the dog who was also heroic and handsome in his sleeping position, smiling secretly.
The cat's mother told it: "Girl, I see your mother completely. You will die as soon as possible!" It nodded silently and shook its head in its heart.
Yes! Dogs and cats are born, you see I want to bite you, I see you want to spare your enemies, it is reasonable to kill each other, and love each other is simply a fantasy!
However, cats do not believe in fate.
One day, the cat cleaned the bright and shiny hairs on its body, beautiful and beautiful. He swayed to the dog he had long wanted. Before his head was fully raised, he heard the dog's angrily baring his teeth, saliva, and stretched out his long tongue.
The cat mustered up the courage to look up at the dog, and would have misunderstood, thinking that this was the dog's unique way of showing love. Because she had seen the dog look back at her more than once, and she stared at her for a long time, at that time, her heart was endlessly nervous!
The cat was about to express his love confession, but when he saw that he rushed towards him with his mouth open and his canine teeth exposed. The cat immediately put away the happiness that was naturally aroused, twisted his flexible body, avoided the dog's attack, and looked at the dog in shock and panic.
"Little girl! Get out of here! Don't show up in my sight again!"
This is the first time that the cat hears a dog's voice, loud and mighty. Although the words are full of disgust and disgust, the cat is very happy!
Since then, the dog has never seen the cat hide in a certain place to peek at it, and because of this, he is a little uncomfortable.
The cat family was in crisis. The mouse crossing the street was so angry that the man called for someone to beat him. He walked by the cat group with swagger and threw down a sentence lightly: "A bunch of smelly cats! We no longer have to worry about being caught by you and eating it. Many of our companions have already fallen in love with bats. In the future, our descendants will live in the air, hahaha..."
The captain of the cat saw an owl on the tree, and his inspiration changed and pointed at the owl and said, "Did you see it? It is already pregnant with the owl's child!"
It’s really a coincidence that the patriarch refers to it!
So, the cat tribe publicized its marriage with the owl. The rat group was frightened and slipped back into the sewer, smelly ditch, and into the trash can... Of course, the news also reached the ears of the dog.
The captain of the cat came to him and asked him to go on a blind date with the owl for the happiness of the cats and turn the lie into reality. It shook its head firmly and said that it already had someone to love! The captain asked it: "Who is it?"
"That dog from Uncle Zhang's house!"
"No! How can you be with a dog? If it is heard, it won't make others laugh?"
"What is an owl?"
"We have similarities at least! Let's not talk about it. Since we are unwilling to take the initiative to find the owl, we will invite them to come and decide your marriage as soon as possible!"
Soon, the cat patriarch began to arrange the wedding scene and invited his relatives and neighbors to know about it. However, except for the bride himself, he was still kept in the dark.
The wedding began, the owl stood on the oath stage in a dress, and the cat bride was forced into the venue by the cat.
Before the wedding march began, I saw a big black-haired dog walking in, "Let it go!"
The cats retreated one after another, watched the dog approaching the cat bride in panic, picked it up, and hurriedly left.
The cats and owls present could not resist a burly and ferocious dog, so they could only let the bride run away!
Cat: "Why are you here?"
Dog: "Bored, have fun!"
Cat: "Are you jealous?"
Dog: "I don't eat bad things!"
Cat: "I didn't want to marry an owl!"
Dog: "What's my business?"
Cat: "Thank you for kidning me out!"
dog:"……"
Chapter completed!