249. Don't
In addition to buying some long-standing pigs, Lu Dapeng also contacted him with dung beetles.
Chen Song looked at his watch and said, "We don't rush to go, let's talk about it after lunch."
Lu Dapeng asked with a smile on his face: "Is there any wooden barrel of beer?"
Chen Song said: "When did you become a drunk?"
"What kind of alcoholic drinker is just drinking beer?" Lu Dapeng felt aggrieved. "Hasn't I ever drunk such a good beer? It's like you. In the evil capitalist society, I'm drunk and dreaming and drunken riddles every day."
"I still learn to use idioms without education, and I am still drunk with lantern riddles. Do you want to guess lantern riddles? They are drunk with gluttons!" Chen Song said: "Besides, I asked you to go to live a life of life and a dream of death, and you are drunk with gluttons? Why don't you go?"
Lu Dapeng smiled dryly and said, "In contrast, I still prefer the life of my wife and children on the warm bed."
"Where is my wife? Where is the child?"
Lu Dapeng spread his hands to show him.
Integrity man.
It just so happened that the roast chicken he brought yesterday had not eaten yet. Chen Song tore off the chicken, mixed it with dried peppers and stir-fry it into a spicy fried chicken.
The chicken head, butt and chicken bones were given to the Big Golden Retriever, and the Big Golden Retriever treated him as a family.
After eating and drinking, they drove on the road.
Duckling farms are rare in China. There is a factory in southern Zhejiang that breeds various insects such as dung beetles, cockroaches, and long beetles.
The car didn't take long to drive on the road, but they encountered someone who was drunk.
A team of traffic police stood at the intersection to command all cars to stop and checked drunk driving one by one. Someone pushed open the car door and wanted to run away, but some policemen quickly held him down.
Seeing this, Lu Dapeng's red face suddenly turned redder, and he stuttered in horror: "I, I, I, I, I, I check for drunk driving on such a hot day? Are you too conscientious? Damn, it's over, it's over..."
He leaned out to check the situation and happened to look at the policeman.
Seeing that something happened, the police immediately walked around the cars ahead and saluted, "Hello, sir, please blow it."
A small detector was inserted into the cab. Lu Dapeng trembled and went up and blew it. The machine suddenly rang a red light: "Didi!"
"It's over, it's over." Sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead.
But the police pushed him on his shoulder and pushed him back, saying, "What are the fun of the co-pilot? Sir, please cooperate with our inspection."
Chen Song didn't drink, and after a sip, the police looked at the machine and waved at him: "Let's go, look at the co-pilot, don't let him touch the steering wheel."
"Okay, police officer."
When the car drove out, Lu Dapeng hurriedly patted his chest: "I'm going to be my day, I'm going to be happy, God bless you, I'm not driving today, I'm really confused."
Chen Song said: "Okay, you can have a sleep, I have a navigation."
The car sped on the road for five hours, driving from noon to evening before reaching the suburbs where the insect farm is located.
Lu Dapeng was sleeping soundly, and his snoring was deafening. Whenever he needed to honk the horn, Chen Song would fall down the car window so he would not have to honk the horn.
The insect farm is backed by a hillside, and is surrounded by various farms, mainly poultry and livestock. The insect farm is the only one. It is probably the one-stop business that is raised and sold directly to the surrounding farms to feed chickens and ducks.
To enter the farm, someone must lead the way. Chen Song woke up Lu Dapeng and said, "You have contacted the manufacturer, right? Hey, stop sleeping, I'm convinced, you can really sleep."
Lu Dapeng rubbed his eyes in confusion and said, "Oh, do you want to change it?"
"Do I dare? Look at you like this, will I dare to leave my life to you to control?" Chen Song said angrily, "Let me wake up and be in the field."
Lu Dapeng looked at the surrounding farm and said in surprise: "Ah, it's been driving? Brother, can you shrink into a fairy tactic? Why is it so fast?"
Chen Song said: "I do want to practice fairy skills, but I can't practice it for the time being. This is what I drove all the way. It's quite comfortable for you to sleep all the way."
Lu Dapeng laughed awkwardly. Just as he was about to speak, the door of the insect farm in front opened, and a man and a woman walked out with a pulling pull. The woman pushed the man and shouted anxiously: "No, manager, don't, manager, don't, manager, how can you do this? How bad can you see it? Don't, manager, what's the point of being like this?"
Seeing this scene, the two people in the car were immediately excited, and Lu Dapeng said angrily: "Damn, you're acting like a hooligan! It's still dawn, what are you doing? Brother, do you want to mess with him?"
While speaking righteously, he leaned out and looked at it with relish.
Chen Song felt even more righteous. He couldn't see such bullying of women, so he pushed open the car door and got out of the car to see it.
The man who was tugging with the woman said, "Okay, Manager Du, don't be polite to me. I can't collect the things. Take them back. I will consider your feed, but in the end I have to follow the factory manager's arrangement."
Hearing this, Chen Song was a little confused: "It seems that's not the case?"
Lu Dapeng didn't have his eyesight and shouted: "Hey, what are you doing? I'll call the police and I'll punish you for being a hooligan later!"
The man looked at him and quickly pushed the woman away and said, "Manager Du, let's contact you later. Look at someone here, let's stop fighting."
The woman took back her bag in disappointment. She twisted her waist and left. When she passed by the car, she glared at Lu Dapeng and said disgustedly: "Mediating on other people's business."
Lu Dapeng was depressed: "Damn, shouldn't she be grateful to me? I'm brave enough to do justice."
Chen Song said: "It seems that things are not what we think."
The man waved to the woman and waited for her to walk away and was about to enter the door.
Chen Song waved and said, "Hi, sir, who are you?"
The man looked back at them suspiciously and said, "Are you?"
Lu Dapeng said: "My surname is Lu. I have contacted your factory before. I want to buy a batch of dung beetles. Are you from this factory?"
The man walked over and said, "Yes, my name is Beishanyuan, I am the manager of the insect farm."
After listening to his introduction, Chen Song suddenly realized: "Your surname is not there?"
Beishanyuan nodded and responded humorously: "I am a man of gender."
Chen Song smiled awkwardly: "We misunderstood you just now. The lady kept shouting no, no, something happened, which made us think that this was something."
Biy Shanyuan smiled bitterly and said, "It's normal. Once I went to the bank to do business. The female manager in the lobby said to me, "Mr. Before he could say anything later, the security guard came over with a baton!"
Lu Dapeng frowned and said, "Are you the manager of the factory? Isn't your manager's surname Cao?"
"Our factory director's surname is Cao." Biy Shanyuan smiled.
Lu Dapeng scratched his eyebrows and said, "Do you have a surname? Is this one?"
Bishan Long Road: "Yes, there are more than 300 surnames in the hundreds, and they originated from Bizi during the Western Zhou Dynasty."
Lu Dapeng asked again: "Ah? Are there only one hundred surnames of a hundred families?"
Biy Shanyuan shook his head: "You must not guess how many surnames our country has."
“How many?”
"More than 10,000, of which more than 5,000 were single surnames."
"Awesome."
Chapter completed!