50. Warrior Verification
After everyone has a glass of wine, the party is about to begin.
Pastor Alex stood up and knocked his glass with a spoon and said, "Quiet, guys, quiet, let me say a few words."
"I'm very happy to invite everyone to this banquet. This is the will of the Lord. The Lord sent Chen Song, a health messenger. He cured my son's stubborn disease with magical Chinese medicine. Do you understand what I mean? Thank you Lord, thank Chen Song, I must raise a glass to pay tribute to him here."
Chen Song then raised the cup and said cleverly: "This is the Lord's arrangement."
Alex nodded with satisfaction and said, "So what do we have to do next?"
A group of big men stood up excitedly: "Warrior Verification!"
Chen Song was stunned because everyone was shouting at him excitedly, looking at his attitude as if it was about to come up with him.
He looked at Bruce blankly and asked, "Warrior Verification? What's this?"
The old man who was eating bananas smiled and said, "It's a very interesting game, a small tradition in the town. If you look at history, it originated from the tests that pirates had conducted when they joined the gang hundreds of years ago."
"It was very simple at that time, just kill a designated person." Gobl added.
Chen Song exploded: "Damn, I'm a plea?!"
Goodson brought a small table, placed a chair on both sides, and said, "Come on, the first project."
The big guy looked at Gobl.
This time it was Goble's turn to explode: "Damn it, what do you think of me? Do you want me to come on?"
Sheriff Peterlic went up and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hasn't you been here forever?"
Gobl said with confidence: "Yes, I've been on the way, so I have to give up the opportunity this time, Goodson, you go on."
"No, you have to go, you are the strongman in the town!"
"Yes, Goble, my guy, why did you push the three and four obstacles today? Last time you were beaten by the kung fu boy in the club. This time, you can finally take revenge, come on!"
"Snap the opportunity and believe in yourself!"
Angelina, who was smiling and looking at everyone cheering, looked at Chen Song in surprise: "You are Goblin?"
Chen Song explained: "Don't listen to their vulgar talk. I competed with Goblin and then won."
Angelina said: "I know, you two big men can't mess around in the club. I mean, you actually beat Goble in terms of strength?"
Gobl was the one who wanted to save face. He said vaguely: "No one wins anyone, he just plays."
Chen Song reached out and patted the table and said, "Everyone, let me say, what are you going to do? What are you verifying?"
"Warrior verification," Angelina kindly answered for him, "one is physical verification, wrestling the wrestling, and the other is mental verification, eating one thing."
After thinking about it, she endured the disgust and added: "It's a dark dish!"
Chen Song's heart sank: "Fermented shark meat?"
This is the most famous dark dish in Iceland. It is to ferment the shark meat and then hang it and dry it for 4 to 5 months. Think about it, in order to maintain the osmotic pressure of cells, the shark leaves all the urea in the meat. The meat fermented again and the taste is really delicious!
"Is that good food?" Clay said for granted, "It's not fermented shark meat, don't dream."
Alex came up and pressed his shoulder to let him sit down, and Goble was also pressed into the seat.
Chen Song asked, "I want to beat you?"
Gobl's face turned pale: "Give me some face and just hold on for thirty seconds!"
Chen Song suddenly realized and stretched out his hand and said, "Come on."
Holding his hands together, Peterlick came up to check, then took out his phone and changed it to stopwatch mode, waved: "Start!"
Gobl's face suddenly turned red, and his forehead veins immediately jumped up.
Chen Song's luck, the spiritual energy began to flow in the eight extraordinary meridians. He tried his best to support Gobl's big hand and encouraged him: "Come on, good guy, thirty seconds will end soon, you can hold on."
Gobl didn't speak, and tried his best to use his arms to overwhelm him.
There was a circle of people around, and it was really noisy and bustle, just like gongs and drums and firecrackers were ringing.
As time passed, Peterlic shouted suddenly: "Thirty seconds are coming!"
Chen Song was about to exert force to kill Gobl, but the latter suddenly became discouraged. Then he stood up with a red face and patted his shoulder and said, "Boy who has you, can support me for half a minute, you have passed the verification."
When Chen Song heard this, he laughed: "You fooled me!"
Several people came up and patted him on the shoulder, chest, and back: "Good boy." "It's really amazing." "Chinese Kung Fu, China.NO1!"
Chen Song reached out and pushed his arm away: "Just slap it? Who is still pinching my breasts? Damn it, why are there anyone pinching my butt?"
He was full of big men and had many people and mixed hands, and he didn't know who was the one who attacked him in the end.
After the crowd dispersed, he was pressed in front of the small table again. Alex smiled and said, "Congratulations to Mr. Chen, you have passed the first stage of Warriors certification, and now you have entered the second stage, mental verification!"
Chen Song asked in fear: "What do you want me to eat?"
Someone brought a box up and opened it. When he opened it, he was covered in blood.
The sheep's head still preserves the sheep's horns, and the two sheep's eyes hung in the eye sockets with a lifeless spirit, full of evil spirits.
Chen Song's scalp suddenly became numb: "Eat this raw?"
"It's not raw, there are two options: one is to roast, and the other is to make lamb head soup. You can choose one yourself." Gobl came up and punched him intimately, "God bless you."
Chen Song asked tentatively: "Barbecue sheep heads or make them into sheep head soup?"
"Yes, just eat lamb head meat." Alex smiled.
Chen Song asked tentatively again: "Do you know the Northwest cuisine in Chinese cuisine?"
"What?" The group was full of wonder.
Chen Song immediately smiled, and he waved his hand lightly and said, "It's nothing, prepare the pot, I want to make sheep head soup!"
After washing the sheep's head, the hostess Menie took out a pressure cooker. Chen Song put the sheep's head in and went to the kitchen to find lemon juice. When he saw parsley, rosemary and cinnamon, he took some and put them in the pot.
The pressure cooker is scheduled, and everyone is chatting while waiting to cook.
When the time came, Bruce let go of the steam and took out the sheep's head, took a knife and started cutting the sheep's face.
Chen Song scooped a bowl of soup, sprinkled some parsley and black pepper into it and tasted it. It tasted very good, the mutton smell was very light, and the taste was sticky and soft.
When Bruce put the mutton-faced meat into the bowl, he began to eat and drink.
Seeing this, several people stretched out their thumbs and praised: "What a tough guy!"
Chen Song took half of it and put down the bowl and wiped his mouth. Alexson waved his hand and said, "This is not OK, Mr. Chen, you have to eat a bowl..."
"I know, if I add some black pepper, the taste is a bit light."
Chen Song sprinkled some black pepper powder, picked it up and started eating and drinking.
Brother Dao under his feet was so greedy that he pulled his legs with his claws and kept wailing.
After eating, Chen Song lowered his head and said, "I'm so anxious? You will have you later, wait."
Brother Dao leaned against his feet and waited happily.
Chen Song put down the bowl, and the group was about to exclaim and cheer, but he said in high spirits: "Go another bowl! Add more meat this time!"
Eyeballs and chin fell all over the floor.
After two bowls of lamb head soup and lamb face meat, Chen Song sweated and the food was so refreshing!
Gobl looked at him and said, "I was actually greedy by you!"
Chen Song asked: "Has the verification been passed?"
"Successfully passed!" Alexson announced, "Mr. Chen, from now on, you will be a warrior in Liuying Town!"
Bruce shook his arms and said, "Come on, let's hold a ceremony to welcome the new warriors!"
"Squat on the toilet!" someone shouted.
The handsome policeman Goodson knelt on the ground and supported the ground with his arms. The bartender Pitterson kneeled on his side, holding his arms and placing his head on his back. The former is the toilet and the latter is the toilet lid.
Chen Song knew about this ceremony. He had watched the football matches in Iceland when he was learning about Iceland, and football players often celebrated this way after scoring goals.
He went over and pulled up Pitsonsson's arm and sat on Goodson's back, just like sitting on the toilet.
Someone was lying on the ground and jumping with the strength of his waist and back and legs. Chen Song was confused: "This, why are you still learning maggots?"
"This is fishing!" Bruce smiled.
Sure enough, someone next to him pretended to be shaking the fishing rod and the wheel seat. When the person who was loading the fish jumped over, three or four people went up and hugged him horizontally, like holding a big tuna...
Chen Song was stunned: "I really know how to play."
"This ghost place has been extremely night for several months, so I must find a way to play." Principal Black smiled.
"The next time I can have fun, I have to wait until March 1st. Alas, there is still one month left to arrive." An old lady named Ruth said regretfully.
March 1 is the Beer Festival, which is considered a major festival in Iceland.
After the trouble was over, the next thing was the serious party.
Chen Song took a piece of cake and a glass of beer and drank beer with the cake. This was strange, but everyone around him did this, so he had to do it the same.
Gudesong ran to him and asked expectantly: "Man, why is Chinese Kung Fu so magical? God knows how shocked I am!"
Chen Song said, "I don't know either, why don't you ask Pastor Alexson?"
"Does he know?"
"Didn't you say God know? He is the messenger of God, and may help you find God for answers."
Clay, who was playing with a dog next to him, looked up and said, "Don't ask my dad, you can ask God yourself."
Goodson smiled and said, "Why should I ask him?"
Clay thought for a while and said, "You have to find a way yourself. Don't commit suicide anyway. If you commit suicide, you can't go to heaven."
Goodson shook his hands and said, "Go on the side, stinky brat."
He turned his head and said to Chen Song: "Man, I also want to learn Chinese Kung Fu. How can I become as powerful as you?"
Chen Song had no choice but to fool him: "This is the time to practice in winter and the time to practice in summer. He got up at four o'clock every morning to practice with me. He also had to quit women's sex. This is the skill of a boy..."
Chapter completed!