57. The toilet is miserable
Gobl told him seriously that this was not disgusting him, that the toilet was really blocked.
"You are serious and beautiful." Chen Song smiled, "Just try to find a way to break it."
Gobl spread his hands and said, "I tried all the methods, there is no way, unless there is a shit hammer to help."
Chen Song initially thought he was here to disgust him, but when he realized that this was not a joke, he became depressed.
The manor is his home, and he feels sorry for it if it is destroyed.
So he had to check the situation with a gloomy face, and went to the living room and bathroom and saw: "Vomit!"
Brother Dao sniffed, squinted his eyes and showed a longing expression.
Chen Song covered his mouth and leaned against the wall with a desperate look on his face: "Are you constipated? Or are you throwing a big Russian sausage inside?"
He felt sad for the toilet. Didn’t he deliberately make things difficult for the toilet? I guess the toilet has lived for so many years and has really gained knowledge today!
In other words, if the toilet can be cultivated into spirit, then today's Goblin will be its test of tribulation.
Gobl smirked, "So you need a shit hammer to break them. Man, do you usually need a shit hammer to help when you go to the bathroom? I thought there was a shit hammer in the manor, so I didn't take it when I moved."
He drove away and returned, carrying a small mace in his hand.
Chen Song said his eyes open: "Is this the shit hammer?"
Gobl handed him: "Do you want to take a closer look? I really don't understand, why don't you prepare to use a shit hammer at home?"
Chen Song has never heard of this thing!
Gobl entered the bathroom and started to operate. A smell floated out. Chen Song quickly closed the door. It was useless. The smell came out again through the crack of the door, which was unpredictable.
Brother Dao jumped up and down excitedly, with shiny saliva flashing at the corner of his mouth.
Chen Song couldn't wait, and he said angrily: "Are you smashing shit or pounding garlic paste?"
Gobl came out and wiped his sweat, saying, "Don't urge me, the toilet's drain is blocked, and there is nothing to do with this shit hammer."
Chen Song was stunned.
This way, I could only rely on my skin to get rid of it. Chen Song searched around but couldn't find it, so he called Bruce, who said that there was no such thing at home.
There was no way to encounter such a thing. Chen Song patted his head and suddenly remembered a magical way to open the toilet that he learned from the Internet in China: "Goblin, are there loaches or eels in the town?"
Gobl said blankly: "There are loaches. There are many loaches living on the tidal flats along the river of the Malkar River. Four or five years ago, an archaeological team said that there were shipwrecks with treasures hidden in the river. We went to fish them, but the shipwrecks were not caught, but they caught a lot of loaches."
Hearing this, Chen Song felt a little moved: "There is a shipwreck in the river? Let's talk to me about this matter. Now you go find a few loaches."
Goblin wondered: "Why are you looking for loaches?"
Chen Song waved impatiently: "Will you wipe your butt, what else can you do? You can't eat it, right?"
Gobl's face turned pale: "Wipe the loach with a butt? What if it drills into my large intestine?"
Chen Song was speechless: "You are almost in trouble in your head. You are not really wiping your butt, you are dealing with this trouble for you, using loaches to drill the blocked sewer."
Gobl suddenly realized: "Good idea, but is it useful?"
Chen Song was not clear: "What I learned online before should be useful. Many people have tried this and said it is useful. They can't be talking nonsense, right?"
"Then wait for me, I know a restaurant has this thing, wait for me."
Goblin was very efficient in his work. He came back with a plastic bag in more than ten minutes, and there was a strong loach inside: "What should I do?"
"I'll teach you this? Put the loach in this toilet that should go to hell!"
Then the two began to wait and see.
The loach kept tossing in the dirty water and did not drill down.
Chen Song touched his chin and said, "I'm quite strong, I'd rather shit than go."
Gobl was depressed: "Damn it, what should I do?"
Chen Song said: "It's okay, I have a big move that is useless. Go to the kitchen to get some hot water and scald it with hot water, so that it will drill down when it is stimulated."
Gobl said: "Will this be a bit cruel? If the animal protection organization knows, we will be prosecuted."
Chen Song said: "There are only you and me and a dog here. Who can tell me? Otherwise, you can dig the drain for this loach with your hands? Anyway, it's your mistake."
Gobl turned around and left: "Send this loach to see God!"
He brought a pot of water and poured it in directly. Suddenly, the heat boiled.
Chen Song was shocked: "Do you want to stew this loach? For God's sake, Goblin, can you turn your mind around? Use hot water to mix cold water to make warm water to stimulate it. You actually pour hot water directly? God, save me!"
Gobl was also angry: "How did I know that I should use warm water instead of hot water? You didn't tell me!"
"If you don't know, then ask me."
"I asked you when I put the loach just now, but you laughed at me!"
When the hot water encountered shit, it had a wonderful chemical reaction, and the loach was stirred inside, and the smell of the entire bathroom made people cry.
The bathroom door was opened from outside, and Bruce shouted in shock: "What are you doing? Are you cooking shit? My God, I'm just not here for noon. You won't find something to eat and cook shit, right?"
Chen Song rushed out and took a breath: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Bu, it was Goblin who blocked the toilet. We are trying to find a way to get through the toilet."
Gobl argued: "It's your problem. I said at the beginning that I needed a shit hammer, but you laughed at me!"
Bruce walked out with his nose covered and said, "If you block the toilet, you use your skin to open it, why do you still use hot water? I have to say, boys, what are you young people thinking about in your head all day long? In addition, everyone is outside, why are there any sounds in the bathroom?"
Chen Song was stunned: "Brother Dao!"
He quickly rushed back and saw the little sheepdog climbing up with his claws, his eyes shiny, and he was drooling while climbing hard, as if a climber was on Mount Everest.
Chen Song carried the back of its neck and dragged it out: "Damn it, Brother Dao, do you actually want to eat shit?"
After Brother Dao came out, he wanted to go into the bathroom, and he looked very determined.
Chen Song angrily lifted it up: "You naughty kid, you can't eat shit!"
Brother Dao still struggled, and Chen Song was really angry and shouted: "Okay, okay, if you want to eat shit, go and eat it. What's his? I won't stop you anymore, go and eat shit!"
Seeing that he was really angry, Brother Dao was finally scared and timidly licked his face to please him.
Bruce couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Chen, you shouldn't say that."
Gobl said: "Brother Dao may not think so, but you have shit on your face, and then..."
Chapter completed!