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63. Everyone come with me

Standing on the podium, Chen Song tied his tie. In order to deal with this class, he deliberately wore formal clothes, tied his tie, and showed his previous style of blind dates.

Of course, he dressed up so deliberately and wanted to deal with the arrogant female teacher he imagined. Now that the female teacher has been ruined, all he has left is lectures.

Whenever he recalls this, he wants to sigh.

Teaching and educating people is not easy to do, especially when he faces a group of Icelandic naughty children. These people are big at a young age, the largest one is almost 1.7 meters tall, with a shoulder width that is not much smaller than height. They are square and look like a brick.

As descendants of Viking Pirates, these naughty children are so brave that they are really worry-free. The class ringtone rang for several minutes, and they were still laughing.

Chen Song shouted for a few times and was useless and became angry. He slapped the table and said, "Don't you want to finish school on time, right? Do you want to waste time with the teacher? Tell you, I will accompany you and see who can consume whom!"

Clay giggled, "Are you sure? I'm only eleven."

Chen Song pointed at him and said, "For future activity classes, please wait for your dad to read the Bible."

This is a miraculous effect, the young girls are honest.

Seeing this, Chen Song smiled and it turned out that Pastor Alex was a nuclear weapon.

Chen Songliang raised a few pieces of colored printing paper and started the lecture with a light cough: "Young men and girls, come here. Today I will give you a ceramic class, and we will cook the ceramics ourselves."

"What's in that picture? This is so beautiful when riding a horse by myself. I want one to put it in the bedroom." A young man said excitedly.

Chen Song looked at the picture and said calmly: "That's called Tang Sancai, which was used by people in our country to be buried with them after their deaths during the Tang Dynasty."

The boy nodded and said, "Okay, but they are really great. I will use this for him to bury him with after my dad dies. He must be very happy."

Chen Song didn't know for a moment that he should praise the child for being filial or say that he was unfilial.

He clapped his hands and said, "Okay, let's talk less, get to the point, and start to play with mud."

The pickup truck pulled several buckets over, and the clay he carefully dug by the Malk River was processed with water filtration and could still make ceramics even while he was alive.

Chen Song distributed the mud to the students and then taught them to start kneading the mud.

This is the second step in making ceramics. The purpose is to empty the bubbles in the clay material so that the clay material is further tightened and flexible, and easy to shape.

Primary school students in Iceland certainly don’t know how to do it. Chen Song found an alternative method and made some small wooden hammers with pieces of wood, and one small wooden hammer for each person to knock on the mud.

The children's hands-on ability was stronger than Chen Song expected. After they got the mallet, they began to beat each other, like pirates carrying maces to fight together.

In addition, mud flew everywhere in the classroom, and the children threw it while shouting: "fire-in-the-boom!"

Chen Song's head was also roaring, and a smiley voice sounded from the door: "Mr. Chen, why not teach them Chinese Kung Fu."

Chen Song turned his head in surprise and saw Angelina in military uniform: "Officer Anna? Why are you here?"

Angelina shook her golden ponytail and said, "Every Friday, there is a safety education class for seniors, and I'll take charge. Listen to me and teach them how to learn Chinese Kung Fu, otherwise they will torture you into a lunatic."

Chen Song forgot about this, mainly because he actually didn't understand any kung fu.

However, he still remembered the military boxing he learned in college, so he got off the podium and set off and made a few moves.

As a result, watching him punch, a girl panicked: "Has he had a seizure caused by us?"

"It's not epilepsy, I think it's a stroke. My grandfather was like this when he had a stroke!" Another child said seriously.

Chen Song clenched his fists and wanted to beat these little bastards to make them epilepsy.

After half an afternoon of class, he finally realized one thing: it’s so difficult to be a human being!

After the school bell rang, he packed up and ran away.

Clay shouted from behind: "Don't you want to waste it?"

It was already dark. Chen Song saw that there were several missed calls from Goblin on his phone, so he sighed and dialed back: "Hey, it's me."

Gobl asked, "Man, why don't you answer the phone? Damn it, you seem to be exhausted? You made an appointment for an afternoon of cannon?"

Chen Song sighed again: "I was abused for an afternoon..."

"SM? Is it so exciting to play? Wouldn't you call me if you have such a good thing?"

"Get out, it's an activity class for the children! Tell me, when will I eat beef?"

"Eat beef? Eat beef hair! That cow ran away! It has not been found yet!" Gobl said indignantly.

Chen Song was shocked: "Run away? You didn't chase it? Isn't there any position?"

Gobl said frustrated: "It is said that the satellite signal is not good because of the weather, and the cow can't be found now."

"Wait for me to go and have a look."

He drove to the small ranch and saw Oracafo rectifying his team: more than a dozen shepherds and hounds were summoned and prepared to lead his master to set out to find the cow.

Brother Dao also got involved in the chaos. The fish-me-mute-beaded beads seemed to be a hunting dog. The big dogs barked, and they barked, with the dogs pretending to be powerful, and the dogs rely on their power.

Rhine scratched her head with annoyed look on her face: "How come such a big cow can't be found? This shouldn't be, damn it, this doesn't make sense!"

Gobl was also very distressed. He touched his stomach and was hungry.

Goodson walked up with a police cap and held a small town map. He said, "You guys all come over, let's study the map and deploy the combat!"

This time, everyone's interest was really mobilized. Several big men came with guns, and some people shouted with torches. Chen Song couldn't help but ask, "Is this going to revolt?"

Orakafort said impatiently: "No need to look at the map. We have searched the entire town once. God knows how carefully we searched, but the damn cow has hidden it and can't find it at all!"

The speaker was unintentional, and the listener was intentional. Chen Song raised his arms and said, "Listen to me, guys, listen to me, you searched carefully in the afternoon but didn't find the cow, right? There is only one truth, it may have been taken away and hid at home!"

The people in the town are simple and there are not many cases of chickens crowing and dogs stealing all year round, so no one has ever thought about this.

After hearing Chen Song's words, several people hesitated: "Isn't it possible?"

Chen Song said seriously: "You have searched the wilderness in detail, right? According to Sherlock Holmes's reasoning and deduction method, if all impossible facts are excluded, then no matter how incredible the rest is, it is the truth!"

"But who would do such a thing?"

Chen Song stretched out his hand and pointed to Dongfang: "Mr. Skylinsong of Manor No. 1 is not a good bird, I think he is worthy of doubt!"
Chapter completed!
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