Chapter 47: The Little Witch and the Little Zongzi
Xia Xiaoman stared at him, suddenly rolled his eyelids and stuck out his tongue. He was so terrifying that he turned the TV into a horror movie.
An old monster for thousands of years.
"Where did monsters come from? Cultivating to become spirits? Then you can't kill them no matter how hard you kill them." She said casually.
"To be precise, it is the ancient tribe."
"Ancient Remnants?"
Xia Xiaoman's face turned solemn, and he listened carefully. The amazing secret was the most amazing one. But when he saw that Gu Cheng had no more, he couldn't help but collapsed.
"What?" she couldn't help asking.
"Chen Hua, Lilith, they are all monsters that appear out of thin air, only blood inheritance." Gu Cheng said.
"Where is the vixen?"
"Qingqiu Fox is also an ancient remnant."
"Oh!" Xia Xiaoman suddenly realized and scratched his head, "So in modern times, they are all lurking, or they are extinct."
Lilith doesn't want to have children, so she creates a little witch... Even if she has a little witch, she can't find the same race to reproduce and pass it on with humans from generation to generation, and finally she still needs to merge into an ordinary person.
"If Lilith wants to have a baby, will I be reincarnated when she is pregnant, will I also have the chance to become a half-witch?"
Xia Xiaoman clasped her feet and guessed that if she did that, her life would be very long and she would not have to go to Gu Cheng, but Gu Cheng would come to her by herself.
"She is pregnant here, I will beat her to death." Gu Cheng said lightly.
“…”
Xia Xiaoman opened his mouth and didn't say anything for a moment.
"So, bring Uncle Chen with you..."
"Don't think about it, if they want to have a baby, I won't care."
Gu Cheng smiled, rubbed Xia Xiaoman's hair, and gave her a stick of incense.
"real?"
"Really, I just want to go to the West to have a birth."
"Why?"
“Because…habit.”
Gu Cheng thought about it and said, "Maybe it's obsessive-compulsive disorder."
"And there is this obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
"I'm also worried that they will give birth to big rice dumplings. After all, there are no vampires here." Gu Cheng said seriously, as serious as he said that day that he stole the elixir made by Qin Shihuang with a turtle.
Xia Xiaoman:??
Big dumplings?
If one place brings people, will Western vampires give birth to zombies when they arrive in the East?
Nonsense!
Xia Xiaoman rolled his eyes. This was too outrageous and he couldn't even write it.
However, Gu Cheng's words still made her unable to help but get out of sight. If Chen Hua and his wife really gave birth to zombies, how should they hide their identities?
I jump and jump every day, stretching my arms, and I may not be able to hide it.
Put a talisman in the coffin?
How should the rice dumplings reproduce when they grow up?
The more I thought about it, the more outrageous it became. Xia Xiaoman took back the wrong ideas that were led by Gu Cheng. Looking at Gu Cheng, he couldn't help but think of a small rice dumpling again.
"It seems like a zombie thing to do when I was a kid, so it's good to keep one."
Jumping, it seems to be quite cute.
It’s not bad to wear blue zombie clothes and have a pale face and jump around. Usually, you can go out for a walk in the coffin on Halloween.
It's also great to think about it this way. The little girl wore a big pointed hat and chanted spells in a crisp voice, and could ride a broom... No, Lilith said that the witch did not ride a broom, but turned a cat, turned a human into a pig, or made some strange potion.
"What will you give birth to?" Xia Xiaoman couldn't help asking, "Little Elderly?"
He will always grow up, and then be as old as this guy, and he will provoke the little girl when he is idle, longing to leave the earth and yearn for the sea of stars. This way, it is not as fun as the little witch.
Monsters seem to be very interesting. As long as you teach them well since childhood, like Chen Hua, you will not suck people's blood. You can even change your work and rest when you hide your identity.
"I won't give birth." Gu Cheng said.
Xia Xiaoman was shocked when he heard this and his eyes turned down, "Are you really...?!"
Gu Cheng reached out and pinched the flesh on her shoulder and twisted it for half a circle. Xia Xiaoman gritted his teeth and said nothing.
"Continue to talk." Gu Cheng smiled.
"You haven't tried it!" Xia Xiaoman said, "Actually, you don't know if you can have a child!"
“This is indeed.”
"Are you afraid that the child will not live forever? By then, he will become an old man. You are still young. Touching the old man's head, I'm your father... Oh, I won't say it anymore!"
"I don't have to be afraid. If I have children, I will definitely not be able to live forever." Gu Cheng shook his head.
"Why? Are you also a monster?"
"I'm not an ancient remnant."
Gu Cheng didn't say much. Although he couldn't remember some things clearly, he was very clear about his situation.
"What a coincidence, I can't have a baby! I'm a ghost!" Xia Xiaoman was very excited.
Gu Cheng took out a piece of paper from under the coffee table, tore it into a long strip and spit it on Xia Xiaoman's face, and turned back to the bedroom.
Xia Xiaoman followed behind and jumped with his arms straightened, like a zombie. He was about to enter the house, but Gu Cheng was locked outside the door.
"It's so disgusting!"
She took off the broken paper from her forehead and threw it on Gu Cheng's door.
"You said if I advise Lilith to give birth to a little witch, would she agree? I think the little witch seems very cute. Now there is something like that test tube or something." Xia Xiaoman thought about it more and more and more and more and more and more and more, the more interesting the witch was.
As for the little rice dumplings, they will definitely not be born. The blood clan can only produce blood clans. Like Chen Hua, they will poke the street with their sleeves in their arms. The farmers will watch the fun and take out a handful of melon seeds from their pockets.
"Aren't you afraid that she will give birth to a nest of cats?" Gu Cheng spoke in the room.
“…can you become a human?”
Xia Xiaoman thought about how Gu Cheng mentioned how the cat came from when she was just having dinner, and her expression changed.
Could it be when the witch becomes a cat...
It should be impossible, no, absolutely impossible!
"You try and advise her to go back to her hometown to have a baby."
Gu Cheng was not worried about the storm caused by Chen Hua and Lilith, and it didn't matter if they even exposed their identities.
People in the Middle Ages could catch them and burn them to death. Now it is simpler. Perhaps it will not be burned to death, but will have a more tragic ending.
The only thing he was worried about was that a guy was secretly hiding in the corner to give birth to children and reproduce, giving birth to a lot, then lurking in human society, taking the dominance, and finally turning the tables in one fell swoop.
This kind of thing is not without precedent. "Shan Hai Jing·Northern Classic of Great Wilderness": In the Great Wilderness, there is a mountain called Rongfu Mountain, which goes along the water. Some people call it Quan Rong, which is a dog-headed and human body, and pursues the superiority of men and women.
The Quanrong Kingdom, also known as the Quanfeng Kingdom, was not worthy of serious treatment, but it was such a small tribe that secretly integrated into humans and wanted to restore the tribe and replace the pillars. Later, it was completely wiped out by Qin's hands.
At that time, they were no different from humans. If it weren't for the hatred that made them unable to hold on and continue to lurk, the tribal war would probably continue.
Ancient Remnants...
This is a war.
It lasted for thousands of years and should have ended long ago.
Gu Cheng looked out the window and sighed.
Chapter completed!