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Chapter 370: I feel sorry for Lao Bai

One basin of noodles, three dishes of kimchi, and more than ten fried eggs. This is the lunch for eleven people in the Mushroom House today.

There are also a lot of people in this period because there are too many jobs.

Zheng Xun wiped his hands on the apron and sat down, picked up a bowl, and waited to pick up noodles.

Su Ye looked at him: "What are you doing? Doesn't the program team have lunch boxes?"

Zheng Xun had a cold sign above his head and silently put down the bowl: "Mobile phone password."

Su Ye: "The first four digits after the root number two decimal point, and the first two digits after the root number four decimal point."

Zheng Xun: “…”

Tu Jun: "Puff! Hehehe... Is the root number two okay? Hehehehehe..."

Bai Zhantang looked at Su Ye: "What about mine?"

Su Ye picked half a bowl of noodles, picked some kimchi and mixed well: "Chicken and rabbit are the same as chickens and rabbits, with a total of thirty legs. The first two digits of your password are the number of wings, the middle two digits are the number of ears, and the last two digits are the number of eyes."

The bowl in Lao Bai's hand fell on the table and rolled around.

"You kill me! Ah~"

Teacher Bai gave himself a complete set of sunflower acupointing hands, and then lay down on the edge of the table to pretend to be dead.

Zheng Xun thought for a long time: "I remember that I memorized the root number two when I was in school. 1.41421356...What is the root number four? Hiss..."

Wang Hongyan compared Director Zheng, you are really second.

Zheng Xun suddenly realized and slapped his head: "Yes, the square of two is equal to four, the password is 414200."

The phone was unlocked successfully.

It's so happy.

Lao Bai looked at Zheng Xun enviously: "Brother, where is my password?"

Zheng Xun: "What's up to me? Then who, where are my photos?"

Tu Jun is now brave: "On my place, but I won't give it to you..."

Zheng Xun: "Next season, you are no longer a permanent guest!"

Tu Jun: "Brother Ye, he threatens me? Let's change the director? I feel that this director is stupid."

Su Ye: "It makes some sense."

Zheng Xun slapped Tu Jun on the back of the head: "That's a postcard for buying a wallet. You like to keep it yourself."

After saying that, Lao Zheng left.

Tu Jun rubbed his head: "Hehehe...Impossible, why is the postcard I sent so fat?"

Dada dada...

Zheng Xun rushed over and pinched Tu Jun's neck and shook it hard: "You crazy! Don't implicate me if you want to die, okay? Cut it off the part just now, cut it off... I am the director, I have the final say."

Bai Zhantang laughed: "It seems that he is really a girlfriend, it's a solid idea! Oh, it's not easy for you to find a girlfriend like this."

Zheng Xun threw away Tu Jun, left with a cold sign on his head: "Teacher Bai, I originally planned to help you calculate the same chicken and rabbit as the same cage, haha... let's play by yourself."

He left with great care.

Lao Bai was stunned: "Brother? Brother, don't leave me behind! We have had a grudge at least..."

The girls couldn't help laughing. This show was so fun.

He Mingliang patted Teacher Bai on the shoulder: "Don't be discouraged, there is true love in the world, what do you think this is?"

Lao Bai: "What?"

He Mingliang: "Draft paper and pen! No thanks."

Bai Zhantang sucked a mouthful of noodles, picked up his pen sadly and began to write and draw. Later, he was given a heartbreaking erhu music to him.

Li Tong suddenly envied Lao Bai. Director Su was so good at taking care of him and specially developed the plot for him. In contrast, everyone else became a supporting role.

Chen Duyun no longer had any thoughts, because she was going to fight for beauty in this episode with big head effects... she was dead.

Not to mention Chen Yue, there is no sense of existence at all.

When everyone had almost finished eating, while chatting, Bai Zhantang suddenly slapped the table.

"Hey! I tried it! It's five chickens and five rabbits!"

Slap sex...

Everyone applauded and applauded, wow, you are so great.

"Hahahaha, this kind of pediatric problem is difficult for me?"

Gu Yi

Bai Zhantang smiled with his hips on his hips, and then was stunned.

He asked, "What is behind the question? I didn't hear it clearly, what are the first two passwords?"

Everyone: "..."

This guy is so stupid!

Brother Ye was indeed not wrong. He exuded a temperament of "Come and cause trouble for me".

Lao Bai put a fried egg for Su Ye and said charmingly: "Director Su, please tell me the question again?"

Su Ye: "I won't eat eggs anymore. They are cold and fishy. I'll say it again. Look, three hundred kilograms of lotus roots, you've seen them too. There are more in the afternoon. You can transport them to Mr. Wu's house at the entrance of the village to buy him. He specializes in purchasing lotus roots. After selling out today's lotus roots, I'll talk about the topic again."

Bai Zhantang: "You bully people too much!"

Su Ye: "Yes. You know me the first day, so it's good that you get used to it."

Bai Zhantang: "Then... have I cleaned up the dishes?"

Su Ye: "Thank you for your hard work."

Lao Bai: "Hey, why are you polite? They are all silver-armed."

The barrage is all about "I feel sorry for Lao Bai" and "Hahaha".

In fact, Bai Zhantang knew very well that it seemed like he was bullied, but it was actually a variety show effect.

The most important thing is that Su Ye not only created a very good variety show effect for him, but also made his character design well. If the "suffering bag" is set up, I, Lao Bai, will definitely be a regular variety show guest in the future!

This trip is right!

Because of this, Bai Zhantang is very happy to cooperate with Su Ye and has first-class acting skills.

Speaking of which, it is not easy for him. He debuted at a young age and was a young man. Then he became a comedian for no reason. The audience wants to laugh at any film and television drama, but it is beyond help.

It’s better to play variety shows, which can make money and bring joy to the audience.

This is also the reason why Su Ye doesn't like to invite idol artists to the show. They don't have a sense of variety shows, and they all think that their appearance is amazing. Su Ye has no burden on the real appearance ceiling, and he doesn't know what those weird ugly pusses are thinking.

"Let's take a break first? The weather is too hot, so I want to take a nap. We'll get up to work at three o'clock."

Su Ye rarely shows a kind side.

Zhang Sinuo took Wang Hongyan and three actresses upstairs and went to the girls' dormitory to sleep. It was not that they were too sleepy, but that the room was too hot outside and there was air conditioning in the room.

The trio of the land reclamation group dared not take a nap. In order to save face for Brother Ye, she wore a straw hat and continued to dig lotus roots in the fields under the scorching sun.

Bai Zhantang was in pain: "Don't! The children are growing up, can you take a nap?"

Stop digging!

The more I dig, the more I will give! My dear mother!

He Mingliang and Tu Jun were having popsicles in the pavilion and chatting with Su Ye.

Lao Bai just arrived from the crew and was exhausted: "Don't you sleep?"

Tu Jun: "I will sleep forever after death, so why should I sleep for a long time before I die?"

Bai Zhantang turned around and left: "Mysterious!"

After a while, Lao Bai fell asleep in the dormitory of the Mushroom House.

In a daze, someone was poking him.

"Wake up, wake up."

"What are you doing?"

Lao Bai rubbed his eyes and sat up.

Su Ye, He Mingliang and Tu Jun stared at him together.

Su Ye said: "The machine in the house just now didn't turn on, and I didn't photograph you falling asleep. Get up and go to bed again."

Lao Bai: "Ahhhhh..."

Tu Jun: "I have really remembered the question of chickens and rabbits in the same cage."

Bai Zhantang: "Get out!"

Su Ye and the other two ran away immediately.

Teacher Bai finally fell asleep and took a nap in the summer, which was the most comfortable.

Hurry~
Chapter completed!
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