Chapter 564: Learned and Talented(1/2)
Su Ye: "Now there are ten thousand yuan, which can also be called ten thousand yuan households."
Zhang Hengxi leaned back tactically.
Lu Jihu shook his head: "Ono, think about it again."
Su Xing smiled: "What a bad answer? Isn't it too perfunctory?"
Zhang Hengxi: "The answer... is correct."
Everyone was stunned, and then surrounded Zhang Hengxi in anger and asked loudly, "Are you perverted?" What weird questions are you asking?"
Question 8: Can juicer juicer squeeze juicer to juice?
This is a free score question. Zhang Yao's broken umbrella was drawn after answering this question correctly.
Su Ye: "No."
Zhang Hengxi: "Why?"
Su Ye: "Do you ask why? Do you want to deduct the bonus?"
Zhang Hengxi touched his nose and became cowardly.
Question 9, Why is it not recommended to go out to drink with friends with your wife on your back?
Su Ye: "Because you will be tired after carrying someone for too long."
Wang Lexing: "What are you carrying?"
Zhang Hengxi: "Correct."
Lu Jihu jumped around and said, "You have answered nine questions correctly! Come on, Ono!"
Su Xing complained to Chen Chuxin: "Did you find it? This is a weird company that runs a weird show that a weird director does. The weird boss can always answer these weird questions correctly."
Chen Chuxin: "Birds of a feather flock together, we are too serious and suffer a loss of honesty."
Wang Zhengliang said: "Or why would even tadpoles tease you? I feel that life is actually quite short, hahaha..."
Chen Chuxin: “…”
Don't mention tadpoles anymore, okay?
In the pilot film of "The Mutton House", the famous scene of Chen Chuxin getting drunk has been circulating on the Internet in the past two months, and Chen Chuxin's image has been completely subverted. Netizens have given him a new nickname, such as tadpole philosopher, tadologist, fish pond terminator, etc. In short, the image of the former gentle singer was completely destroyed.
But... it's quite popular.
Chen Chuxin is now the most popular among the reemployment boy groups, because of his subversive display in variety shows that he has attracted a large number of fans.
Su Ye reached into the box and blindly drew the last question.
The six permanent guests also surrounded each other nervously. After all, they were too food and had too little supplies yesterday. They were hungry and didn't eat much for the whole day. Now, the hope of the whole village is on Su Ye.
Want to win!
I have to say that these six people recorded yesterday were really cool and full of laughter. The audience's happiness will be based on their pain.
Finally, Su Ye drew a question card.
Lu Jihu rushed over and grabbed the question and started reading it. He was more than anyone else looking forward to Su Ye bringing more supplies to help them survive. This guy was stung by a honeycomb yesterday.
"If a centaur is pregnant, is the fetus in the human belly or in the horse's belly? What's the problem?"
Lu Jihu is crazy, and there must be a limit if the program team is not a human being, right?
Who knows how many stomachs are like Centaur?
Chen Chuxin couldn't stand it either: "It's not that I complained, it was really too much to ask this kind of question to the program team. It was even more too much to why the meteorite I drew yesterday and fell into the crater."
Others nodded one after another.
Yesterday, Chen Chuxin answered confidently, saying that because the meteorite fell down and formed a crater, the meteorite fell into the crater.
The answer is wrong.
Until now, they don't know what the correct answer is.
Logically speaking, Chen Chuxin’s answer is not a problem, but the program team just said it was wrong.
Zhang Yao hid under the umbrella and shook his head: "Forget it, answering nine questions correctly is already very good. Meteorite is just a problem with the question, and the centaur question is even more outrageous."
Wang Lexing: "I already regret coming to this show."
Lu Jihu said: "If it weren't for not being able to get work, who would have suffered from this show? After playing supporting roles last time, Hengdian crew didn't like us."
Zhang Yao: "Okay, I haven't used a mask and wet toilet paper for a day."
Su Ye asked curiously: "Did you use the leaves to go to the toilet?"
Zhang Yao said arrogantly: "That's too rough, right? I'm a squatting in the sea."
Su Ye: "Master."
Zhang Hengxi reminded: "Su Ye, please answer quickly, otherwise it will be considered as giving up the answer."
Su Ye said: "The meteorite falls into a crater, which is called the principle of crater selection, because..."
Zhang Hengxi said: "The question you draw is a centaur, not a meteorite. Moreover, the question of meteorite is whether meteorites only fall into craters and why."
Su Ye suddenly realized: "Ah...that's fine, meteorites don't just fall in craters."
All the six most injustice species were shocked. If the meteorites did not fall into the crater, would they fall into your home?
Su Ye said: "Meteorites will also fall into the sea without forming craters. In addition, some meteorites will burn and split into small pieces when they pass through the atmosphere, and will not form craters on the ground."
Mid-American...
The reemployment boy group six is convinced, the title of this program group is too old.
Su Ye continued: "The question of centaur is actually very simple. First of all, centaurs have no human belly, nor horse belly, only two centaur belly. Therefore, the fetus is no longer in the human belly, nor in the horse belly. If you choose one of the two belly, it will be..."
Lu Jihu stared at Su Ye curiously. How could he do it?
Su Xing: "It seems like you have raised a family."
Zhang Yao smiled and didn't know what evil things had happened.
Zhang Hengxi: "You must choose one, is it the belly of the human body or the belly of the horse body?"
Su Ye: "The belly of the horse's body."
Very confident answer.
Su Ye did not hesitate at all and was confident.
Zhang Hengxi was stunned: "Why?"
Su Ye: "The question didn't ask why. You just said that you answered correctly, right?"
Zhang Hengxi could only say: "Okay, you answered correctly again."
Could this guy have read the answer?
Not.
Zhang Hengxi knew that he had only submitted program planning plans to the company and did not give detailed questions.
The six major injustice were no longer suffering, and they all surrounded each other curiously and asked, why are you sure that the fetus is in the belly of the horse?
Su Ye smiled reservedly and said, "Don't shoot this part anymore, you can't even play it."
The photographers turned off their phones and walked away, and they had experience.
What the boss Su Ye said cannot be broadcast is usually really pornographic and violent.
Su Ye explained: "I still have some understanding of centaurs... Girls walk away, otherwise I will be shy. I have seen a detailed body structure diagram in a Japanese comic. She actually has two entrances. The front is a trial area, which can also be used to entertain guests. The back is a real and effective entrance, and the rear is also convenient for childbirth. However, breastfeeding is a human body, and I have studied it..."
"Damn..."
"All this is OK?"
"You are so fucking knowledgeable and talented!"
"Su Ye, what weird books do you read usually?"
"What a pervert!"
"I suspect Zhang Hengxi has also seen it."
"I haven't seen it before, it's the question given by my assistant. I'm very simple."
"Pooh!"
"Bitch."
"How do you scold people?"
Zhang Hengxi retorted with a stern rebuttal.
Lu Jihu couldn't bear it: "Are you still human?"
Zhang Hengxi: "Su Ye, he scolds you."
Su Ye: "Huzi, I'm kind to help you, why are you scolding me?"
To be continued...