Chapter 2267 This is the funniest joke
In the restaurant of Fangcun Hotel, there is a joyful atmosphere.
Lei Huanxi, Fatty Mo, and Ouer were all there talking jokes one after another.
Victory has arrived, and I am indeed qualified to relax myself.
In particular, another great victory is about to come.
"I'll tell you one."
Lei Huanxi said happily:
"During the Song Dynasty, there was a great reformer named Wang Anshi, and an upright famous scholar named Liu Gongfu. Wang Anshi liked to talk about farmland water conservancy. Some villains flattered him and offered him advice: "To clean up the 800-mile water pool in Liangshan and convert it into farmland is definitely a benefit to the people." It was the Liangshan in the Water Margin. Of course, there were no heroes on it at that time.
Wang Anshi was very happy when he heard this, and then asked slowly: "Where did the water you have been washed? " Liu Gongfu, who was standing by, couldn't stand the flattery of these villains, so he interrupted and said sarcastically: "This is easy. If you dig an eight hundred miles of water from the side, can you accommodate it?" Wang Anshi laughed at the time."
Fatty Mo and Ouer listened very seriously. When they saw Lei Huanxi, they stopped talking and asked:
"Then what?"
"What then?" Lei Huanxi said in a daze: "It's gone."
None?
Is this a joke?
What a fucking joke this is.
Not funny at all.
There is no way, Brother Huanxi just likes to say these cold jokes that no one can laugh at all.
"I'll just say one." Fatty Mo decided to break the awkward atmosphere of such a joke that was not funny:
"A city man took the train with a countryman. The city man said, 'Let's bet! If anyone asks for something, the other party doesn't know, just pay one dollar."
The countrymen said, "You people in the city are smarter than our countrymen. I will suffer losses if you bet like this. If I ask, you don't know, you lose one dollar; if you ask, I don't know, I lose half a dollar to you."
The people in the city believed that they were knowledgeable and felt that they could not suffer any losses, so they agreed.
The countryman asked: ‘What kind of thing has three legs flying in the sky?’
The city people couldn't answer and lost a dollar. After that, the city people asked the country people the same question.
‘I don’t know either.’ The country man honestly admitted: ‘This half dollar is for you.’.”
Is it funny?
It's not funny at all.
How can people be happy if you let a few people who can’t tell jokes sit together and tell jokes?
The atmosphere was even more awkward.
Fortunately, the appearance of several people solved the embarrassment.
Bradley and his father and his team appeared.
"Mr. Ray, Mr. Mo, Mr. Ounep."
Bradley said politely: "As the agreed time, we are here."
"Tim, Tim." When he saw Bradley, Ernep knew that he would no longer have to endure that boring joke: "You come 30 minutes early, sit down and have something to eat with us."
“I’ve eaten.”
Bradley was always so humble in front of Mr. Ernep: "Of course, I can talk and chat with you."
When Bradley sat down, Ernep opened his mouth and asked, "Tim, can you tell jokes?"
"Just?" Bradley was stunned for a moment: "I'm so sorry, I can't tell any jokes."
"I know a very good joke." At this time, another person appeared.
Guo Liqian.
Bradley immediately stood up, and Guo Liqian sat down with her hidden feelings.
Beauties always need to be treated preferentially.
Especially the widow who is so beautiful and rich in Guo Liqian.
"It's great, let me wait and see, no, I'm just trying to listen." Pu Neipu said with a smile.
Guo Liqian lit a thin cigar for herself, took a graceful mouthful and said:
"I have a younger brother who doesn't like the dishes my mother cooks, but she likes instant noodles.
One day my mother didn’t cook vegetables, and my brother wanted to eat instant noodles again. My mother scolded him: ‘Mom didn’t cook vegetables, wouldn’t you go out to buy bento? Noodle noodles are not nutritious!’
My brother said, "I just like to eat, how about it!"
‘Oh! Mom told you that instant noodles are really not a good thing. Your dad used to have a young lady in the company. In order to save all the money and send it home, she ate instant noodles in the morning, noon at noon, noon at night, and noon at every day. As a result, she died three months later! Such a beautiful young girl died like this.’
My brother asked in shock: ‘Really or not?’
‘How could mom lie to you!’
‘Really, how did she die?’
‘This is it, I had a car accident when I bought instant noodles!’
As soon as Guo Liqian finished speaking, laughter began to sound.
Except for our Brother Huanxi, he didn't laugh.
"So funny?" Brother Huanxi scratched his head and said, "I think the joke I told is similar to?"
"Of course it's funny." Ernep put away his smile and said seriously: "If you are also a beauty, even if you tell us a profound math problem as a joke, we will burst into laughter."
This time it caused a lot of laughter again.
"Okay." Fatty Mo looked at the time and said, "Although we are very good at telling jokes, we can make money. Now, let's go to the conference room to take stock of our spoils."
This is a moment Bradley has been looking forward to.
He stood up first.
Then his father Duke, assistant Winderda, and chief scientific consultant Gart Janes, who had been sitting next to him, stood up at the same time.
It's about to start.
Spreading meeting.
Bradley thinks this title is particularly suitable.
They successfully teased Zhu Jinyan and his Monique Company.
This not only helps me get rid of financial difficulties, but also makes me become a rich man soon.
When they entered the elevator, Ouer suddenly spoke:
"I haven't told a joke just now, and I suddenly remembered one. This joke is like this. A fool thought he had achieved great success. My joke was finished."
Is this a joke?
Bradley was confused.
But Lei Huanxi in the elevator, Fatty Mo and Guo Liqian laughed at the same time.
And they laughed very happily.
Bradley could only smile dryly.
But this joke is really not funny at all.
Bradley really doesn't like these people's taste for jokes, but he also has to laugh!
The elevator stopped.
Everyone walked out of the elevator.
A wonderful day.
Bradley felt particularly happy.
"Thank you, Mr. Bradley."
Ernep suddenly said at this time.
"Thank you, what do you thank?" Bradley didn't understand very well.
"Thank you for sending us here." O'Nep said easily:
"Please go back now."
Chapter completed!