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Chapter 157

The ugly donkey pulled the car into the village, and Canghai sitting in the car, Ping'an and Shi Wei were also humming a small song happily. As for Shi Wei's things, they were transported back to Shi Wei's house. Now the things on the cart are all bought by Canghai, and they are all used for food and clothing. The small half of the cart is almost full.

As soon as he entered the village, Shi Wei saw a group of people surrounding the entrance of the village, raising his head and pointing at him. From time to time, two women's angry shouts came. Of course, most of the old and young men looked happy, as if something interesting happened.

"Look, what happened?" Shi Wei pointed at the crowd.

At this time, Canghai also saw it. After driving the ugly donkey forward for about ten meters, he shouted, and the ugly donkey stopped the car steadily.

"What are everyone doing?" Cang Hai shouted.

Actually, there is no need to shout. Now Canghai already knows what everyone is watching. His iron head is sitting on the tree now. Unlike usual, he has a very conspicuous pants on his body!

It’s nothing strange for orangutans to wear pants. Some zoos or circus orangutans will also put pants on orangutans to attract customers.

But the pants on the iron head are very outstanding. Why? Because the pants are very rustic and red quilt-faced, which is the color of the big quilt and the pattern of the red peony that was commonly used in rural areas a long time ago. Now it seems so vulgar.

When everyone turned around, they saw Canghai coming back, and greeted Canghai: "Hawa is Haiwa back?"

"I'm back, who's the pants that I put on?" Cang Hai asked.

When Qiu Shanghua heard this, she waved the small branch in her hand and complained to Canghai: "Who made it for it? I just washed the clothes in the morning, and I was waiting to collect my big trousers just now. At first I thought it was blown away by the wind, but I didn't expect it to be stolen by your iron head. I chased you to your house and found that this thing actually hid the trousers. I looked through it for a while and found it snatched it from my hand and put it on my body. Now I'm asking it to return the trousers to me. You're here and ask your monkey to return the trousers to me!"

After hearing Grandma Qiu say this, Canghai realized that it turned out that Tietou stole Grandma Qiu's pants, but Canghai did not rush to let Tietou down. Instead, a flash of inspiration in his head suddenly realized that he could throw the blame, and said to Shi Wei: "Tieou stole Grandma Qiu's pants!"

The meaning in Canghai's dialect is obvious. This is to tell Shi Wei that the two pairs of underwear she threw were not stolen by herself, but were the case made by Tietou.

Shi Wei didn't understand, but now she was not interested in telling her underwear. She didn't want to talk about this in front of the villagers. She blushed at Cang Hai: "You have so much to say, hurry up and shout Tie Tou down and return Grandma Qiu's underwear to others."

"Okay, OK, but you can't misunderstand me anymore," Cang Hai said.

"Hurry up, why are you going to be slow?" Shi Wei was speechless.

Qiu Shanghua and others heard this and asked at Canghai: "What misunderstanding? Did you bully someone's teacher and doctor?"

"I'm still bullying her? It's a good thing she didn't bully me." Cang Hai said, bent his waist and shouted at the iron head on the tree: "Come down quickly, iron head!"

Tietou squatted on the tree branch, grinned at Canghai, showing a "smiling face" at the same time, while Ah screamed both sides, but her body didn't move. Not only did she not move, she reached out to grab the extremely vulgar flower pants on her body.

Cang Hai was a little speechless and shouted at Tietou: "Come down quickly, I will beat you if I don't come down!"

The iron head was even more reluctant to come down, and turned it over, looking very disdainful. The two little black hands still kept their trousers tightly.

Cang Hai thought to himself: What's the good thing about such a fancy pants? You're a treasure! I can forgive you for stealing Shiwei's underwear. After all, Shiwei's underwear is not so interesting, but Grandma Qiu is so old, almost seventy years old. You, a monkey, actually steals her underwear and puts it on your body. This taste is really unsatisfactory. I'm embarrassed to follow you!

"Did you hear it? Come down, if you can't get down, if you don't get down, I'll go up." Cang Hai became more and more annoyed when he thought about it.

Shi Wei walked to Canghai at this time, looked at the tree, thought for a moment, and said to Canghai: "Don't yell at it, the more you yell, the less it won't come down. I think Tiedou may like fancy and fancy things in color. Otherwise, I will choose a brightly colored piece of clothes I bought."

Cang Hai turned to Shi Wei and asked, "Can you do it?"

"Absolutely!" After Shi Wei said that, she turned around and returned to the cart, picked one out of her luggage, took it in her hand and returned to the tree.

"Tietou, Tietou, come here, come here, see the clothes I bought for you. Let's wear our own clothes and give them back to others?" Shi Wei shook the clothes in her hand at Tietou.

Tietou heard Shi Wei's voice and looked at the clothes in Shi Wei's hand, and immediately became a little moved.

Now Shi Wei is holding a flower shirt she picked for Canghai in the provincial capital. Canghai was originally very dissatisfied with the kind of very vulgar and the colors were very eye-catching, either tender green or sky blue, and there were messy patterns. A piece of clothing had a contrasting color that hit the outrageous clothes. Canghai felt that she was wearing a female ticket buyer from Hong Kong in the 1970s and 1980s.

Originally, Canghai was not happy, but Shi Weifei said it was good-looking, so Canghai had to follow her wishes. Unexpectedly, Canghai was used by Shi Wei to lure Tie Tou before he put it on.

"This is my clothes!"

Shi Wei didn't even look at Cang Hai: "Don't you like it?"

"If you don't like it, you ask me to buy it?" Cang Hai was even more speechless.

Canghai didn't understand that sometimes women buy clothes not for what men liked or disliked, but for what they liked themselves, and enjoyed the joy of dressing up men.

The iron head on the tree is very entangled now. It can be seen from its almost wrinkled little face. It likes the big flowered shorts on its body now, but it also feels that the clothes in Shi Wei's hands are more beautiful, so she is obviously hesitating.

"Forget it, forget it, I don't want these pants anymore! Anyway, I've been worn by it, I don't want to wear them anymore." Qiu Shanghua is embarrassed to let Cang Hai forcefully pull off the pants on Tie Tou for herself. It's just a pair of pants. Besides, it's not a good pants. She used her old quilt to make her use of her face to change it. If it's gone, it's gone.

"Sorry, Grandma Qiu, I'll go back and educate it hard. Next time it will definitely not dare, and I don't know when I will get involved in stealing things."

After Cang Hai finished speaking, he asked at the crowd around him, "Who else has lost something?"

"No!"

"there is none left"

People around him said.

Tietou just likes bright clothes. He has been with Canghai and other humans for a long time. Seeing that they are wearing clothes, it has no clothes. After reflecting on it, he asked Canghai several times, but because Canghai didn't understand its meaning at all and did not understand Tietou's demands, Tietou found one by himself.

The one who stole Shi Wei in front was not that Tie Tou didn't want to wear it, but that although Shi Wei's little neighbour was beautiful, after wearing it, Tie Tou felt uncomfortable.

Thinking about Shi Wei's young girl, she is naturally very close-fitting. Although she is not only two taels, she is not much more important and can be used to wear iron heads. So Tie Tou hid it on Canghai's bed. Needless to mention the matters behind, Shi Wei took it back and let his master Canghai take the blame for two days.

But this time I found that Qiu Shanghua's big flower shorts were very satisfied. Women in their sixties and seventies were casual in their clothes and there was not so much attention. They felt very comfortable on the set of iron heads, at least more comfortable than Shi Wei's underwear. On the one hand, they were loose, and on the other hand, they did not have the feeling of being squeezing like Shi Wei's Nene.

Other people really didn't lose it, because the villagers are all old and no one can wear any particularly floral underwear. Generally, they are both bright red and gray at most. Even women's ones are like this. The edges of the iron head are naturally not stole.

Cang Hai pointed at Tietou: "Did you hear it when you come down?"

"Aohu! Aohu!"

Tietou squirted at Canghai for a few breaths, then turned his head back, looking like I didn't want to pay attention to you.

"You little thing!" Cang Hai was a little crazy.

"What are you doing? Don't scare it if you say it." Shi Wei immediately reached out and pushed Canghai.

Canghai moved two steps to the side, muttering as he moved, "I scared it, look at its owed appearance!"

After driving Canghai aside, Shi Wei said to everyone again: "Everyone has dispersed. There are so many people surrounding me, Tietou may be a little scared."

Hearing Shi Wei's words, a group of old and young men dispersed. Everyone had been around for almost half an hour and the excitement was almost gone. So they ran to about twenty meters away and squatted down, chatting in groups of three or three, watching Shi Wei shouting to get down the tree.

Canghai looked around and said to himself: You are so idle, why don’t you hoe the grass in the field?

After a while, Tietou slipped down from the tree, came to Shi Wei's side, and reached out to grab the clothes in Shi Wei's hand.

Shi Wei said gently: "Take off the body and let's wear this one!"

Tie Tou was obedient, and took off his big shorts that could almost be worn as a skirt, then threw them on the ground, picked up the clothes from Shi Wei's hand and put them on his body.

Shi Wei handed the shorts that Tie Tou took off and returned to Qiu Shanghua's hand, then said a few words of sorry, then turned to Tie Tou's side, squatted down and gently helped Tie Tou put his clothes on his body, not only putting the clothes on his body, but also buttoning them up.

Tietou obviously likes the clothes on his body. After putting them on, he looks left and right, and makes one or two satisfied sounds from time to time.

"Aohu! Aohu!"

Tietou grinned at Canghai with a big mouth and pointed at his clothes.

Cang Hai said angrily: "Well, I understand, you are so beautiful!"

"Aohu! Aohu!"

Tietou shouted at Shi Wei twice again.
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