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Chapter 420 Urine

The words that Zhou Fan said after me are handsome, you are jealous of me, but the black dragon still sneered: "In the eyes of our dragon, you humans are no different from monkeys and orangutans. I really can't tell the difference between your beauty and ugliness."

"Then remember my face. Those like me are handsome, and others are ugly." Zhou Fan pointed to his face, "this way you will tell."

Heilong laughed at himself and said, "You are really thick-skinned, but you want to know why I refuse to trade with you, so I will tell you."

"I don't know the other guides, but I have had enough of the failure of you guides. It is impossible to reach the end of the ship."

"I also have a set of standards for choosing a partner to board the ship."

"What standard?" Zhou Fan asked solemnly.

It must be this set of standards that exclude him.

"I usually go to pee after waking up for a long time. If this pee is one of the three colors of red, orange and yellow, I will choose to help the boarder. If it is one of the three types of blue, blue and purple, I will choose to kill the boarder as soon as possible and continue to sleep."

"If you can't do it, you can only wait until he dies before going to bed."

Zhou Fan was confused when he heard this. It turned out that there were so many colors of dragon urine... Wait, is it time to pay attention to what color of dragon urine?

The key is that he was actually eliminated by this ridiculous method, and he felt like he was crying but not crying.

The way these guides choose the boarders is too casual and weird!

Moreover, his luck was too bad. Only Wu was the three boarders who boarded the ship, and the other two excluded him.

Zhou Fan looked up at the smoking Black Dragon, and a very reluctant smile appeared on his face and said, "Dear Lord Dragon, can you please drink more water and give you a chance to pee?"

"The dragon clan never takes back his pissing!" The black dragon said firmly.

"Doesn't there be room for your rules to be compatible? For example, playing a game determines the winning or losing, or something?" Zhou Fan asked a little unwillingly. If he could play the game, the boat might help him like he did last time, and he still had a chance.

"What game?" Heilong took a breath of cigarettes again, "Do you think this is a child playing house? Who is this? I am the Lord of all things in humans, the supreme dragon master, and the supreme existence of the Dharma following. I advise you to die of this heart."

"Stay well on this boat. If you can't stay, jump down quickly. Then I can go back and sleep again."

"I've told you everything I should say. Don't bother me anymore. If I hadn't touched you... I could have killed you with a breath."

"I will squint after taking this cigarette, and you can stay there."

Black Dragon's words are both cold and heartless.

"Is there no one in the world who can change your mind?" Zhou Fan asked with a wry smile. This black dragon is really too difficult to communicate with.

Can you only be fishing on your own?

"Human?" Heilong sneered, "Even the most powerful monk in your human race, I cannot change my mind. If there is something in the world that can force me to change my mind, then only my father, who has long been dead."

"If you can let my father appear in front of me now, I will change my mind immediately."

Zhou Fan was silent for a moment, and he looked at Heilong in surprise: "Are you saying true?"

"What's true?" The black dragon was slightly stunned, but it quickly reacted, and it sneered: "I say the Dharma, can you still let my father appear in front of me?"

"Don't say it, I can really do it." Zhou Fan smiled.

After he said this, the air suddenly became cold.

A faint black air filled the black dragon's body, and the entire wooden boat was shrouded in extremely cold air pressure.

The black dragon's golden eyes stared at Zhou Fan coldly: "Some words cannot be joked about!"

No one can joke about its father, even a boat cannot!

Zhou Fan looked directly at the Heilong: "I said I could do it, I could do it."

Heilong said coldly: "How do you do it? If you have the ability to bring my father back from the dead, why do you have to help me? You really start talking nonsense."

"Of course I can't revive your father, but what you said just now was that you would let your father appear in front of you. This may be an illusion." Zhou Fan explained, in fact, he didn't know what was going on.

"Illusion?" The black dragon's golden eyes showed a sarcastic look, "Did you think you have any magic that can make me fall into illusion? Or have you seen my father?"

In the eyes of the Black Dragon, with its dragon clan's talent, there are almost no magic in the world that can make it fall into an illusion. As for seeing its father and thus transforming its father's appearance, it is even more joke!

People who are in the same era as its father dare not say that they are all dead, but they will definitely not be the teenage human bug in front of you!

"You don't need to know how I do it. I just want to ask, aren't you saying that you are following your words? Then do you count on what you say?" Zhou Fan asked calmly.

The black dragon was silent, and the dragon beard slowly floated on the dragon's head. Is there really a way for this person to do it?

This is impossible!

As a guide, it can see all the situations of this person's body. With such a low state, it is absolutely impossible to do this!

But where does his confidence come from?

There was a look of doubt in the golden eyes, but as the pride of the Dragon Lord, it said in a deep voice: "I always speak with Dharma and will not deceive you, a small human."

It will take a look at how this human did it.

"But we have only seen each other twice after all, and I hope Lord Dragon can swear to the ship." Zhou Fan thought about it and said.

Only by swearing to the boat like Yanzhi can Zhou Fan be relieved. Who knows if this black dragon is a kind of person flying all over the sky?

"You don't believe me!" The black dragon was so angry that half of the dragon wings stretched out, and it sternly said: "I want me to swear, but what if you can't do it?"

Zhou Fan frowned slightly, his face was gloomy, but he quickly said, "If I can't do it, what will the Dragon Lord want me?"

"If you can't..." The black dragon stretched out a claw and pointed at the mirror-like gray river. "You want to jump off the boat and swear like me, do you dare?"

"Okay." Zhou Fan said firmly, he had no way out.

The black dragon looked at Zhou Fan, and the golden eyes showed hesitation, but it could not retreat at this time.

Zhou Fan and Heilong soon swore to the ship, and the oath of one man and one dragon was different, but this obviously developed into a bet.

"Come on, let me see how you let my father appear in front of me?" After swearing, the black dragon looked at Zhou Fan coldly.

Zhou Fan raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's the difficulty?"
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