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Chapter 243: The blood is boiling (tenth more)

Within a few words, each of them reported to their homes.

One is the eunuch Liu Jin, and the other is the cabinet master Xie Qian.

Although both sides expressed disdain for the people above the other, they were quite afraid of them and were very sensible and did not escalate the conflict.

After pausing, Eunuch Cao said, "Hehe, I want us to say it..."

Ye Chunqiu, who had been confused for a long time, finally couldn't help it: "Two, should you listen to me?"

These two are indeed a bit too much. Although you are my saviors, Ye Chunqiu is the victim, right? As you say, it’s all your words.

Deng Jian looked at Ye Chunqiu with a smile and said, "Chunqiu, you are still young. I will say these things to me."

Eunuch Cao actually had the same position as him and nodded: "Yes, Chunqiu, we are more familiar with Censor Deng. We don't mean to be a child with Huang's mouth. We just think it's not appropriate for you to say these."

Ye Chunqiu was completely speechless.

Eunuch Cao continued, "Okay, Censor Deng, we are all serving the court. Just listen to you, let's put a feather fan on the waist." He said to the secretary with great magnitude: "You have to add a feather fan in the middle, don't forget."

Then he sighed and said, "Next, Chunqiu rushed left and right, oh, it was really amazing, and saw dust rolling on the battlefield. The little hero used his sword and killed one person in ten steps. All the Japanese dared to respond to their sharp edges. They all trembled, and in just a moment, they cut off thirty heads."

Thirty... and in a moment... Ye Chunqiu felt that Eunuch Cao could not hold back. He was a little crazy except for killing the three heroes of Guidao, and he had no more than ten Japanese people.

He wanted to remind him kindly, but Deng Jian couldn't help but say, "Thirty, Eunuch Cao, I have to remind you that these thirty are too singular, and they sound a bit like a function word, just like a flying flow down three thousand feet or going straight up to the Ninth Heaven. They are all boastful words, not worth trusting. You might as well cut off thirty-four heads, with zero and singular, and it sounds nice to say it out."

When Eunuch Cao heard this, it made sense. It was indeed from the censor. He gave a thumbs up: "We are very convinced by the words Deng Censor Deng. OK, just thirty-four. Write it down and write it down."

Deng Jian sighed again: "It's time to kill the three heroes of the Ghost Island at this time. You have to use tricks, such as hitting the east and hitting the west, or..."

Eunuch Cao smiled and said, "Oh... this murder is like cutting watermelons. Where does the sound come from? Haven't Censor Deng heard of Guan Yunchang killing Hua Xiong with warm wine? Then what about the white horse killing Yan Liang? Zhao Zilong's seven in and seven out? How about killing someone? When the big sword comes out, the thief's head hit the ground. We just love to read the "Three Kingdoms". If you have nothing to do, you will read Master Guan, who is the most admired Master Guan, isn't that the killing? We love this, and Master Liu loves this, too.

A few days ago, Eunuch Liu and I were still discussing who is better than Guan Yunchang or Zhao Zilong. Eunuch Liu likes it, I believe Your Majesty also likes it. We are your Majesty’s ministers, and we are your Majesty’s slaves. We always have to make Your Majesty happy, right? If you kill the three heroes of the Ghost Island, you will still have such a secret. To be honest, if you let someone tell me, the majesty of our Ming Dynasty will be gone. Okay, okay, Censor Deng is not angry, so he just followed you, come, come, come, write it down..."

Eunuch Cao paused here, then brewed his emotions, and said at the top of his throat: "Just just said that the little hero in the Spring and Autumn Period was about to kill, but he saw a Japanese general, who was more than 80 meters tall, his eyes were like a copper bell, his arms were like a bucket, and he held a long blade. The demon blade was swept out, like a ghost crying. Wherever he passed, the soldiers of the Ming army were unstoppable. Seeing this, the little hero in the Spring and Autumn Period laughed three times, fearless, and felt hot, so he took out the feather fan from his waist, slap the wind first, wait for his energy to recover, and then kill the general out. The three hero in the Japanese chief ghost island shouted: "I am the world, I don't know how many heroes have been killed. Who dares to die." After he finished speaking, the sword in the Spring and Autumn Period was as fast as lightning, and one sword sealed the throat. The three hero in the Japanese chief ghost island died here. As the saying goes... I will die if I do unrighteously, as it is true!"

After reading it in one breath, Eunuch Cao was very excited, and he continued to dance: "But the three heroes on the Ghost Island died, and all the Japanese pirates were frightened. Seeing the little heroes in Spring and Autumn, the wind was like hitting a ghost. The little heroes in Spring and Autumn were killed... Well... He slapped the wind again, raised his sword and fought again, and the killing was dark and the dust rolled. Seeing this, the Japanese fled in their arms, leaving only one corpse, with more than a thousand..."

Ye Chunqiu was shocked. Damn, am I a fool? He hurriedly said, "Eunuch Cao, Eunuch Cao... There are more than 700 Japanese pirates."

Eunuch Cao was interrupted by Ye Chunqiu's words and was a little annoyed. He stared at his eyes and forced Ye Chunqiu to smile: "Oh, there are only more than seven hundred, so he had to leave a piece of corpse, and there were more than five hundred."

Deng Jian felt that it was too exaggerated: "Eunuch Cao, there are 700 Japanese pirates, and more than 100 were captured. With all the plans, only more than 500 died. Besides, there were fire attacks before. Even if there were no two or three hundred, they would leave them a hundred. It would not be a shame to the hearts of the soldiers."

Eunuch Cao was not a person who was not easy to talk to. Deng Jian said angrily to him. Instead, he was willing to accept it. He smiled and said, "It makes sense. We have such a fatal negligence. Then... the secretary, if you change it, it will be more than 300. Alas... Although there are fewer, the Japanese pirates are all vicious outlaws. They are all brave and can still be treated. Perhaps... that's the case, what does Censor Deng think?"

Deng Jian was filled with anger. He was so fucked by the feather fan and the silk scarf. The Japanese pirates were destroyed in the mouth of the old man Cao. Why was it like a funny guy who fanned his body when he was fine? He thought about it and said, "You might as well add another sentence. The Japanese pirates were cunning. Seeing the commander being killed, they were all indignant. Hundreds of people rushed forward to avenge the three heroes of the Ghost Island, but they saw the little hero Ye Chunqiu calm and unwilling to care. The corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled and angry..."

"With a smile and anger..." Eunuch Cao pointed out the mistake: "How can you be angry? It's like a thrust, it should be a heroic person, which makes you look unparalleled in the world!"

Deng Jian said angrily: "Okay, that's probably the case. What else should Eunuch Cao add to it?"

Eunuch Cao smiled and said, "There are some of them that we have thought for many years. I'm afraid of showing off my ugly face. Isn't it right now? Come, the secretary took a note, but said that the bandits were destroyed. The little hero was so excited that he didn't feel tired. He raised a three hundred kilogram four-legged tripod, roared into the sky, and suppressed the blood in his heart..."
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