【119】Newsman: In a man's life!
【May 2, fourth update】
Friday, May 22.
At noon that day, Erpang was pestering Zhen Lang: "Boss, just tell me what happened last night?"
Speaking of which, the animals were shocked when they saw Zhen Lang coming back last night.
Although Zhen Lang seemed normal at that time, he always gave the animals a way to escape from chasing and killing the desperate world.
Later, Zhen Lang ignored the confessions of the animals and practiced hard from 10 o'clock in the evening to 11 o'clock in the game. He fell asleep as soon as the lights were turned off.
"Don't ask, the truth is already in front of you. Did you see the mark of love on the boss's neck? The plot is very obvious." As soon as the dynamic mentioned the mark of love, he became inexplicably arrogant and analyzed: "There is a small detail. The boss took a shower when he went out and took a shower when he came back. Did you not notice that the boss came back and went to the bathroom with the change of clothes first?"
The webmaster took over the conversation: "Did they really start having sex last night?"
"oh, no!" Dynamic sentenced English and analyzed it more and more professionally: "I used to think that they had made a story, but I thought about the night sky carefully these two days. Just the little purity deep in our boss's heart and the obscure reserve of Miss Xiaomi, they couldn't get it so quickly."
Erpang was angry: "What you said is vain. What is the truth? The truth is the speed!"
Dynamic: "There is only one possibility, one possibility that the boss is unwilling to think about it again, and he feels embarrassed when he thinks about it. That is, when he was held by Sister Xiaomi and stamped, he ejaculated on the spot..."
Erpang was shocked: "No way, just hold it and put it in a mark, can you ejaculate?"
"Second Master, it depends on who is being held by him. Think about it. Sister Xiaomi dressed so sexy and seductive last night. How many animals could withstand it?" The webmaster looked very experienced and continued: "According to the plot in Xiao Huangwen, some little virgins can be erupted by a girl holding hands. You say that a person like the boss is hugged by a fairy-like beauty like Sister Xiaomi, and even a senior sister stamped her with her flaming red lips. Can he bear it?"
"It makes sense." Erpang was convinced by this theory, so he diverted his mind and made a suggestion: "Boss, don't call him a slut in the future, just call him a newspaper operator instead. Anyway, you are from the journalism department."
He was stunned for a moment of motion: "Second Master, what is a newspaperman?"
The webmaster's mental lewdness surpassed the dynamic. I understood in seconds: "You guys are just a hunch and cum!"
"Ah hahahahahaha!" The dynamic laughed and rolled all over the ground. After laughing for five minutes, the guy said again: "Second, the nickname you think is too insightful, perfectly recreating the situation of the boss at that time."
"Are you guys going to be a god? Stop me!"
Zhen Lang roared angrily and stood up to intimidate everyone with force.
When he was stamped by Shumier last night, he guessed that the animals would weave many versions.
But he never dreamed that this version of the animals' imagination was approaching the truth...
He didn't remember how long he had hugged Shumier last night, but only remembered the indescribable stimulation of the process.
Just when the stimulation was about to reach its peak, Su Jie pushed the door and entered.
In theory, two situations will occur at this time.
First, Zhen Lang was too scared and frightened on the spot. From then on, he faced the sequelae of inaction.
Second, Zhen Lang was stimulated to the extreme, adrenaline dominated the body, and a volcano erupted on the spot...
I don’t know whether to say it’s lucky or unfortunate, but Zhen Lang encountered the second situation.
What awkwardness and what kind of eruption is this?
Zhen Lang didn't want to recall the tragic scene at that time...
The only thing that comforted him was that Shuimi'er noticed his abnormality, held him and refused to let go, and quarreled with Su Jie for a few words. At that critical moment, Su Jie, who had drunk too much beer, couldn't hold it in and went to the bathroom, so Zhen Lang took the opportunity to escape.
In a man's life, there are always some things that he is unwilling to mention.
Last night, Zhen Lang experienced something that he would never want to mention to anyone.
He had thought countless times that, in addition to nocturnal dreams, the first time that his awakening in his life should be to be on the same bed as the girl in his heart, ushering in a beautiful and meaningful moment.
However, reality is not always as beautiful as people imagined. God gave Zhen Lang ten thousand assumptions. He could not have imagined that the first time he was extremely sober in his life, he actually hugged Shumier and didn't even take off his pants. He actually completed it under the strong onlooker of Su Jie, a female hooligan...
He had no face to face the elders of Jiangdong, the brothers in the dormitory, and even less face to face Shuimi'er.
[Newsman] This title makes Zhen Lang unable to hold his head up as a human being.
Fortunately, Su Jie was half drunk last night and did not find Zhen Lang’s “newspaper”. Otherwise, she would not know what kind of bloody crime would trigger and what kind of bloody storm would cause in the world.
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At one o'clock in the afternoon, Zhen Lang's cell phone rang again.
It was Su Jie who called him, and this is the third time Su Jie called him today.
However, Zhen Lang didn't answer it once, and he could imagine how crazy the female gangster was when it erupted.
The ringtone suddenly stopped and the webmaster's cell phone rang again.
The webmaster couldn't wait to answer the phone and said, "Sister, is there any movement in Yu Shasha?"
Su Jie: "I don't have time to talk about Yu Shasha today. Is the lust there?"
Webmaster: "In."
Su Jie: "You drive the hands-free, sister will scold him to death!"
The webmaster hesitated for a moment, but in the end, there was still a opposite sex without will, so he turned on hands-free.
"Selang, I know you are here. If you have the will, just try it out?"
Su Jie's fierce voice came from her cell phone, and the animals in the dormitory could hear clearly.
"Abuse, you two have an affair!" As if an angry flame came out of your phone, Su Jie was furious: "It's fine if you two have an affair, but you dare to openly have an affair in my dormitory?"
Hearing this, the three animals in the dormitory were stunned.
They thought Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er had a walk outside again last night, but they didn't expect to go to Su Jie's dormitory.
"Ahhh, I can only listen to my territory. When is it your turn to have an affair?" Su Jie became more and more angry. "To be honest, I have wanted to catch your two of you braids. Yesterday, my sister went to send a team friend and he was going to internship. I pretended to tell Xiaomi that I would play for a night and never go back. That silly girl was indeed fooled. But I dreamed that she actually brought you to our dormitory. In my Buddhist practice place, you did that kind of thing!"
The three animals' eyes were green, and they were wondering, what kind of thing is "that kind of thing"?
Su Jie cursed in great pain: "Beast, if I hadn't arrived in time, your cliff would have been a big mistake!"
The webmaster exchanged glances with Dynamic, and he pointed at his bed, which meant: Could it be that the eldest and Xiaomi sister had just lying on the bed when they broke into the door?
The dynamic showed a bitter expression, and then pulled his clothes, which meant: The boss is so miserable. I guess it was just when he was about to take off Sister Xiaomi's clothes, and the elder sister rushed in.
Erpang also joined in the eye contact. He looked down at his crotch, which meant: No wonder the boss looked like he was being chased last night. According to my estimate, when the boss was about to insert it, the eldest sister suddenly broke into it...
After the exchange ended here, the animals all looked at Zhen Lang with sympathy.
Su Jie was still cursing: "Selang, I didn't name you the wrong name. You are so lustful and erotic! I honestly explain, how did you take off my Mier's little cover last night?"
Hearing this, the three animals believed more firmly in the conclusion of the eye contact just now.
The webmaster made a second eye contact, which meant: Even the small cover was taken off, and the plot was developing very quickly.
The dynamic look was also deep, which means: It seems that I guessed right. When the boss just took off Sister Xiaomi's skirt and took off her small cover, it was a tragedy in an instant...
Erpang joined in the eye contact again, and he shook his head, which meant: Not necessarily, who stipulated that he had to take off his small cover, and he had to take off his skirt? Maybe the boss would take off his senior sister's small cover first and then take off his small cover?
The webmaster released another look of connotation, which means: I like your idea very much, but I don’t agree with this reasoning. Based on my understanding of the elder sister’s head, if the eldest brother takes off the senior sister’s little Nene first, the elder sister’s head will definitely say that the younger Nene directly, and will not talk about the younger cover first.
Dynamic and Erpang nodded at the same time. The meaning is very simple, just three words: It makes sense...
No one expected that Zhen Lang suddenly said angrily: "It was not me who took it off!"
"You dare to argue! It's okay if you take off Mi'er's little cover, but you actually throw the little cover on my mouse pad. You are insulting my dignity!" Su Jie became more and more angry and cursed: "Selang, you are a beast-like thing, don't you know that the mouse and keyboard are my wife?"
Speaking of this, Su Jie's voice was heartbreaking: "Ahhh, I really lost my wife and my army this time! The girl who has been trained for seven years was blinded by you with lard. For the sake of freedom of love, I recognized it. But you touched my computer and threw a cover. This is even more than stealing grapes and his mother. I really can't forgive you!"
Zhen Lang suddenly used a big killing weapon: "Can I forgive me if I form a team with you?"
"You said it earlier. It's a team member, so you can discuss something." Su Jie suddenly stopped being angry. Even her true and cute girl voice was made: "Actually, I'm not such an unreasonable person. There are so many animals in the girls' dormitory in the school, and you are not short of you. I can understand it. Classmates, welcome to come again next time."
Zhen Lang became extremely clean and neat: "Okay, think about the team name, let me know."
"So refreshing?" Su Jie couldn't accept this setting for a while, and she said weakly: "Selang, you usually look very arrogant. If you had known that you were so easily threatened, I would have threatened you the first day."
Zhen Lang: "It has nothing to do with your threat. I thought about it last night."
Su Jie: "Why?"
Zhen Lang took a deep breath and said Brother Batian’s famous saying: “Because of dreams.”
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Chapter completed!