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[165] Brother, I like that big one(1/2)

"go~go~go! Go for dinner first, I'm going to try out the new character quickly."

Ye Yingying is different from the relatively calm and intellectual Mo Xiang. This girl with personality can easily ignite her enthusiasm and do whatever she thinks. She exudes a kind of freedom all over her body, like a woman with a legendary stroke.

"What's the hurry? It's only 4:30." Shuimi'er was not in a hurry at all. She seemed to be watching Zhen Lang make up for two tricks.

Ye Yingying said angrily: "You are standing and talking without a pain in your back. It takes at least one or two hours to try so many professions. Is it easy for us to have a level 1 trumpet? After the trial is over, before you have time to finish your physical strength, the lights in the dormitory will be turned off."

Shumier ruthlessly despises her: "You two rent a house outside and do shameless things all day long, are you afraid of turning off the lights?"

Mo Xiang maintained the dignity of his lover and attacked with a vicious tongue: "I said that you, a fake D-cup like you, is also like others with big breasts and brainlessness? It doesn't matter whether we turn off the lights. The key is that you couple are turning off the lights, where can we hug our thighs?"

Shuimi'er became high-end: "Student, I'll calculate a primary school math problem for you. We'll finish eating at six o'clock, and the trial at eight o'clock is over. There are still three hours before the lights are turned off. My sister will take you to fill the intermediate reputation task, and it will take you to fly a level 5 copy once again, which will only be two hours at most. Why are you anxious?"

Ye Yingying expressed deep doubts: "Do you have such high-end?"

Shumier said proudly: "Sister brings the Seventh Princess, and the mission copy and the brave copy are all hitting with their eyes closed."

Ye Yingying was confused: "What is the Seventh Princess?"

Shuimi'er smiled without saying a word, and her face looked as lonely as snow.

At this time, Mo Xiang carried forward the spirit of looking for Google if there was a problem, and quickly searched the information of the Seventh Princess in the Magic with her mobile phone. She immediately stared at Shuimi with great admiration: "Water Fairy, I didn't expect that you are so awesome, and the Seventh Princess in the world, has fallen into your hands. Well, I already feel a sense of happiness in hugging my thighs."

Ye Yingying leaned over and looked at the web page content on her phone, and there was no principle at all: "Sister, I was wrong. Actually, I was joking with you just now. Look at me as a simple girl. I won't be so cruel to hurt me, right?"

Shuimi'er: "Where are you?"

Ye Yingying: "I have never slept with a man in my life."

Shuimi'er: "That's because you've been sleeping with women all your life."

Ye Yingying: "That is a secular prejudice. Anyway, they are so simple and naive."

"..." Shuimi'er was speechless.

At this time, Zhen Lang's cell phone rang, and the caller ID was his uncle.

My idol brother's anus tightened. Did my uncle discover the incident of fooling the old lady yesterday?

Logically speaking, the order he placed yesterday was to be installed on the door, and the third generation of Family Joy should be delivered in two days. He had not yet figured out how to explain his financial resources to his uncle, and he didn't know whether he should answer the phone.

"It's been ringing for a long time, why don't you answer?" Shumier came over and asked.

Zhen Lang gritted his teeth and started to pick it up and said weakly: "My uncle. The weather is good today."

My uncle didn't give him face: "Don't do this with me. What did you say to Xiaoshuai last time you came back?"

Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this. It seemed that what he was worried about did not happen, so he said seriously: "I just chatted with him for a few words, but didn't say anything to hit him."

My uncle: "You didn't hit him, you stimulated him."

Zhen Lang: "Can you stop always getting upset? Can you finish talking in one go?"

My uncle: "Since you came back last time, your cousin didn't know how much stimulating you were. He hung his head and thorned his thighs all day long. He took a flashlight to read books in the quilt at night. He studied harder than you did back then, which scared your aunt and I."

Zhen Lang: "Isn't this good? It's good for him to sprint before the college entrance examination."

My uncle: "It's good, but your cousin has been enthusiastic about everything he has done since he was a child. He didn't know what to do today at noon, so he pretended to be sick for me and didn't go to school if he beat me to death. His mother and I had no choice. I was going to take the college entrance examination, so I couldn't break him. He listened to you the most since he was a child. Call him and talk to him?"

Zhen Lang: "Okay, I'll call him immediately. If he doesn't listen, I'll go home to clean up him on the weekend."

"Well, this, you should pay attention to the scale and pay attention to some methods. His young man is very sensitive, don't scare him." My uncle still felt sorry for his son and said earnestly: "Xiaolang, you know that your cousin has average grades in the class and is in a state of unstable condition. If he strives to perform well, he has hope of going to undergraduate. If he doesn't perform well, even junior college will be a problem."

Zhen Lang: "I understand, do you want me to stimulate him again?"

My uncle: "That's what it means, I admit that this method is a bit of a temporary cram. But the old saying goes, sharpening the gun at the moment will make you shine even if you don't have a bright light. There is still half a month left for the college entrance examination, and he will have a little more hope after sprinting for the last sprint. It is also worth it to work hard for half a month and be happy for a lifetime."

"Uncle, I understand your central idea, wait for me to settle him."

Zhen Lang hung up the phone and directly called his cousin's cell phone.

This time my cousin was extremely arrogant and didn't answer his phone call. He even sent a WeChat message mockingly: "We have nothing to talk about. I have been treating you as my elder brother since I was a child. I didn't expect you to hurt me like this."

Zhen Lang couldn't figure out the situation, and replied on WeChat: "When did you hurt you?"

My cousin expressed a grief expression: "You still dare to pretend to be innocent? Last time that Yunjia made my little universe burn, and I vowed to be admitted to Normal University and take a girl like Yunjia. During lunch, my grandma said that she had no story at all, and she just attended the funeral of the class teacher together."

Shuimi'er, who was sitting aside watching the chat content, said laughing and crying: "Your cousin is such a naughty boy. He applied to Normal University just to pick up girls?"

"How fresh, at least 50% of the animals applied to Normal University to catch beautiful girls!" Mo Xiang habitually said Shuimi'er and said, "Anyway, the girls in our school are three times that of boys, so it doesn't matter if there are more than one or two little perverts. Zhen Lang, fool your cousin to death and let him work hard to get in."

Zhen Lang was inspired and continued to send a WeChat message to his cousin: "You should work harder to get in first, I will introduce you to the girl."

My cousin was completely unmoved: "Brother, don't hurt a innocent boy like me anymore. I no longer believe in love."

Zhen Lang: "I'm hurting you, I'll tell you to introduce you, and I will definitely do it!"

My cousin sent a contemptuous expression with his middle finger: "Brother. Do you really think that the IQ of a middle-aged boy is less than 80? You have no idea. Even your girlfriend is fake. Do you want to introduce it to me?"

Zhen Lang had no choice but to say anything.

If you think about it carefully, I really don’t have a girlfriend and I know very few single girls. How can I introduce it to my cousin?

"I can't stand this naughty child anymore." Shuimi'er suddenly became angry and stared at Zhen Lang and asked, "Do you believe me?"

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "I believe, what's wrong?"

Shuimi'er: "Give me your phone. I'll get him done."

Zhen Lang handed over the phone and added with great concern: "A naughty child of his age is more rebellious. Don't let him think too much and do stupid things to retaliate against society."

"Don't worry, my sister will make him full of motivation in life." Shuimi'er smiled sweetly, confidently, and sent a message to her cousin with Zhen Lang's phone: "You little brat, keep your eyes open. Look for me!"

After saying that, she handed Ye Yingying the phone: "Look at you. Give us some cool photos."

"No problem, I will definitely take the effect of your wedding photos."

Ye Yingying took her cell phone and took photos at Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er.

Girls with high looks these days are all selfie experts, and they can easily take photos with their mobile phones. Although Zhen Lang's mobile phone was changed when he was just in college two years ago, it was still fruit 22c, and the photo effect was pretty good.

I saw Shuimi'er posing in various positions, hugging Zhen Lang in the cafe and lingering.

"You are too small, at least you can take a kiss photo?"

Ye Yingying transformed into a professional photographer and was very dissatisfied with the two "models" and put forward opinions.

Shuimi'er was completely immersed in the show and turned her side to hook Zhen Lang's neck on the sofa chair and kissed her wildly.

"After work, these photos are enough to scare the naughty kid to pee his pants."

Ye Yingying called to finish the work, but Shuimi'er and Zhen Lang had no intention of finishing the work, so they continued to kiss for five minutes.

Five minutes later, Shuimi'er picked seven or eight of the best ones she took and sent them all to her cousin.

My cousin was shocked: "Brother, it turns out that you are so hidden. This new sister-in-law is so beautiful, and I have begun to believe in love again."

Shuimi'er completely pretended to be Zhen Lang and typed: "Then study hard and enter Normal University, there are many girls."

Unexpectedly, my cousin was not fooled: "Brother, don't fool me. Even if you have a girlfriend, you may not be able to introduce girls to me. I know you are very homeless at school and there are not many female classmates you know."

Shumier typing angrily replied: "That's because you don't know your brother yet. I will be able to send you the welfare pictures of the two girls to you right away."

My cousin refused to submit easily: "Brother, you cheated me once, do you think I will be fooled? The second-year junior high school boy also understands PS. There are a few girls in our class who have taken selfies, which I have helped them beautify. If you just pick a photo and lie to me, we can't be brothers again in this life."

Shuimi'er became even more angry and took photos at Mo Xiang and Ye Yingying, and posted a few photos.

"Well, it doesn't look like I've been p-ed." My cousin once again typed: "Brother, this is the picture of the beauty you've been looking for online? I don't dare to believe that there are such a powerful beauty around you!"

Shumier was about to collapse: "This is definitely the girl in our school!"

My cousin was very calm: "So what if it's the girls in your school? Maybe it's the photos you took secretly. In fact, you don't know them at all, right?"

"This naughty boy, I really want to strangle him to death!" Shuimi'er glared at Zhen Lang, venting her resentment.

My cousin sent another message: "I guessed it? Brother, you deceived me again and again and hurt me!"

Shumier went crazy: "How do you believe it?"

Cousin: "It's very simple. Just sit with those two beautiful sisters and shoot a 30-second short video. I strongly demand that there must be a voice and a dialogue. Don't pretend to pass by them and secretly shoot a video that looks like you are together. This old-fashioned method of pretending to behave like you are together has been used by several boys in our class and can't fool me."

"Why are the little kids in high school now so terrible?" Shuimi'er was defeated. She turned her head and said to Zhen Lang: "Sit over and sit between Yingying and Xiangxiang."

Zhen Lang sat over honestly, sandwiched between two hot and sexy beauties, and it was really a bit boring.

"Sit down and don't move around. By the way, what's your cousin's name?"

"Zhen Shuai..."

"What a bad name?" Shumier curled her lips and said to the two laras: "Two girls, it's time for you to use your acting skills. Just just say the ad slogans for the enrollment of Teachers University."

Under the camera, Mo Xiang really showed her acting skills. She waved to the mobile phone camera, looking intellectual and elegant, and even her voice was so heartwarming: "Student Zhen Shuai, Normal University welcomes you."

Ye Yingying's acting skills are even more powerful. She holds Zhen Lang's arm in one hand. The other hand compares the V-character, posing in a playful and cute look, with a sweet voice: "The future junior Zhen Shuai, senior sister is waiting for you at Normal University."

This 30-second video was sent, and my cousin was completely silent.

Seeing that he had no reaction for a long time, Shuimier typed and asked, "Where are you?"

After a long time, my cousin finally responded.

This time, he didn't say anything. Instead, he directly spoke on WeChat.

My cousin's voice kept trembling: "Brother. I love you, I admire you, I...I, I...Brother, I like that big one."
To be continued...
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