"Fat Master, please sit down and come, I'll squeeze your shoulders."

There were five people in the 301 dormitory, including Erpang, dynamic and webmaster, as well as cannons and Tianfiao. At this time, Tianfiao had already recovered from the pain of breaking up, showing her dog-legged appearance, and constantly giving Erpang massages.

While pressing, he asked with his eyes: "Fat Master, tell everyone, how did you do last night's footwork?"

Erpang sat on the chair in a sexy and exposed posture, lit a cigarette handed over by the cannon, his face full of vicissitudes, and his eyebrows also showed a sense of accomplishment, "I checked in with my sister last night, I feel like you guys come and beat me." That momentum can scare single dogs.

"Damn fat man, don't be arrogant, hurry up!" Dapao had a tough temper. When he saw Erpang's pretending to be mysterious, he couldn't help but curse: "Didn't you just have an appointment with a young woman? Are you so proud?"

"You can't say that, the fat man's appointment is not an ordinary young woman." Tian Ji highly praised Erpang and helped the fat man support the scene: "I saw it when he was videotaped with the young woman that day. It's really good. Fat man, I admire you so much. Among the four best green teas you hooked up with, three of them are young women, so awesome!"

As soon as these words were said, the other animals were hit hard.

Especially the dynamic, the face became ugly.

Thinking back to the beginning, Niu Shitpo Ronaldo developed six top-quality green teas, and later its business soared to eight. Unfortunately, these eight green teas are all in other provinces, so it is difficult to implement them specifically.

Erpang is different from dynamic. This stingy fat man has always taken a pragmatic route. Even if you can enjoy girls, he can save as much as possible. For this reason, he said a famous saying: "My brother's principle is that you can get a girl by spending two yuan on the bus."

After Erpang's efforts during this period, it has really been a little effective.

The four major green teas he finally selected were all from this province!

What’s even more awesome is that two of the four major green teas are in this city!

The most awesome thing is that the two girls in this city are both legendary beautiful young women!

Everyone originally thought that with Erpang's appearance and body shape, he would talk to the girl online. If he really wanted to meet, the cliff would fail. However, no one expected that Erpang would do a meticulous job and had sex with a lonely young woman in her thirties for three weeks. He developed to meet and checked in on his first date!

This morning, Erpang was proud as soon as he returned to his dormitory. His expression and posture were like the autumn of 1949. The great leader stood in Tiananmen Square and said a sentence that touched the world: Now, I announce...

And Erpang’s declaration is: Now, I announce that I will no longer be a man who has only slept with a lady!

Of course, the roommates didn't believe such awesome declaration. They thought Erpang probably stayed up all night in the Internet cafe last night and came back to show off. No one expected that Erpang had pictures and truth. This bitch not only checked in a room, but also paid tribute to Brother Guan Xi and took photos shamelessly!

Although the photos that cannot be described have no point, they clearly took a photo of Erpang and the girl huddled in the quilt and only exposed her head. After verification by the frog, the girl in the photo was the young woman who had videos with Erpang a few days ago. Through one of the photos, you can clearly see that a pair of black lace pants were placed beside the messy pillow...

The truth was about to come out, and Erfat suddenly became awesome.

Even the dynamic and the webmaster felt that Erpang was different from before, so he had to look up to him with a brand new look.

"Second brother, stop showing off, tell me, how did you do it?" The dynamic said impatiently.

Erpang is even more vicissitudes: "I think about it all the time, and I can only answer you with the four words of the boss: Because of my dream."

"What dream?" the webmaster interrupted.

Erpang not only had vicissitudes, but also felt a little sad, and even his tone was literary: "When I was in junior high school, I would pass by a milk tea shop every day. The owner of that shop was my dream at that time. Every night I would think of her big girl, tossing and turning, and I couldn't sleep. When I was in junior high school, I dreamed of her one night, so my pure dream was left on the prairie..."

"A pure dream? Isn't it just a nocturnal dream? Don't be so literary." Da Cannon complained strongly.

"Damn, do you want to listen to the story?" Erpang became even more arrogant, with an attitude of "I won't talk anymore."

"Don't interfere, Brother Pang, please continue." Tian Ji was unconventional and was very interested in Erpang's story.

"Anyway, I have been firm in my dreams when I was in junior high school. One day, my brother will have a few young women and have in-depth communication with them." Erpang said this, sighing: "It's not easy. Until last night, my brother's dream finally came true."

"I dare not believe it. When she saw you, she ran away without striking her legs?" Dapao complained again.

"Damn, Da Cannon, you're not authentic, it's too good to look?" Erpang interrupted dynamically before he spoke: "Each carrot and cabbage has his own preferences, and some girls just like fat people. I used to know a girl, but she thought that fat men were interesting. Don't look at our second master who looks like pigs, in the eyes of some girls, he is just a handsome guy and fat guy."

"This is right." The webmaster decisively stood on the side of the 301 animals this time and added: "Besides, the second master is not an unknown person. He is known as the number one priest of Telecom 2, an idol among dads, those nannys, etc., he likes him the most!"

"Yes, many girls play as a profession of nanny. Big breasts like Fatty are their idols." As a livestock who has played both nanny virtues and milk festivals, Tian Ji is quite familiar with the inside story of the game world. After complimenting Er Tai, Tian Ji revealed his fox's tail: "Idol Fatty, please tell us about your 'chasing dreams' process."

"Okay, seeing you are so sincere, I will say a few words." Erpang flew up proudly. The process he described was definitely more than two: "We had coffee together at 6:30 last night and talked about the things in the game. She was also a pastor, saying that she couldn't master the cycle of treatment. I saw that she brought a notebook and taught her step by step on the spot. I pressed her body, stretched her hand from behind her, held the wireless mouse, and taught her how to master several routine cycles..."

From the coffee shop to the hotel check-in, Erpang talked for half an hour!

You read that right, it only took half an hour.

This fat man even described the young woman's actions of taking off her clothes for two minutes!

Rookies like to describe the process of the girl in detail, and even speak the foreplay with a lot of fun to refresh their presence. It is obvious that Erpang is a rookie at this stage. In fact, most of the students in school are still at this stage.

And novices like webmasters and frogs like to listen to such stories and yearn for them in their hearts.

There is only the cannon and the dynamic in the dormitory. The cannon has entered the level of an old driver and is disdainful to describe the process. The dynamic claims to have achieved the achievement of "Qianniuzhan", and is a little higher than the second fat in terms of grade.

After listening to Erpang’s inspirational story about his dream, the webmaster gave a summary: “Second, the process of picking up girls is full of routines. I summarized it. From the beginning of your meeting, you have used at least a dozen routines. When did you become so high-end?”

"That's right, many routines are linked one by one. For example, using a notebook to teach her output loops in a coffee shop, which is to take the opportunity to touch the girl's body routine. I thought it was very good. It relieved the tension and narrowed the distance between each other. It can also tell whether the girl was disgusted with having physical contact with you." Tian Ji's theory analysis was also one by one, and he looked at Erpang with admiration: "Pang Master, how did you practice these routines? Can you teach me?"

"Wow, now I know I'm awesome, right?" Erpang's vanity was greatly satisfied, and he almost flew up. He patted Tian Ji's shoulder and said arrogantly: "No problem, I will teach you a few tricks in the future. Hehe, in fact, I can teach you a central idea now. Just one sentence is to pick up girls in a routine!"

The frog looked admiring and felt enlightened.

At this moment, Da Cannon suddenly let out a cold snorting, with a sneer on his face.

Erpang was immediately unhappy: "Da Cannon, what do you mean?"

"Fatty, I can't pretend that you mislead your children." Da Cannon's expression is more serious and his tone is also serious: "Ugly people need routines to flirt with girls, while handsome people only need to condoms."

Hearing this, Erpang's face looked a little ugly.

Da Cannon has always said anything, and added: "If a handsome man still has money, he doesn't even need to be a trap."

"This is the reason." This time, the sudden expression was dynamic, and he seemed to be deeply touched.

Hearing this, Erpang's face looked even more ugly.

The cannon entered the state, ignored Erpang's expression that was about to cry, and said another confusing dialogue: "If a handsome and rich man has an 18-centimeter thing, then..."

"That's the male protagonist of yy's novel!" The webmaster burst into inspiration and gave an incisive answer.

"Haha." Da Cannon laughed in confusion, looked at his phone, and said, "I'll go out first."

Before he finished speaking, he walked out of the dormitory.

"What's going on with the cannon today?" Dynamic sensed something was wrong.

"I don't understand, Second Head, are you having a conflict with Da Cannon?" the webmaster said curiously.

"No." Erpang looked confused: "I'm still wondering, why did he stomp me to death?"

"I'm more puzzled than you. Since our boss and Qian Mengru went to the Internet cafe with Xiaobao, he has been showing off his domineeringness since he came back, which is different from before." As Da Cannon's roommate, Tian Ji was also confused.

Dynamic: "Why did he show his domineeringness?"

Tian Ji: "I can't explain this clearly. Anyway, I feel that he is so self-inflated and has a kind of confusing confidence! Just like he just complained about Erpang, have you noticed that he is completely standing at the perspective of a tall, rich and handsome man, condescending toward a penis..."

"Sound confidence?" Erpang became interested: "What is the source of his confidence? Could it be that Qian Mengru brainwashed him?"

Before he finished speaking, everyone heard a commotion in the corridor, and whistles came from the balcony of many dormitories.

The four of them hurriedly walked to the balcony and looked at it, and were immediately shocked by the scene in front of them.

At that moment, they finally understood why the cannon developed a kind of confusing self-confidence.
Chapter completed!