After saying that, she blew the bottle directly and easily got it done.

"Senior sister, I am so domineering. I admire you the most." Dapao couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Senior sister, I bet that you were either Xiaozhuang or Cixi in your previous life." Erpang also flattered.

"Can you speak human language? The senior sister must be Wu Zetian in her previous life, and the queen-like style came to her face." The webmaster was unwilling to fall behind.

"The women you mentioned are all weak in front of the senior sister. The senior sister is the senior sister, a unique existence, an eternal legend in the world." The dynamic is even more shameless, and he flatters himself, and he brags to the sky.

During the years of youth, boys always have a strong desire to show off in front of beautiful girls.

The animals rushed to show themselves.

Zhen Lang didn't even have the chance to show himself. It's not that he didn't have the desire to show himself, but his desire to show himself may be stronger than his brothers. Unfortunately, he has lost the girl he once tried hard to show.

He sat there, disappearing from people's vision like a stealth thief in the game.

There is also a line in the movie "East Evil and West Poison": "Drunk and dreaming are just a joke she played with me. The more you want to forget some things, the more you will remember them. When you can't get some things, the only thing you can do is not forget..."

Zhen Lang doesn’t drink much, but he has been drinking with the animals in the past two days.

He thought he could forget it after drinking it, but it turned out that he could remember it more clearly after drinking it.

Shuimi'er held a bottle of canned coconut milk, fiddled with the straw with her fingers, and looked at Zhen Lang from time to time.

When she asked the inspirational brother's question when she met, she knew something was wrong when she looked at Zhen Lang's reaction at that time.

Now when you look at Zhen Lang's virtue, Shu Mi'er, who is known as a heartthrob in the world, has probably guessed it.

She gently touched Zhen Lang's arm and whispered sorry, "I'm sorry, I don't know you've already..."

Zhen Lang didn't respond, lowered his head as if counting the ants on the ground.

"Senior sister, don't worry about him. He is not injured, he is relieved. He used to kneel down to fight, but now, a new world of One Piece is waving to him." The webmaster was already a little drunk and spoke without hesitation.

The dynamic feeling was even more indifferent: "Since the boss broke up with that green tea, we have quietly celebrated it several times in private. After a seven-year bad relationship, the boss will definitely usher in a better tomorrow. The sky has eyes, and the boss will never have to be poisoned by the green tea again."

"Enough." Zhen Lang slapped the table suddenly and said angrily: "Are you finished?"

"The boss, someone should have woken you up. You touched your conscience and said, "How much did you pay for when you are with that girl? What did you get?" Erpang seemed to have been waiting for an opportunity to curse Zhen Lang, and said bitterly: "If she is really a good girl, I will admit it, but we all know what that girl is. You are the only one who keeps it in the dark and enjoys it all day long. If you think the people in our dormitory are not fair enough, let Dapao, the bystander, comment."

The cannon, who was called into a gun, spoke weakly: "Hey, Master Lang... It wasn't my turn to say this, but I really couldn't stand it anymore. No matter how you and that girl looked at it, it was a bad fate. What kind of thing is that girl? I can't even complain about it. She is not worthy of you at all."

Zhen Lang: "You all heard of it, she is not as unbearable as you think."

Dynamic was amused by this: "I'm going, dare not get into a stubborn position? The whole world said that, but you still refuse to accept reality. Then tell me, what glorious deeds she has done that will make you so unforgettable?"

The half-awake and half-drunk Zhen Lang told the biggest secret in his heart: "Without her, I would have died long ago."

The webmaster was surprised: "Emma, ​​I'll go, you can't survive without her?"

Su Jie and Shuimi'er looked at each other and silently watched a group of men quarrel.

From the perspective of their bystanders, it is indeed a bad fate. Zhen Lang probably couldn't get out of the pit.

I heard Zhen Lang say, "No, she saved my life."

"What's the situation?" Dynamic was so shocked that he was sober that he was a little more awake, and said in surprise: "Boss, you are worthy of being the most introverted man in our dormitory! You have been roommate for two years, and you are still hiding it. Why have you never mentioned this before?"

Zhen Lang: "Aren't I afraid of being criticized by you?"

Erpang: "If you don't say it, how do you know if we will complain about you?"

"There is a lake in my hometown that drowned people every summer. My grandmother never allowed me to go there. But I was very unbeliever at that time and I always wanted to go there. During the summer vacation of the third year of junior high school, I slipped out..." Zhen Lang confessed, looking lingering in fear: "When I swam to the center of the lake, I suddenly had cramps, my feet were out of control, and I choked several big mouthfuls of water, and they all sank. I was scared at that time, and my mind was full of rumors about drowned people that my neighbors said..."

"At that critical moment, she jumped into the water to save you. Her wet thin skirt was tightly wrapped around her pink body. Did you feel suffocated at that moment?" The website elder had a problem and brewed a classic plot in the little yellow text.

Su Jie and Shuimi'er were originally pricking up their ears to listen to the tragic story, but when they heard this, they were immediately amused by the webmaster, the bitch.

Zhen Lang was the only one who was present and angry: "Suffocating your sister! At that time, I couldn't even tell the difference between Brother Chun and Sister Feng. Where could I see her pink body?"

Su Jie couldn't help but interrupt: "Young man, you have a bug in this joke. Since you can't even tell the difference between Brother Chun and Sister Feng, how can you determine the identity of that girl?"

Zhen Lang smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't there any sequels later?"

Su Jie couldn't wait: "Then you talk about the sequel."

"In a daze, I felt someone keep pressing his chest for first aid and even gave me artificial respiration..." Zhen Lang said this, his eyes were indescribable tenderness, as if the happiest moment in his life was that moment, murmured: "When I opened my eyes, I saw her running twenty or thirty meters."

Su Jie: "Bad review! Do you only see one back?"

"Yes." Zhen Lang nodded very realistically and said, "The back is almost the same as what the Fourth Master said just now. The white skirt is soaked, wrapped around her body tightly, and she can see her underwear clearly..."

He was moved and puzzled: "Then why did she run away?"

Zhen Lang: "Isn't this nonsense? She's so wet. How could a girl who just graduated from junior high school have the nerve to meet people? I guessed that after she confirmed that I was fine, she turned around and ran away."
Chapter completed!