[091] Various congratulatory messages(1/2)
[The last two chapters can actually be divided into 4 chapters, but they are still posted together. Let's watch and vote]
At 8:30 in the morning, Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er had a pleasant breakfast.
After eating, Zhen Lang became unhappy: "Aren't you? You have to make a meal of breakfast?"
Shuimi'er was confident: "Of course, I said that we will be together in the future."
Zhen Lang: "It's not that, even the eight-dollar porridge dumplings are aa. This is a blow to my self-esteem. Didn't you see the owner of the shop and the diners looking at me with contempt?"
Shumier: "As for it, it's all tied up, so it's not allowed to change."
Zhen Lang: "You are more stubborn than me. Some things cannot be adapted a little bit? Why do I feel cheated in this setting? Think about it, the look of those people looking at me just now is even more excessive than looking at the livestock of Malatang for six yuan, making me seem like a 4 yuan Xiaolongbao ruined you."
This time it was Shumier's turn to laugh heartlessly: "Haha, don't be afraid, you'll get used to it."
Zhen Lang sweated coldly on his forehead: "I can't get used to it. Is this your training plan?"
Shuimi'er showed a focused, serious and charming expression: "This is not just a training plan, but also a major premise for us to form a team together. I don't want you to change your mind one day, scold me in secret, and say with a sad look that I was so sad that I was fooled by Xiaolongbao..."
Zhen Lang was almost crying: "Am I that stingy?"
Shuimi'er: "Didn't I just be on the verge of things? Anyway, I'm all tied up and don't regret it."
Zhen Lang surrendered and changed the topic: "By the way, why do you think of taking me to eat Xiaolongbao? The girls who are pretending to be petty bourgeois in our school, aren't they all milk, cakes, and sandwiches in the morning? Look at the counter selling all kinds of fresh milk, date milk, and egg milk in the Sanshi Canteen, and there are long queues every morning."
Shuimi'er hummed, "What's the best of those things? I still like foods with our Greater China specialties. Don't you think the white porridge and kimchi from the restaurant just now are delicious?"
Zhen Lang thought for a while and said, "It's really good to say that kimchi in that restaurant is very good."
Shuimi'er was a little proud: "I just like their white porridge and kimchi. If you are following your sister, you will have a good time."
Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "No wonder you didn't eat any Xiaolongbao."
Shuimi'er pouted: "I'm angry when talking about this. The boss is very skilled, but he's too stingy. He only ordered a portion of white porridge and kimchi. If he doesn't sell it, he must add a small bag of bread."
Zhen Lang: "Then have you wasted all your previous Xiaolongbao?"
Shuimi'er: "How could it be? Don't forget that I live with a foodie. After packing it up, Su Jie will get it done in a few bites."
Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "That's right. After ate two meals with my eldest sister, my intuitive feeling was that she could eat more than Erfat! I wondered, why didn't she gain weight at all after eating so much?"
Shuimi'er: "I'm jealous when it comes to this. Su Jie is the kind of person who is born to never get fat no matter how you eat it. What's even more annoying is that she often stays up late and has good skin. Also, I'm prone to acne after eating hot pot, but Su Jie has nothing to do after eating hot pot, and she is simply a monster."
The two of them talked and laughed and walked into the school.
As the saying goes, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
Two hours ago, Zhen Lang stood at the south gate and watched the men and women who came back from the room.
Two hours later, Zhen Lang walked through the south gate and was watched by men and women coming and going.
Looking at Zhen Lang's hair that was chaotic by the mountain wind and Shuimi'er's seemingly nourishing appearance, people can't imagine how many times this pair of dog men and women who disregarded their image had checked in the room last night...
Many animals stared at Zhen Lang from afar with envy and hatred, thinking that the man and woman had to wait until nine o'clock to come back from the south gate. They must have been too crazy and selfless last night. There were even more vulgar animals thinking, maybe this man and woman had another shot in the morning while taking advantage of the morning erection.
Of course, more people were shocked. No one understood. When did Zhen Lang, who had never heard of many people, and Shumier, which many people had heard of, have become such an intimate relationship?
On the campus path, Shuimi'er and Zhen Lang walked and chatted: "Do you have classes in the afternoon?"
Zhen Lang: "There are two classes."
Shuimi'er stopped and looked at him: "Don't you skip class?"
Zhen Lang only said one word: "No."
Shumier expressed her doubts: "I don't believe it, there are no boys who don't skip classes now?"
Zhen Lang: "If you don't believe me, I can't do anything."
Shuimi'er's eyes rolled up and she said curiously: "There must be a story here, tell me immediately."
Zhen Lang became arrogant: "Don't be so strong in the queen's aura, I will resist."
Shuimi'er leaned over and held his arm, shaking it constantly, her voice was as charming as the owner of the Longmen Inn: "Okay, uncle, tell me quickly to the little girl."
"This is almost the same." Zhen Lang looked like an old man, like the weathered old man in the world: "I was ignorant in junior high school. I was just a naughty child. I often skipped classes. I deliberately forgot my schoolbag in the classroom several times and didn't have to do my homework when I went back. Once the class teacher asked my parents to invite my parents, and my grandmother got angry when she went back and grabbed a feather duster to beat me, but she was eventually beaten down and put down the feather duster and cried... That was the first time I realized that I disappointed my grandmother. Since then, I have sweared that I will never skip classes again."
As he said that, this guy felt a little embarrassed and said, "Hehe, this vow is only valid in middle school. After entering university, the compulsory courses are not out of orders, and the elective courses will be out of orders occasionally."
"So good, come on, I'll give you a hug." Shuimi'er got acquainted again and again, hugged Zhen Lang from the front as if no one else was around, and encouraged: "Little guy, keep this positive energy, my sister supports you."
Enjoying the flowers thrown into the arms, Zhen Lang was very unhappy: "Where am I young? Can you stop calling me a little guy?"
Shumier is too deeply involved in the show today: "But the black-bellied sisters in the anime call the younger brother next door as the little guy."
Zhen Lang strongly protested: "That's not necessarily the case. You can call me Zhen Langjun or Zhen Langsang."
Shuimi'er: "You think beautifully, do you treat me as an actress?"
Zhen Lang was still not used to it: "I'm just two months younger than you, so don't you call me a little guy?"
Shui Mier: "Little two days are small, and small two minutes are small, so you are not allowed to resist your sister's authority!"
Neither of the two parties noticed that they were flirting on campus like this and had been secretly photographed by the vulgar man.
These photos of hugging and hugging quickly spread throughout the school.
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"What do you mean, and you still miss that funny guy?"
After one class, Zhao Junjie started arguing with his girlfriend.
Since he met Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er in the south gate in the morning, Zhao Junjie has felt that his girlfriend was abnormal. During class, they sat together and he could clearly feel that his girlfriend was absent-minded.
"You don't have the right to call him funny. You can't do anything good to me in your life!"
The class beauty was not polite, and retorted to her boyfriend.
"You just remembered that he is kind to you now, what have you done?" Zhao Junjie sneered and said with a sarcastic expression: "Don't think I don't understand your thoughts. If I hadn't seen Shuimi'er with him this morning, I would probably never think of that funny guy in your life. Now when you see him with Dashihua, you feel unbalanced? Don't be stupid, you will make him angry, and he will not make you popular?"
"Do you think it's so easy to find Shuimi'er to help?"
The class beauty retorted. As the saying goes, women understand women the best. As a girl from Normal University, she knows very well what kind of status Shuimi'er has in Normal University. It is not realistic for ordinary boys to ask Shuimi'er to help act.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly looked down at his cell phone.
Zhao Junjie was also looking down at his phone, and he was completely confused.
In this era of information explosion, a gossip news can spread throughout the school within a few seconds, or even across the country within a few minutes. In Zhao Junjie's circle of friends, many people are forwarding a heavyweight gossip message "Shocking! Media Fax·Search Finds Second Spring before Graduation", and there are pictures below that show the truth.
At the Media College of Normal University, Su Jie, who was just a freshman, was recognized as a hospital flower, and Shumier ranked second with a slight disadvantage. Since Su Jie's 2 minutes and 39 seconds of video of pulling her vagina, the animals were tired and didn't love her. They all thought that this tigress could not occupy the throne of the hospital flower, and they thought that Shumier was the real hospital flower.
Although this unofficial vote is controversial, in the minds of most animals, Millet is at least the standard for quasi-campus flowers, which is one level higher than ordinary flowers. If the rarity of the general flowers is equivalent to the tiger prince who has been refreshed for a long time in the game, then Millet is equivalent to Lilith who has been refreshed for a longer time and rarer.
The wretched man who took photos and leaked the news was very professional. Cliff is a master of secretly photographing countless campus beauties. The angle was chosen so well and the light was just right. A secretly photographed him can simply take the effect of a wedding photo.
In the soft sunlight in the morning, Zhen Lang and Shuimi'er hugged each other affectionately, with a smile brighter than the sun. Shuimi'er's left foot hit the ground with one leg, raised her right foot and raised her back, posing in a playful and cute position. The sneak shot freezes the moment, and the young men and women in the photo are bathed in the sun, and the background of the campus road is shining brightly.
Looking at this picture, the class beauty was shaking her hands without blinking.
She seemed to have seen a brand new Zhen Lang. For seven years, she had never noticed that his 45-degree side face was so handsome.
Of course, this neglect is because she has long regarded him as a spare tire.
"Stop looking, this picture must be fake. What's the point of hugging it? You're pretending to check in with him!" Zhao Junjie let out the roar of the beast when it was snatched by another beast, and his face turned into a pig's liver.
He said this, either to comfort his girlfriend or to comfort himself.
He said that, but he felt the urge to vomit blood in his heart.
A voice echoed in his mind: "Damn, can this funny guy get to the second-place goddess on the ground list?"
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At 9:25, Zhen Lang returned to the dormitory.
As soon as the door was opened, he was startled by his three roommates.
The three bitches knelt on one knee at the same time, as if the members of the Sun and Moon God Sect were paying homage to Dongfang Bubai.
Erfat has a correct posture and a more correct attitude: "Master, please accept my knees by my brother!"
The dynamic look even more admiring: "The boss, the immortal blessings will last forever, and the longevity will be with the sky. The sun rises in the east, and you will not defeat you!"
The webmaster seemed quite pious: "The boss is powerful and domineering. From now on, we will be famous in the world! Brother, you really give us lewd, the west, the south, and the north, and the north, and the face is long!"
Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment: "Why are you making a fuss? Take the power of Tiger Mountain and celebrate your birthday?"
Erpang was also stunned: "Boss, haven't you looked at your phone?"
Zhen Lang: "I'm running and don't bring my cell phone."
Erpang: "Then you'd better take a look first."
Zhen Lang took out his phone from the drawer and saw that his circle of friends was in full swing.
Especially the classmates in the class and acquaintances from another department sent congratulatory messages.
"The people of Henan sent a congratulatory message! Master Lang, what are you doing? Is this going to do?"
A classmate from Henan in the class sent a congratulatory message enthusiastically.
This classmate took the lead, and the students behind him maintained their formation one after another.
To be continued...