The Kushan messenger's smile also stiffened a little, "Dear horse, you know, these are all on the road, soon, soon... You know, the journey is long and difficult to walk..."

"That's your business! You don't have money or war horses, don't talk about your dear horses, even your mother is useless!" Ma Xiu sneered, "You don't want the news that the Kushans are so poor that they can only owe money to the entire Western Regions!"

『…』 The Kushan envoy glared at Ma Xiu, 『I said, I will give it to you!』

"Then take it out!" Ma Xiu also glared back.

The two stared at each other.

A moment later, the Kushan envoy said, "Give half of it first. The other half is on the road. If you want it now, I can't change it."

Ma Xiu was silent for a moment and nodded, "Okay, give half of it first!"

The two of them stared at each other for a moment, and then laughed again after a while, as if they were not the two of them just now, they walked out of the tent with their arms around and shoulders, and then announced to the outside world that they were good friends and had a harmonious relationship. They all shared wine and meat together, and they ate and drank like gods.

After all, the competition is just a "competition", not a real immortal.

True gods and immortals are busy practicing, fighting against heaven and earth, and dealing with life and death disasters. Who has time to pay attention to the world of the mortal world?

Therefore, the so-called gods and immortals in the mortal world are often not true gods.

At most it is like or not.

Wei Xu felt that these "eminent monks" in front of him did not look like gods at all!

How can this be done?!

The Dharma Assembly is about to be held, but what do these "eminent monks" look like?

That's it?

"Don't you have any Buddhist teachings?" Wei Xu glared and cursed at the men of these monks, "Look at you, you are all shriveled and thin, ah? They all have dark faces, ah? They are still monks? They are tall over there? They are not tall!"

These monks who were found or arrested looked at each other and could only say the Buddha's name.

Wei Xu suddenly missed Chang Cheng at this time. With this guy here, he would probably not have made such a big mess.

Wei Xu's subordinates were also a little aggrieved, "General, this is everyone I can find around me..."

Is there a Buddhist Dharma Assembly? Of course, I need to find someone who can recite the Buddhist scriptures.

But now in the Western Regions, it is not a later generation of immortal films and TV series. Where can I find white and fat people?

These people who came to the Western Regions to preach the Buddhist scriptures were basically ascetics. Not only were they shriveled and thin, their faces were not good-looking, the plateau was red, their skin was cracked, and their skin was raised, just as rough as the rocks on the Gobi Desert.

Of course, this appearance is actually the advantage of these ascetic monks, because when they preach the doctrines to those people in the Western Regions, they will be more like members of the Western Regions and more easily integrated into them. They look like ordinary Western Regions people, dark and thin, and rough skin.

But the problem is that this Dharma Assembly is not held for ordinary people in the Western Regions, but mainly for Lu Bu!

Look at the appearance of these "eminent monks", with a sad face and dark skin. This is the embodiment of the "merits" of Buddhism? Even the dogs in the Great Protectorate's Office don't like this. When they see it, they think they are beggars and barking with grin, let alone Lu Bu?

Although it is indeed a bit disrespectful to compare Lu Bu and Dog, this is also what Wei Xu thinks.

If these people are really put on the altar of the Dharma Assembly, and when Lu Bu sees that he looks like "merit", then what a big deal is that "practice"? Looking at the appearance of these monks, wouldn't they become thinner and weaker the more they practice, and the more merits they become, the more sad they become?

How can this work?

Wei Xu has actually fallen into a vicious cycle now. The more he hides Lu Bu, the less he dares to let Lu Bu know. It's like he is a habitual lying, for a small lie, he uses more lies to cover it up, and even uses lies to blind himself, making himself feel that as long as Lu Bu is happy, the world will be peaceful.

"Let's look for it again!" Wei Xu was not satisfied with the image of these monks. "At least, it's okay to be like the one before! What are these now?"

His subordinates had a bitter face, "General, I really found it, I can't find more...why would you let these guys wash it and change your clothes to see?"

Wei Xu had no choice but to wave his hand.

After a while, his subordinates led the redecorated monk in.

After taking a shower and washing, the monk took off his ragged clothes and changed into a brand new robe.

This robe is extraordinary. Not only is it silk, but it is also inlaid with gold and silver threads. Under the abundant sunlight, every move, the whole person seems to be glowing!

『Hey! It's interesting!』 Wei Xu clapped his hands and looked around, 『This is interesting! By the way, come here, bring some fans and pounce on me on my face!』

Soon, the monk who wore new clothes and had a pink look finally met Wei Xu's "standard" in appearance.

Wei Xu nodded with satisfaction, "This is like a god!"

Wei Xu was happy. He smiled and hoped that what he did would make Lu Bu happy. As long as Lu Bu happily practiced merit and pursued the way of immortals, he would definitely not care about the world. In order not to disturb Lu Bu's mood, Wei Xu even concealed the news that the horse thief was about to attack Xihai City. On the one hand, Wei Xu felt that the horse thief was impossible to attack Xihai City at all. On the other hand, he also doubted whether Chang Cheng had lost his courage in the middle of the road and made such an excuse.

How could a horse thief have such great courage?

Wei Xu not only issued an order by the Great Protectorate, but also sent someone to scold Chang Cheng in private, so that Chang Cheng would be more peaceful.

When doing things, you must act like doing things!

Ami tofu!
Chapter completed!