Chapter 16 [Can you use lightning strikes](1/2)
"Stop!" When Wayne ran out in anger, Link had already run to the church gate.
In his hand, he was still carrying the money box from the prayer room.
"Beauty, if the Priest touches you one day, remember to let him throw the money in." He threw the money box in front of the frightened nun behind the door, turned his head and looked at Wayne provocatively and said, "Her figure is really good! Under the holy cloak, there is a temptation that the Lord cannot refuse! Priest, do it if you want, the omnipotent Lord will forgive you after receiving the money!"
The story of the nun and the priest has been told, and Link simply poured oil on the priest's anger. Only by making him completely crazy can he find his weakness and deal with it well.
Wayne subconsciously glanced at the nun.
"Haha--" Amid a burst of arrogant laughter, Link's figure disappeared.
"Lord, please forgive me!"
"You sinner, I'm going to kill you!" Wayne's eyes roared and chased after him.
At the door of a solemn church in Gothic style, a young nun stood there, staring blankly into the distance.
"What's going on? Is Priest Wayne crazy?" The girl's eyebrows frowned slightly, and the girl's heart was filled with uneasiness and worry. Link's appearance not only broke the peaceful life of the church, but also made her see the angry Priest Wayne for the first time. This young Priest was either as calm as water or always had a constant smile. Although approachable and amiable, it lacked the vitality and vitality of young people.
"I didn't expect that the priest would look so handsome when he was angry!" Thinking of this, the young nun's heartbeat was inexplicably a little faster.
A thought arises, thousands of rivers and mountains, and a thought disappears, and the world changes.
Link would never have thought that the vulgar "Story of the Nun and the Priest" he mentioned would become the most moving chapter sung by the minstrels in the Elantra continent in many years in a completely different version.
"Master, don't compete with me for physical strength!" Link turned around and looked at Wayne who was chasing behind him with contempt. He sneered in his heart and ran towards the wilderness outside the town.
The town is unavailable, and the priest's anger will make him a rat crossing the street. He cannot afford to be guilty of despising God. He must settle the anger in the priest's heart, whether it is deception, deception, threat or—
Pray. Well, it really doesn't work, this is also a solution. Who the hell is to let his backstage be the Divine Court?
On the afternoon of sunny sunshine, the blue sky is as clear as a cloudless place.
However, Link, who was running, felt that the sky was gradually getting cloudy and the sun suddenly disappeared.
He couldn't help but look up and was stunned.
A dark cloud as big as a square table suddenly appeared above his head, and blue light flashed in the clouds.
Looking around, the sun is still shining around. This dark cloud seems to be born for him and comes for him.
"Oh my god, tell me a joke, you won't be sent to the sky?" Link's scalp tingled, he speeded up and ran in the other direction.
After changing directions four or five times in a row, Link gave up his futile struggle.
The dark clouds of this dog X are like a tracking and guided missile, accompanying like shadows. The only change is that the lightning is getting denser and denser, and you can hear the "crackling" sound of electric arcs.
"Accept the punishment, Link!" Behind him, Priest Wayne's angry voice came.
"It turns out that it's manual guidance!" Turning around and standing still, Link couldn't help but look at the young priest with admiration. After running for so long, not only did he not throw him away, but he actually kept his words.
"That-" Link smiled awkwardly, pointing to the dark clouds above his head.
With the staff pointed into the air, Wayne smiled proudly and shouted: "Thunderfall Technique!"
"Oh-ah!" A rumbling thunder sounded, and a lightning bolt as thick as a baby's arm penetrated through the clouds and accurately struck Link's head.
The lightning flashed, bringing a burst of blue smoke and sad screams.
"Nima, don't I just tell a joke? Do you have to use lightning?" The blue smoke dissipated, and a man with an explosive head on his head, his face was pitch black, and his clothes were burned to charcoal, stared at Wayne with his big tears, pointed at him and said with infinite grievance.
Wayne was confused and surprised, staring at him straight, as if he was looking at a monster.
The power of the first-level magic thunderfall technique of electric system is enough to make an adult bull faint instantly! He is actually fine?
"I won't play with you anymore!" the man yelled, turned around and ran away.
A miracle suddenly appeared in front of Wayne: the human-shaped coke broke into pieces in front of him, a naked man ran away with his lower body, his two butts were swung left and right, and he was extremely coquettish.
Some people cannot be offended, such as the legendary magician.
How could a kind priest suddenly become a terrifying magician? Link didn't have time to think about it anymore, and ran away desperately, endured the scorching pain all over his body.
"Wayne, I'm not finished with you!" The feeling of the wind blowing the balls made Link feel extremely frustrated.
"Great Light Technique!" Hearing the voice behind him, Link was one head and two big, and a trace of resentment suddenly turned into clouds and smoke.
A coolness spread throughout the body, and the pain caused by the burn disappeared without a trace. Link felt as comfortable and comfortable as if he had soaked in a water tank during the dog days.
"Damn it, you're a little conscience." Link was really moved.
"Thunderfall Technique!"
“—”
Healing may be just for another injury.
"Fuck you XX--" Link ran and scolded.
"Great Light Technique!"
"If you have the ability, kill me! Guangming X--"
"Thunderfall Technique!"
"As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. This guy is even more evil than me!" Link sighed.
Lightning streaks hit the running boy again and again, and soft light gently soothes the injured person.
After more than ten minutes, the situation seemed to have changed a little.
"Sir, judging by size, I am completely confident that you have never touched her breasts!"
"Have you ever peeked at her while she was taking a shower?"
Link became more and more energetic as he ran, and he stimulated Wayne arrogantly.
Lightning was still coming, but he gradually got used to it, and could not even feel the initial pain, but felt a numbness. In his body, the faint airflow that had tortured him to death turned into thousands of threads and rushed out of his body in a bombardment of lightning, lurking under the surface of his skin, making his body full of strength.
"Flame Slash!"
Accompanied by Wayne's roar, a heart-wrenching pain came from Link's back. He rushed forward a few steps and fell to the ground.
Link struggled to get up, turned his head to look at Wayne, and asked helplessly: "Brother, what else do you know?"
"Is it a good feeling to fight? " Wayne asked with a smile, and the anger that was held in his heart finally came out.
"Can I swear?" Link sighed.
A priest, you are fine and practice magic, why do you practice fighting spirit?
"You're okay with beating?" Wayne frowned and asked coldly.
"Well. I can't defeat me, just say three times: I'm the priest who touches the nun's breasts!"
Wayne extinguished his anger and ignited again after hearing this.
"No matter how cruel the ruthless the master punishes you, he will forgive me!" Wayne said hatefully by pulling off the robe on his body, revealing his black armor.
"Someone, is it the legendary crystal armor?" Looking at the shining magic crystal on the armor, Link's head was dizzy.
Half an hour later.
Two young men with tightly entangled bodies lay quietly in the wilderness, counting the clouds in the sky.
"Take your legs apart! Such long leg hair is so disgusting!"
"You are so angry, your fingers are stuck in my nostrils and you're talking about me!"
"I just don't have the strength!"
“The top floor, so do I.”
There was a silence. The two boys had their own thoughts and rested quietly.
After a long time, the two finally separated.
"monster!"
After sighing at the same time, the two couldn't help but look at each other and smile.
"I'm glad to meet you, the great priest!"
"I'm glad to meet you, great meat shield!"
"A priest can actually know magic, fight qi, and fight qi. How did you practice it?" Link sighed.
"Magic and fighting spirit are all very simple!" Wayne asked in confusion, "The demon fighting spirit is a little harder, because I have to make a suitable set of crystal armor myself."
"You made this set of crystal armor by yourself?" Link moaned.
"Yes! It should be that the magic array was not well-carved, and the magic crystal was a little too bad, and it was not powerful enough. I used it as a self-defense myself, and I have never used it in battle."
"He is actually still a magician!" Link was shocked.
He once accidentally heard Melena say that people who can make crystal armors are called magicians on the mainland. A set of crystal armors can increase the strength of warriors by three or four times out of thin air. The importance of magicians is self-evident. But if you want to become a magician, you must not only be proficient in all kinds of magic, but also learn profound ancient magic arrays. It is absolutely impossible to do without outstanding talents. Magicians are often present, but magicians are hard to find. This profession that accompanied the appearance of magic warriors has gradually become the highest-ranking profession in the Elantra continent today, and its status even surpasses that of magicians.
"Why is the gap between people so big?" Link looked at the priest who was about the same age as him and sighed in his heart.
"Link, you surprised me so much!" Wayne said, "You have no fighting spirit, magic, and have endured all the attacks on your body alone. How did you do it?"
"I can't do anything else," Link laughed at himself, "but I have a way of being beaten." Yanlong Jue seemed not as outrageous as I thought. At least his ability to resist beating was far beyond his expectations.
"There is indeed a set. But your thoughts are really evil." Wayne looked at him, his eyes full of worry, "Why, I can't feel a trace of faith and awe in you? Do you know that if you continue like this, you will eventually fall and fall!"
"Faith, awe?" Link couldn't help but remember what Arthur had experienced and smiled bitterly, "I once believed in it and awe it, but it only gave me this face and almost brought me into heaven."
"That's because you are not firm enough, pious!" Wayne retorted.
"No, you are wrong. In this world, darkness and light exist forever. The Lord will never redeem the sins of mankind." Link sighed, "Therefore, in the corners where the Lord's glory cannot shine, the grass soaked in the blood of the weak will one day become the horn on the demon's head!"
{Piaotian Wenxue www.piaotian.com Thank you for your support, your support is our greatest motivation} "Stop!" When Wayne ran out in anger, Link had already run to the gate of the church.
In his hand, he was still carrying the money box from the prayer room.
"Beauty, if the Priest touches you one day, remember to let him throw the money in." He threw the money box in front of the frightened nun behind the door, turned his head and looked at Wayne provocatively and said, "Her figure is really good! Under the holy cloak, there is a temptation that the Lord cannot refuse! Priest, do it if you want, the omnipotent Lord will forgive you after receiving the money!"
To be continued...