Chapter 474: Strength Slaps the Face (1)
In the expectant eyes, deep in the stage, two figures slowly walked towards the front stage, and their appearance became clearer and clearer.
When the audience saw the two people walking on stage clearly, they were immediately excited. To be precise, they were completely excited when they saw the man who went on stage with Zhang Xiaohua.
Cheers, screams, and shouts resounded throughout the studio.
"Fuck, Lin Feng!"
"It turned out to be Lin Feng!"
"Little Flower is mighty, she actually invited Lin Feng!!"
"Male God!! I didn't expect to see my male god here!!"
"Lin Feng, I love you!"
"Lin Feng, I want to give birth to you!!"
"Lin Feng! Lin Feng!!"
“…”
Lin Feng's appearance was beyond everyone's expectations and instantly triggered the atmosphere of the recording scene. If it is really about status and influence, Lin Feng would be far beyond all the comedians participating. After all, Lin Feng is one of the few world-class sports superstars in China. He has conquered the NBA and Rio, which has attracted the attention of the whole world.
Backstage, the rest room of the other five groups of comedians was all confused after seeing Lin Feng.
"Lin Feng!?Why is he here?" Xiaobao exclaimed.
Fujino also widened his eyes: "It turned out to be Lin Feng, this is a big killer weapon!"
Wang Jiajia: "Lin Feng is here, my idol! Where is the pen, my pen, I must let him sign my clothes later."
Liu Changjiang: "Oh my God, Xiaohua has invited Lin Feng, our country's Olympic hero!"
After seeing Lin Feng, Cao Wei's eyes almost fell out of his sockets in shock, and then the corners of his mouth twitched violently: "He? He dares to come here? He wants to say crosstalk? It's really overestimating his ability!!"
On stage.
Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua both wore lab coats, but the color of the lab coats on both sides was relatively beautiful. Lin Feng wore a red lab coat, while Zhang Xiaohua wore a light green. As the saying goes, a red and green play, it really matched the two of them when they stood together.
When they walked to the table, the two of them bowed to the audience below, and the performance began.
Lin Feng adjusted the microphone in front of him with his hands and said with a smile: "Hello everyone, come on stage and introduce yourself first. My name is..."
"Lin Feng!!"
Before Lin Feng could speak, the audience shouted in unison.
"Okay, it seems everyone knows it." Lin Feng smiled.
"Lin Feng, I love you!"
"Lin Feng, I want to give birth to you!!"
A female audience member shouted at the bottom of the audience, her voice was exaggerated. Hearing the shout, the audience members burst into laughter.
Lin Feng on the stage also smiled, pointed to the female audience who wanted to give birth to him and said, "Go to the backstage to find me later!"
"Ha ha……"
“Huh…”
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Lin Feng, I want to give birth to you too!"
At this moment, a rough male voice suddenly rang out from the audience again. Hearing this voice, the audience laughed again.
Lin Feng on the stage had an overly frightened expression and shouted: "Security, hurry up! Take it out, such people must not stay on the scene!!"
"Ha ha……"
“Huh…!”
Upon hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again. The woman shouted, Lin Feng asked to go to the backstage, and the man shouted, Lin Feng called the security guard directly. This contrast immediately showed a good comedy effect, and the scene suddenly became hot.
Lin Feng's performance on stage was so "steady", and the other comedians were shocked. As the saying goes, experts can tell if there is anything. Although Lin Feng only said a few simple words, everyone knows that this is definitely a burden that is caught now, and this burden is so loud that it is difficult to achieve this without a few years of stage performance experience, and it also requires super fast on-the-spot adaptability, so it is really difficult.
In Cao Wei's rest room, they could all see the performance at the front desk through the TV screen in the house. When he saw Lin Feng calmly grabbing the bag on the spot, he couldn't help but frown and murmur: "This kid has said crosstalk?"
"Old Cao, don't worry, he will lose 100% if he chooses to speak crosstalk. After all, he is more popular, so as soon as the audience appears on the scene gives him some face. When he really talks about crosstalk, the scene may not be as embarrassing as it is!" Cao Wei's partner He Tian whispered.
Cao Wei nodded and sneered: "I also think he is asking for a slap in the face and telling crosstalk? He is far from being able to do it!"
stage.
After a few jokes, Lin Feng changed his mind and returned to the topic.
"It seems that everyone is familiar with me. Let me introduce the teacher next to me, who is also my partner, Zhang Xiaozai!"
"Ha ha……"
Lin Feng deliberately made Xiaohua a joke, and most of the audience showed knowing smiles.
"What a joke! You are the joke!" Zhang Xiaohua pretended to be angry.
"Oh, yes, it's not a joke, it's Teacher Zhang Xiaohua." Lin Feng smiled and corrected, and then added in a low voice: "Zhang Xiaohua is her sister..."
"It's your sister! Your sister is a joke!" Zhang Xiaohua gave Lin Feng a blank look: "I am an only child and have no sisters."
"Yes, there are no sisters." Lin Feng nodded quickly, and finally added: "Zhang Xiaozai is her brother...that..."
"No brother, I've said I'm an only child!" Zhang Xiaohua said angrily.
Lin Feng looked puzzled: "Who is that joke? Your dad?"
"Your dad is a joke!" Zhang Xiaohua glared at Lin Feng fiercely and said seriously: "There is no such person as Zhang Xiaohua!!"
"Okay, no, no, that's why I remembered it wrong..." Lin Feng smiled and agreed. The name was shaking, and the laughter on the scene was pretty good. It also played a role in mobilizing the audience's emotions at the beginning and bringing the audience into crosstalk.
"Teacher Zhang Xiaohua, a celebrity, a big name." Lin Feng pointed at Zhang Xiaohua and said seriously.
Zhang Xiaohua smiled softly: "It's okay, it's a bit famous."
Lin Feng looked envious: "They are very popular now and very popular. It's very special to go to this stop..."
Zhang Xiaohua: "What's wrong?"
Lin Feng sighed: "It's pleasing to the eyes. You are the goddess in the minds of many men. Look at how energetic you are going to stand this time. Look at this face, your eyes look like meatballs, your ears look like dumplings, your nose looks like garlic, your hair looks like a fan, your beard looks like kelp, your bean skin mouth, your broad bean teeth, this is the head of the Northeast Randon... "
"Ha ha……"
Lin Feng's series of metaphors successfully made the audience laugh.
Zhang Xiaohua on the stage glared at him fiercely: "Go to yours, you're just simmering your head. Besides, where did I get my beard!!"
"Yes, no beard!" Lin Feng quickly corrected it, and finally added: "After going to Thailand, it won't grow..."
"Go to yours, you just went to Thailand! I am a woman and don't have a beard!" said Zhang Xiaohua.
"Is that so? What about this?" Lin Feng stared at Zhang Xiaohua's chin with a suspicious look on his face.
Zhang Xiaohua gave him a blank look: "What, who has your family has a beard??"
"Ha ha……"
“Huh…”
"Lin Feng is defeated!!"
As soon as Zhang Xiaohua said this, she burst into laughter. Before, Lin Feng was squeezing Zhang Xiaohua, and Zhang Xiaohua's words directly made Lin Feng speechless.
Backstage.
Seeing this, Cao Wei couldn't sit still. After all, he had been talking about crosstalk for more than 20 years. Although his level was limited, he still had eyesight. Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua's crosstalk words "It's reasonable, well-founded, buried and exploded", and the jokes for the sound change were also heard. This skill and the laughter on the scene made him feel afraid.
Chapter completed!