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Chapter 492: I Want To Reverse Three Vulgarities (2 in 1)(1/2)

The etiquette lady walked onto the stage with a glass jar equipped with six sets of comedian numbers yellow balls.

Wu Bo reached into the glass jar and stirred, then asked the audience below: "Who do you hope will be the first to appear?"

"Lin Feng!"

"Lin Feng!"

"Xiaobao!"

"Funo!"

"Lin Feng..."

The audience shouted that they liked the names of comedians, and Lin Feng's name was mentioned the most.

Under the gaze of everyone, Wu Bo finally chose a yellow ball.

"I won't watch it, you guys, and then tell me loudly that the first comedy to appear today is..." Wu Bo said, unscrewing the selected yellow ball, and then facing the name inside to the audience.

"Jiang Cheng!"

The audience shouted in unison.

"Is it Teacher Jiang Cheng?" Wu Bo took Huang Qiu and took a look at him, and then said with a smile: "The first comedian to appear today is the new comedian who made up for the position. Teacher Jiang Cheng, please."

After Wu Bo finished speaking, he walked straight off the stage.

The scene was led by a group of children in the front row, and applause rang out.

lounge.

Seeing that he was the first to appear, Jiang Cheng couldn't help frowning. Although he had never been to this stage before, as an old artist with decades of stage experience, he certainly knew that the most difficult thing to perform in a performance was the first actor to appear. Because at the beginning of the performance, the audience was not in the state, so the first actor to appear not only had to bring the audience into the performance, but also heat the stage, which was more difficult.

"Let's go, the best. After the performance, you can watch the subsequent performance steadily." Although Jiang Cheng was unhappy, he looked calm in front of the camera in the lounge.

Jiang Cheng’s partner is Liu Zhijie. The two have been together for more than 20 years. They are currently rare in the domestic crosstalk circle with more than 20 years.

"I'm really uncomfortable when I come, I'm really uncomfortable." Liu Zhijie stood up and walked around and said.

"It's okay if you don't adapt. Let's just treat it as a warm-up for you." Jiang Cheng said generously.

Liu Zhijie shrugged: "Okay, then we have to warm up this event."

stage.

The red curtain slowly opened.

Jiang Cheng, wearing Zhongshan suit, walked onto the stage with a smile on his face.

When they saw the two, there was an instant applause. Although Jiang Cheng’s reputation was not very good recently, he was an "old man" who has appeared on the Spring Festival Gala more than a dozen times. The audience present can be said to have grown up listening to his crosstalk. In fact, Jiang Cheng’s early works were still good, but later on, his bureaucratic temperament became heavier and worse, and his works became worse and worse. In recent years, it has gradually faded out of the public's sight.

However, when seeing his familiar face on the stage again, many viewers were still willing to give him some applause, after all, they had also brought them laughter.

"Hello everyone."

"Hello everyone."

Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie walked to the front desk, first bowed to the audience, and then stood in front of the microphone in a steady manner.

"We two stood on this stage, some knew each other and some didn't..." Jiang Cheng said without hesitation, the typhoon was very steady.

"I know everyone!"

At this time, the audience shouted below.

Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "You said you can't even know each other. Once there are people who don't know me, it doesn't matter if you don't know me. You just vote later and don't vote wrong."

"Hi, I said I was so anxious to introduce it. It turned out that I was holding on to let others vote." Liu Zhijie continued.

Jiang Cheng smiled and said, "After all, "Happy Comedy" is a stage for competition. Since we are here, we have to strive to go forward."

"That's right." Liu Zhijie nodded.

"Okay, I'll still have to introduce myself. My name is Jiang Cheng. The person standing beside me is my partner. Liu Zhijie, today, we two are talking crosstalk, and the name is "You Want to Be Elegant". " Jiang Cheng said with a straight voice.

"Okay, not only did I introduce this myself, but I also reported the news." Liu Zhijie smiled softly.

"There is nothing to do. The host is too unemployed. This job should have been Wu Bo's. As a result, if he didn't do it, I had to do it myself." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

When Jiang Cheng teased Wu Bo, the audience laughed. Overall, the two of them started well.

Several other groups of comedians' lounges.

Fujino: "Teacher Jiang Cheng's typhoon is really stable and he is worthy of being an older generation of artists."

Xiaobao: "Ginger is still so hot. Lin Feng has encountered a strong enemy today."

Sun Jiajia: "You want elegance? This crosstalk name..."

Liu Changhe: "Old Jiang is in good condition today. I haven't seen him in such a state in recent years."

Everyone had good comments on Jiang Cheng's opening. In Lin Feng and Yu Qian's lounge, both of them leaned on the sofa with a relaxed look on their faces. Since the preparation time was very good this time, the words of the two were already correct.

At this moment, Yu Qian was holding a cigarette in his mouth, smoking and staring at the large screen in the lounge.

Zhang Xiaohua, the senior brother Yu Qian, is carved from the same mold as Teacher Yu in the other time and space where Lin Feng is. Not only do they look quite similar, but they even have similar hobbies. Teacher Yu is also a small curl in front of him. He often holds cigarettes in his mouth and loves drinking. The only difference is that Teacher Yu's hair is not perm, but is born. However, Lin Feng did not let him go, and added the "smoking, drinking, perming" joke to their jokes.

"Jiang Cheng is much stronger than Cao Wei, at least the typhoon is very stable." Lin Feng said lightly.

"It's an old man, why can you make a lot of fun without a typhoon? However, it's useless to say that crosstalk is typhoons are stable. As long as a few bags go down, the audience in the audience will not laugh, and even the awesome typhoons will be messed up." Yu Qian said while spitting out smoke rings.

Lin Feng nodded: "That's right."

stage.

The performance of Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie continued. After a few gossips at the beginning, the two entered the theme of this crosstalk joke "You want to be elegant."

After the two entered the theme, Yu Qian's words were somewhat verified. The work "You Want to Be Elegant" created by Sun Daguo is quite a bit of a burden, but most of them are old jokes that the audience has listened to for a long time. In addition, the theme is "too straight", the audience became a little excited after listening for a while. Jiang Cheng threw out three bags in a row and didn't make much noise. Suddenly, sweat was seen on his forehead.

However, Jiang Cheng had experienced great storms at least. After a brief panic, he adjusted his state in time and tried to make the next part exciting. Sun Daguo's book was quite powerful in the later period. Before the whole crosstalk ended, the audience in the audience finally had one or two laughs, and Jiang Cheng on the stage also felt a little in his heart.

After the program ended for more than ten minutes, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie bowed and left the venue.

Wu Bo walked up to the front stage, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie also walked up to the front stage, and the audience also applauded with face.

"Thank you for your hard work, two teachers." Wu Bo greeted with a smile.

Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie also greeted Wu Bo respectively.

"Are you satisfied with your performance today? If you score, how many points will you score?" Wu Bo asked.

"I am in good shape today, but the preparation time for this program is too short, so many places are not perfect. If I ask me to score myself, I will give me six points and barely pass the exam." Jiang Cheng responded, saying that he was very modest, but he left a way out for himself.

"It's only six points? Teacher Jiang Cheng is so humble." Wu Bo asked Liu Zhijie again: "Where is Teacher Liu? How many points did you give the performance just now?"

"Old Jiang is too modest, I'll give you 7 points." Liu Zhijie said.

"Hey, this is not much taller." Wu Bo smiled and shook his head.

"It's already quite high." Liu Zhijie said seriously: "We decided to come to participate in the show on Monday night. Today is Thursday. So, it's only three days to prepare for the show. It's really too hasty, so many places are not particularly satisfied, but we are already very satisfied with it today."

Liu Zhijie is also an old man. Not to mention the quality of the show, you must leave the reason for losing the game, that is, the time is too hasty. In fact, this was also discussed with Jiang Cheng in advance. No matter what the scene is, I will say so and leave a backup plan for myself.

As it turned out, the decision of the two was wise.

"Three days are indeed quite hasty." Wu Bo nodded in understanding, and then continued to ask: "So, can you tell me why you agreed to participate in our program? In fact, as you are the two, you no longer have to participate in similar competitions to prove anything, right?"

When Jiang Cheng heard this question, he laughed: "Wu Bo, you asked this question and offended all the people behind. I'm afraid that those sitting in the back don't need to prove themselves through the show. And I guess the reason why everyone comes to participate in this show should be the same. First, it is their love for comedy, and second, as comedians, everyone naturally hopes to show the best side to the audience."

"I think these two points are the original intention of everyone to participate in "Happy Comedy". As for me personally, I still have a small wish. The reason why I agreed to participate in this program is because I want to tell the audience that crosstalk does not need to use 'three vulgar things' to please the audience. We abandon those things and can still say crosstalk well."

Jiang Cheng looked serious. Obviously, the last reason he mentioned was his real purpose in participating in "Happy Comedy". Of course, everyone knew that his words secretly mocked Lin Feng, and the reason why he came to participate in the competition was for Lin Feng.

The audience did not react much, and everyone was still very disdainful of Jiang Cheng's self-righteous attitude.

"Okay, I'll invite two teachers to rest behind you. I wish you can realize your wish on this stage." Wu Bo smiled and made a gesture of invitation. Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie bowed to the audience again and then left the venue.

Several other groups of comedians' lounges.

Fujino: "Overall, this crosstalk between Jiang Cheng and Teacher Liu Zhijie is pretty good. Now I am looking forward to Lin Feng's performance."

Xiaobao: "It smells like gunpowder, and today's game is exciting again."

Sun Jiajia: "Teacher Jiang Cheng's final speech is quite targeted."

Liu Changhe: "Lao Jiang's work this issue is pretty good."

Lin Feng and Yu Qian's lounge, after hearing Jiang Cheng's last words, both of them showed playful smiles on their faces. In the eyes of both of them, Jiang Cheng was asking for a slap in the face!

stage.

Wu Bo started the second round of lottery draw again. This time, he did not show it to the audience first, but took a look at it himself, and then a surprised expression appeared on his face.

"Who do you hope will be the second one?" Wu Bo asked the audience.

"Lin Feng!"

"Lin Feng!"

The audience almost shouted Lin Feng's name in unison, because Jiang Cheng's last words were obviously firing at Lin Feng, so the audience also hoped that Lin Feng would be able to face the match immediately, and the two of them would be more obvious in the competition.

"As you wish, the comedian played in the second group of this game is Lin Feng and Yu Qian!" Wu Bo showed the name of the comedian in the yellow ball.

"Wow, it's Lin Feng!"
To be continued...
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