Chapter 673: Tear the Spring Festival Gala (Part 1)
As soon as Lin Feng appeared, the atmosphere became warmer. The audience who were watching "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" in front of the TV were also funny.
It was a bit embarrassing to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie said it hard on the stage, but they had too few laughs and could no longer keep up with the rhythm of the times, but Jiang Cheng forced to play jokes on the Internet, but the result was naturally unsatisfactory. Moreover, in order to cater to the big theme, Jiang Cheng's crosstalk also put some main themes in order to cater to the big theme, and the audience became even more fed up. Everyone was watching the party, just looking for a joy, and watching the party was a bitter and grudge, so people naturally couldn't stand it.
So, Jiang Cheng had just said half of the crosstalk, and there were already complaints on the Internet.
"I'm so mean, I have to watch the Spring Festival Gala! I'm so embarrassed for Jiang Cheng when I listened to this crosstalk."
"Jiang Chengzhen is old and can't keep up with the situation. In fact, his early works were pretty good, but now, I can only say that this is the world of young people."
"I'm still looking forward to the good works of the Spring Festival Gala, let's all the programs of "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" are all exciting, so why bother to watch the Spring Festival Gala suffer!"
"Lin Feng's crosstalk has already exploded, but Jiang Cheng is so embarrassed that he is dying. This time, Jiang Cheng loses badly again."
"Repost! Repost! md, the Spring Festival Gala is so scammed. What kind of program is this? It's so embarrassing to watch it."
"Dad, my mother still insisted on watching the Spring Festival Gala. She said she had watched it for more than 30 years and could not watch it with her..."
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Lanhai TV's "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting".
The crosstalk between Lin Feng and Yu Qian is still continuing.
Lin Feng: "Have you heard that, Brother Qian, I've been having a Spring Festival Gala again recently."
Yu Qian: "What does it mean to make a fuss about the Spring Festival Gala!"
Lin Feng: "It's even more lively when you make a fuss. Just go to bed when you watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Wait, you don't go to bed just by watching the Spring Festival Gala, you don't go to bed just after watching the Spring Festival Gala! You fall asleep just by watching it, that's not going to cause trouble." Yu Qian said quickly.
"I didn't say this, it was what the audience said. It was too boring. I fell asleep as I watched it." Lin Feng continued.
Huh...!
As soon as Lin Feng said this, the audience immediately cheered and cheered. Obviously, Lin Feng was about to start the rhythm of the Black Spring Festival Gala. Everyone stretched their necks. To say it was wonderful, what else could be more exciting than tearing down their opponents on the stage.
Sure enough, Lin Feng really went according to the direction the audience expected.
"Although the Spring Festival Gala is boring, it is a party that people all over the country are watching. When I want to be popular, it is a shortcut to go to the Spring Festival Gala. After going to the Spring Festival Gala, I will talk crosstalk on the stage, and the next day, the people all over the country will know me." Lin Feng said again.
"That's right, everyone watched the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve before," Yu Qian said.
"What about this year?" Lin Feng asked.
"It depends on you!" Yu Qian responded.
Huh...!
Upon hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.
Lin Feng looked serious: "There is nothing wrong with this, it's all about me, that's right."
"So, you pushed me over the Spring Festival Gala?" Yu Qian asked.
"Push, it's push." Lin Feng said vaguely.
"Did you push it?" Yu Qian asked.
"I said why are you so serious?" Lin Feng frowned and said, "I have to tell the truth, right? OK. Since there are no outsiders on the scene, I will tell the truth."
Lin Feng paused and continued, "I want to come to the Spring Festival Gala, but if you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, you have to undergo review. I haven't passed the program review and was killed."
Huh...!
Seeing that Lin Feng mentioned the death of his show on the stage, there was another burst of laughter on the scene.
"Has been killed? Can't? Your show is good!" Yu Qian looked surprised.
"Yes, I was full of confidence at that time, but I was stunned when I arrived at the Spring Festival Gala review site." Lin Feng said.
"What's wrong?" Yu Qian asked.
"I didn't bring a gift!" Lin Feng said gritting his teeth: "The stage on the review site was filled with gifts, such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tobacco, alcohol, candy, tea, cloth, silk, mobile phones, tablets, electric cars, small motorcycles..."
"Huo! You are not the review site of the Spring Festival Gala. You are not the supermarket!" Yu Qian said.
Lin Feng shrugged: "So, I'm confused. I thought I was going wrong? I quickly found a worker and asked, is this the Spring Festival Gala review site?"
"The staff nodded, yes, this is the review site of the Spring Festival Gala. You can hand over the gift list first."
"I also want a gift list?" Yu Qian asked.
"Yes, I was also confused at that time. I said there was no gift list, and I came with the works." Lin Feng continued: "After hearing this, the staff gave me a blank look. If you didn't even bring you the gift, why would you go to the Spring Festival Gala?"
"I wondered, isn't the Spring Festival Gala comparing the work? What does it have to do with giving gifts or not?"
"That's the reason." Yu Qian nodded.
Lin Feng said with a serious expression: "I can't surrender like this kind of unhealthy trend. I won't believe it. If I don't give gifts, I won't let me go to the Spring Festival Gala!"
"As long as the work is good, you should give it up," said Yu Qian.
"However, I am still too naive. Since there is no gift list, my program was arranged for the last review. I squatted at the entrance of the stage and watched the actors in front take the stage to review one by one." Lin Feng said with a sad face.
"How are they acting?" Yu Qian asked.
"It was very good, the show was exciting." Lin Feng said with a smile: "An actress walked onto the stage and bowed deeply."
“This is going to start the show.”
"Yeah." Lin Feng nodded and said in the tone of the actress: "Hello, all judges, I brought five boxes of Shanxi old vinegar, ten barrels of Northeast soybean oil, and twenty bags of Wuchang rice, all pure green and non-GMO products..."
Before the actress finished speaking, she saw the judges wave their hands: "Okay, this show is good. Go back and prepare for the next round of review."
"This is over?" Yu Qian said in surprise.
Lin Feng nodded: "Yes, it's past."
"Has she performed a show?" Yu Qian asked.
"I've acted, didn't I say a word for a while?" Lin Feng shrugged: "Five boxes of Shanxi old vinegar, ten barrels of Northeast soybean oil, twenty bags of Wuchang rice..."
"Huo! Is this considered a penis?"
"They have passed the review, so that should be forgotten." Lin Feng thought for a while and added: "By the way, the actress also said that after reviewing the program, she would invite several judges to go to the hotel to guide the script..."
"Huo! Go to the hotel to guide the script?" Yu Qian was shocked.
Lin Feng nodded: "This is popular now, you don't understand!"
Huh...!
Upon hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.
Chapter completed!